melissa / mayhem

jakec:Sigh. Reddit, in image form. the license plate said...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:06:26 -0800

jakec:Sigh. Reddit, in image form.

the license plate said “Fresh” and had a dice in the mirror….

oh, Coco….

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:20:52 -0800

oh, Coco….

biPolar bear

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0800

get ready for a different kind of TMI.

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so i’m bipolar, which i’ve mentioned before.

i stopped taking my $200 a month meds about a month and a half ago.

…Oct. 26th to be exact because I made sure to take them on the day of the tumblr film fest.

as i’ve done a few times in my adult life, I tried to just exist without taking a pill or 3, but ultimately, chemical imbalances are chemical imbalances and it’s not something that will just go away.

i decided to pursue a sliding scale clinic, and a fellow tumblr was kind enough to point me in the direction of some facilities that would help.

after a week of feeling like i want to jump out of my fucking skin and hyperventilate, i felt it time to see a doctor.

today i went to the clinic.

I got there at 11am.

On the door was a sign stating that today was the office holiday party and they closed at 10am.

JUST MY LUCK!

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gonna try again on Tuesday.

gah….life….

I might bitch about this job, but I DO love getting a bunch of...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:46:21 -0800

I might bitch about this job, but I DO love getting a bunch of free stuff just cuz…

Me=product whore

deductive reasoning

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:09:36 -0800

the feeling of being in a prolonged panic attack-like state continues.

i have figured out that it’s this job.

STILL.

unpoco:Entrave - Chimère Erotique

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:03:17 -0800

unpoco:Entrave - Chimère Erotique

urlesque:robotindisguise: Snookie: The Blanket with Skeeves!

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:29:29 -0800

urlesque:robotindisguise:

Snookie: The Blanket with Skeeves!

Let's Shoot Down This Stupak Yall

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:55:42 -0800

hmwt:

Call Speaker Pelosi TODAY and urge her to reject any anti-choice language from the final version of the health reform bill.

Sample Script:
Hi, my name is __________ and I live in California. I’m calling to urge the Speaker to reject the Stupak ban from the final health reform bill. We’re counting on her to protect women’s health!

Speaker Pelosi’s DC Office: 202-225-0100

Pro-life is just a nice way to dress up anti-choice. Your personal beliefs to not carry over to others, so keep your grubby mitts off everyone else’s rights. Assholes.

lauramenorah: melissa mayhem

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:50:53 -0800

lauramenorah:

melissa mayhem

gpoy tree. just finished the ornaments. I went with an all Santa...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:06:21 -0800

gpoy tree. just finished the ornaments. I went with an all Santa motif.

Short rib taco + sliders. Preshopping fuel. (AND SOME GUY JUST...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:36:26 -0800

Short rib taco + sliders. Preshopping fuel. (AND SOME GUY JUST OFFERED ME FREE WEED. I declined due to potential sketchiness…& that I am standing 30 feet from work)

My white whale

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:12:29 -0800

My white whale

GpoyT- in pursuit of Kogi & Xmas presents edish

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:53:35 -0800

GpoyT- in pursuit of Kogi & Xmas presents edish

thanks FB

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:18:00 -0800

just found out ANOTHER ex boyf is engaged.

I think there’s maybe only TWO now who don’t have a wife/fiance or kids.

EDIT: this was my senior year of HS boyf.

kobiBBQ is in front of my workplace right now. AND IT’S MY DAY OFF. damn you, life.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:43:41 -0800

kobiBBQ is in front of my workplace right now.

AND IT’S MY DAY OFF.

damn you, life.

"I'm Sorry, But We Blew Up Your Laptop"

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:35:10 -0800

richard8016:

“Lily was traveling to Tel Aviv. For some reason, the Israeli security officers thought she was suspicious. So they put three bullets through her MacBook.” This is funny and wrong at the same time.

If you want to read the full story, go to her blog.

presented without comment.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:26:45 -0800

presented without comment.

(via stonerparty)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:01:49 -0800

(via stonerparty)

frankie says relax...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:44:37 -0800

writer-a: tesslynch: I pass the Jollibee every day; you know,...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:42:44 -0800

writer-a:

tesslynch:

I pass the Jollibee every day; you know, Jollibee, home of the chickenjoy and juicy yumburger. I’ve been wondering what it is for some time. Here is the answer:

Review from here: I don’t know what is in Jollibee Chicken Joy. Kids just love it so much. When my nephew was younger, all he ate was Jollibee Chicken Joy when he was not feeling well. My son loves it too. Before he only ordered chicken to have the toy that comes with it. Now he orders it even when he does not like the toys from the Jollibee. He has really acquired the taste for Chicken Joy. Personally, it’s the gravy that comes with it that I like. I like my Chicken Joy with lots of gravy on it. I even put much on my rice when I eat eat more rice. I don’t know if that effect is a good thing. The meat is also delicious. I wonder if they marinate the chicken first before they fry the chicken. Whatever they are doing, it’s really working wonders for Chicken Joy. I think it’s one of the hot sellers of Jollibee. It’s their trademark. It’s not a wonder that Jollibee has already expanded and opened branches in China and even the US.
Rating: 8

So funny, I just had guests in from out of town and we must have passed the place five times over the course of the weekend, and each time it was a source of speculation/discussion. I submit that it’s impossible to drive past without saying aloud, “Crispy Chickenjoy! Juicy Yumburger!” Even if you’re alone.

One of these days I WILL turn in there, and put the review to the test. Perhaps some things, though, are better left mysteries.

Guys - do yourself a favor and NEVER EAT AT JOLLIBEE.

Sorry Filipino friends. It’s disgusting.