melissa / mayhem

today’s rating. for no particular reason. overwhelmed...

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:11:40 -0700

today’s rating. for no particular reason.

overwhelmed with stuff to do.

feeling like it’s just another manic Monday….but it’s Tuesday.

Yeah, that does say Row 1 Seat 1. Also, I have better seats than...

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 18:56:43 -0700

Yeah, that does say Row 1 Seat 1. Also, I have better seats than Elijah Wood.

Under the Umbrella Tree.

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:51:00 -0700

Under the Umbrella Tree.

This blog has slowly devolved to primarily self portraits of me...

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 18:07:49 -0700

This blog has slowly devolved to primarily self portraits of me in bathrooms.

gpoy-day late: I AM NEWSWORTHY edition

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 14:58:59 -0700

gpoy-day late: I AM NEWSWORTHY edition

aaaaaaaaaaaaand

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:07:39 -0700

…kelly osborne is back to blonde again.

quit trying to be me.

Photo

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 19:00:30 -0700

Photo

Sat, 21 Aug 2010 00:24:45 -0700

juice boxes of Pinot Grigio were enjoyed pre game. Actually...

Sat, 21 Aug 2010 00:23:56 -0700

juice boxes of Pinot Grigio were enjoyed pre game. Actually quite good.

gpoy day late- I just found out I’m being treated to FREE...

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:36:35 -0700

gpoy day late- I just found out I’m being treated to FREE FRONT-ISH ROW TICKETS to Chemical Brothers @ Hollywood Bowl by my dear friend, L. Yayzers.

I have a vagina and a blog.

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 12:43:35 -0700

hugparty:

You may now present me with venture capital, thank you.

yeah yeah, gratuitous pictures of myself, whatever. Hair cut by...

Sun, 15 Aug 2010 21:28:00 -0700

yeah yeah, gratuitous pictures of myself, whatever.

Hair cut by the amazing Inez at AVEDA Bokaos in Old Town Pasadena…but she’s so awesome (we’re old coworkers and good friends), she actually comes to my house.

(626)304-0007 if you ever wanna check it out…..right by Johnny Rocket’s.

However, because I’m a cheapskate and an obnoxious perfectionist, I do the color myself. Saves me a huge chunk of change and if I need to do it over and over and over to get the exact crazy white blond blue violet platinum, then I’m not wasting anyone’s time but my own.

WIN WIN.

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edit: i am not a hairstylist. never have been.

cutting/dying the hairz tonite. disregard my stoney baloney...

Sun, 15 Aug 2010 18:06:00 -0700

cutting/dying the hairz tonite.

disregard my stoney baloney eyes.

Mimosas, homie B & her baby, strawberries + dark chocolate,...

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 15:25:28 -0700

Mimosas, homie B & her baby, strawberries + dark chocolate, poolside… A good day off

spring chicken

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 11:21:00 -0700

nothing makes me feel “young” like working with a bunch of 40+ year olds….primarily because they’re always commenting on it.

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also, it makes me extremely depressed for the future of my arms.

our average customer is around 57, and without fail, every single person who comes in mentions that they’d love to wear what I’m wearing….but they want to cover their arms.

jesus christ.

i still can’t figure out my MacBook. to be fair, i...

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 18:26:16 -0700

i still can’t figure out my MacBook.

to be fair, i haven’t really tried to learn anything about it yet. it’s been 2 or 3 months of solely using the interwebs and that’s it.

sigh n stuff…

uhhh...

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 18:20:41 -0700

if you’re under 18 and follow my blog, please stop. It feels gross and weird.

No offense.

flamingo fun times.

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 21:13:58 -0700

flamingo fun times.

gpoyw- glowing

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 18:27:52 -0700

gpoyw- glowing

oh em gee, Qua Spa @ Caesar’s Palace. I want to be inside...

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 17:19:37 -0700

oh em gee, Qua Spa @ Caesar’s Palace. I want to be inside you all day. Massage+ roman baths+ sauna/steaminess+ tea room= $ well spent.