melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

melissamayhem at gmail dotcom

burning questions?

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so started out a good day.

only 5 people, myself included, showed up for class today.  i secretly watched hulu’s streaming coverage silently on the computer, but GCC has the oldest computers ever so it froze every 3 seconds.

then off to the gym.

30 mins. elliptical trainer

30 mins of weights, abs, etc.

i even stayed for a refreshing yoga class.

the instructor was super new age (which i kinda needed) - essential oils, bossanova and reggae-ish music, an inspiration box filled with uplifting quotes.     she asked which parts we would like to focus on and i said hip flexors.

she said, “oh, well that chakra has a lot to do with relationships.”

huh.

it was a very different experience from other instructors methods, but i enjoyed it and left feeling happy.

i walk over to the bus stop and open my wallet for change.

$65 GONE.  STOLEN.  The cunt left two dollars for me. (definitely a cunt because it’s an all women gym)

whatthefuck.