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26.  LA kid. 
red lips and cinderella hips.
believe the hype…

melissamayhem at gmail dotcom</description><title>melissa / mayhem</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @melissamayhem)</generator><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/</link><item><title>and now i just have to wait a month to see if i got the job</title><description>&lt;p&gt;hmmm.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;kinda screws with pursuing other jobs, amirite?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like, i &lt;em&gt;could&lt;/em&gt; keep applying for stuff, but…starting and quitting is not my thing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(what transpired at this most recent job….start in Nov., quit by February….is pretty different from my entire 9 years of work history.  and i’m STILL glad i quit.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;le sigh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’m bored.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/443933908</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/443933908</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:29:29 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>uc davis</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i just emailed the admissions office.  i deferred my acceptance about 2 weeks before i was set to move there back in august 2001.  (i still wonder if Sarah Kim, my would-be roommate, was able to get a new roomie or if she had a cool solo room for that first semester. hmm.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;just checking to see if they’d let me back in.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i have a feeling they’ll be all “yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh brooooooo” and laugh in my face, but…it’s worth a try.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—-&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;also…my tummy hurts.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/442204222</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/442204222</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:54:17 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Gorillaz are pretty much my favorite.</title><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/441970646</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/441970646</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:47:52 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>i have no plans to see "Remember Me."</title><description>&lt;p&gt;it bugs me that they would cast a Brit and an Aussie with major regional accents to play prototypical Americans.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/441659059</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/441659059</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:35:53 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>gpoyw- just aced a 2nd interview edition, hence the big goofy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3ebo3isQ1qzppd6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;gpoyw- just aced a 2nd interview edition, hence the big goofy smile&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/440009266</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/440009266</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:49:54 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>cut that bitch</title><description>&lt;p&gt;if you’ve followed my blog for awhile, you might recall that I have this theory that Kelly Osbourne is copying my hair every single time i change it.  if you are a newer follower, well……I’m not delusional, I swear.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;SURE ENOUGH….she had lavender hair at the Oscars.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—-&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I had lavender for the weekend.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what a cunt.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/438119893</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/438119893</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:59:45 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>i don't know if there were enough token Asian wives at the show though...</title><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/434187831</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/434187831</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:47:44 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I finally watched this last night.
i just could NOT get past it...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy9jptkbe1qzppd6o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I finally watched this last night.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i just could NOT get past it being Drew Barrymore in a bunch of prosthetic makeup.  it was still so much Drew, not enough Edie.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it was, however, successfully depressing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;luckily, my mom can’t wait for me to be outta the house.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/434142345</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/434142345</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:19:01 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"it was truly a testament to the fact that people just don't want that asshole to win."</title><description>&lt;p&gt;My dad said that re: James Cameron.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Totes TRUE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You might be a visionary and breaking new ground in filmmaking or whatevs…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But people just don’t want you to succeed if you’re a raging asshole to &lt;i&gt;everyone.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/434092915</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/434092915</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:50:49 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>UNexpected</title><description>&lt;p&gt;as an avid medicinal greens supporter and smoker, i try to stay up to date with the current state of Prop. 215 legal stuff.  I read in the LA Times EVERY SINGLE DAY about the closures of dispensaries despite seeing new places pop up left and right.  I’ve had a recommendation (renewed annually) for 4 or 5 years.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today took me totally by surprise.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1) I haven’t gone to my friend Sevan’s co-op in Studio City in over a month, so I decided to head there today.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;CLOSED.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2) I then head to a newer place in Eagle Rock.  Last time I went they hit me up to sign their petition.  Essentially they are anticipating closure as well.  And I am SURE they will close…this is the only dispensary I’ve ever been to that is next to a residential neighborhood.  That just can’t last.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway, I give them my ID.  They ask to see my recommendation again.  Come to find out that I can’t go in because my rec was issued by a fraudulent “doctor’ and is completely invalid.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Sidenote: I’M KICKING MYSELF.  Every previous year, I have gone thru MediCann.  They are the LEGIT docs but it’s not the cheapest option.  This year, being a fucking cheapskate, I went to some place in North Hollywood for $45.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I KNEW BETTER.  Gah.  Shitty.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3) I need to get a new recommendation now.  There were several people who gave me cards of places to go.  It just sucks because I did not factor THIS into my finances.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4) I referred a friend or two to the same place for their rec, so I had to explain to them that they, too, are fucked.  Embarrassing…..especially since they had come to me since I seemed to know what the fuck is going on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—-&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I just called the #s on my recommendation.  In the next few days, I am going to do everything possible to get my money back and get legal again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bullshit.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/433286056</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/433286056</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:08:34 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Pardon the pun</title><description>&lt;p&gt;But anyone who didn’t like Shutter Island is crazy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/431551425</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/431551425</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:53:46 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>finally seeing shutter island today</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i’ve gotten such mixed reviews from people whose cinematic opinions i actually value, so i look forward to being stoked/pissed about it myself.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/430814081</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/430814081</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:32:06 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>r3d:

signs you’re obsessed with LOST
</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zECDqruYbWw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zECDqruYbWw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://r3d.tumblr.com/post/429090448/signs-youre-obsessed-with-lost"&gt;r3d&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;signs you’re obsessed with LOST&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/429207394</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/429207394</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:10:52 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>NOT ON REX MANNING DAY!!!!!!!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytu6kdjkC1qzppd6o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;NOT ON REX MANNING DAY!!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/428818614</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/428818614</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:56:43 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The glam life of a blonde</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kys4xtCxJz1qzppd6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The glam life of a blonde&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/426972797</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/426972797</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:53:36 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>so currently

almost every teacher friend i have is about to be pink slipped
my friends at various...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;so currently&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;almost every teacher friend i have is about to be pink slipped&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;my friends at various Cal State and UCs are at protests &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I’m applying to schools out of state because there is a greater chance of getting accepted or receiving financial aid&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;we are hemorrhaging money for a war no one supports&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;i can’t even fathom affording health insurance&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;my appeal for unemployment?  Denied.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what a state of affairs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/426756729</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/426756729</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:41:11 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrv89yHkp1qzppd6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/426652166</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/426652166</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:24:09 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>gpoyw- time to do the hairz edish.
I’m attempting to do the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqdh9tM971qzppd6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;gpoyw- time to do the hairz edish.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m attempting to do the color ALL BY MYSELF WITHOUT ANY PROFESH HELP FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER (1st blond time ever, that is…its waaaay less scary with a box from the store).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…hmm&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/425028571</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/425028571</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:02:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Sayid theory </title><description>&lt;p&gt;So he said that the one he loved died in his arms.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;BUT…. couldn’t that mean Nadia OR SHANNON??!?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The smoke monster/Locke will totally bring back Shannon.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/424575281</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/424575281</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:22:23 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>caseydonahue:

Lost, you have 10 episodes left. Quit dicking around.
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://caseydonahue.tumblr.com/post/423303354/lost-you-have-10-episodes-left-quit-dicking"&gt;caseydonahue&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lost, you have 10 episodes left. Quit dicking around.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/423373874</link><guid>http://melissa-mayhem.com/post/423373874</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:36:37 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
