dear head cold,
it’s time for you to go now. seriously…you’ve been hanging out for a week now. you’ve eff-ed me up too much already. i have cabin fever. i feel bad for not going to the gym. i want to rip my nose off. i’d like to taste my food soon. thank god you didn’t ruin my goddamn interview yesterday….now don’t going messing with day number one.
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vitamins and OTC meds consumed since last saturday include
lots of vitamin b complex with vit. c
airbourne
zinc
sudafed AND sudafed extra strength
dristan cold
nyquil, nyquil, nyquil
sadly, i have not been in the presence of whisky at all. but that shit would have taken care of it on day one.
if you have any super cures, please let me know.
i don’t wanna take nyquil tonight and be all hazey on the first day of the new job…
(i am, however, having a celebratory, red wine filled late lunch with a friend in a bit, so….uh…that might complicate things….)
