melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

melissamayhem at gmail dotcom

burning questions?

March 31

best real names of clients at my various workplaces

tonight, we were graced with Rich Banker.

i have previously seen:

Michael Bentover

Sparkle Sparks

Rob Blucock

Richard Poppers (the irony is that he *popped* a boner during his scalp massage)