how to screw one’s self
step one - play hookey for last week’s class
step two - procrastinate all week on any and all assignments
step 3 - rent and view movie with complete and total attention
step 4 - realize the movie is actually part of next week’s assignment, not the one due today
step 5 - give self 5 hours until class to complete an assignment, due tonight, that you are completely unprepared for.
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