catching up with the exes
i was just thinking, where are they now? i’m not really a let’s-stay-friends-forever kinda person though, so this may not be all that accurate.
we’ll start with junior high.
-nick, the “one pump, please” guy (i was of a virginal persuasion, of course) - i believe he lives in sad diego. still super skinny mexican guy.
paul, the pathological liar whom i dated in 7th, 9th, and post 12th grade - may or may not have slept with my friend shortly after knocking up his gf. i heard that her filipino parents forced him to marry her. still a good looking white male.
(i’m mentioning the nationalities to paint a picture of the variety)
high school
-edward, who up until the recent breakup with [boyf] had been the longest relationship title holder - has a child that’s at least 4+ years old. a thuggish looking ecuadorian. may or may not have married…
-harout, the one who dumped me shortly before prom (ME! I was class president and on prom court, c’mon!) and then went with the school slut - still a very hairy lebanese guy, went to CSUN, probably still a really nice guy despite the breakup.
post HS/college/not college
-chuck, the one who developed a meth addiction while we were together - hardcore scientologist, went to narc anon in brazil, has since moved to sci-crazy central, florida and is continually pursuing his musical aspirations. one of the few musicians i’ve dated who is actually successful. plain old white male.
-lee, the one i cheated on (he couldn’t keep it up!) who still to this day wants to be friends! - moved to tracy with the girl he dated after me and started teaching. may or may not marry her. another cracker.)
-[boyf], the most recent, two weeks ago- i’ll get to this one eventually. just not now…..
(these are the ones i considered to have had a commited, monogamous relationship with. this does not include the in betweens.)
