melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

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burning questions?

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i’ve had way too many run ins with this broad.

I loved this song.  To find out she was a lame cunt was……meh.

7th grade.  KIIS-FM had one of those ‘Whichever school bombards us with postcards professing their devotion to our stupid station will win a free concert.’

I did not send in one card.

We won without my help.

Immature…..then Brandy…..then Coolio performed.  She was lame then, but i thought it could be cuz she’s performing to a junior high.

Age 16.

I work at Jamba Juice.  Brandy comes in.  Is a bitch.  orders the most complicated and disgusting drink that isn’t on the menu.  has a posse of 2 people.  All around lame.

Memories.

ohserena:

Brandy-Baby

This takes me back to my preteen years. Watching Brandy on Tyra now. I wonder if she’ll talk about the fatal car accident she was involved in.