melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

melissamayhem at gmail dotcom

burning questions?

audio-urinaphobia

a word my friend and i long ago created for my inability to pee in public restrooms when someone else is in there….listening.

i have since started humming “no surprises” by radiohead to relax during those uncomfortable moments in the loo.