melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

melissamayhem at gmail dotcom

burning questions?

dangerghost:

Some dudes re-created the opening from Perfect Strangers. I loved the shit out of that show. Even the theme song gets me everytime. I’d be down to re-create an LA or Vegas version. Although, would the LA version of Balki have to be a “Bro-Bro”?

TRUE STORY:

I was mildly molested by Balki when I was a child.

no really.  i don’t have any recollection of it.  when i was 19 my mom mentioned it casually one day.

apparently Bronson Pinchot was a friend of the parents’ friends in the early 80s.  he would bounce me on his lap excessively and began sending presents for me.

(my parents cut that shit out immediately, of course.)

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“Mildly Molested by Balki” is a great band name.