bullet points of Cunty Mood Tuesday
- glad I saw Avatar. wished i would not have gotten ice cream because eating so soon after smoking is a bit of a buzzkill. also wished i hadn’t drank so many fluids.
- guy at the concession stand charged me twice for my friend’s popcorn. it ended up taking 12 minutes for this fucking kid to figure out that he had to give me back 5 bucks. someone had to be called down from upstairs to void this transaction or some shit. my friend was like, “it’s just 5 bucks,” and I’m like, “YEAH. IT’S FIVE FUCKING BUCKS. The line can fucking wait.” And after everything, I think the kid ended up giving me too much change.
- this happens to be my super hippie New Age friend, so she cried for at least half of the movie. i, on the other hand, have no soul or something.
- every car on the road today made me want to scream profanities at them
- NO, i don’t want to do anything on New Year’s. I feel about NYE the way most people feel about Valentine’s day….I fucking hate it. AND I have to work that morning (of NY EVE, not day) at 7am….so the idea of staying up until midnight sounds like torture. NO I don’t wanna go dancing. NO I don’t wanna go to Vegas. NO I don’t wanna wait in some line for some shitty club. NO I don’t wanna spend 25 to 100 bucks for overpriced drinks and shitty champagne.
- seeing the ex make “Jesus” and “Christ” comments on FB to an anorexic girl (veganism is a veil for eating disorders more often than not) who dated one of his close friends just ices the fucking cake on Cunty Mood Tuesday.
- all of my towels smell like fucking balls and mildew now that my brother has used them
- and i STILL have to click everything twice on my computer to do ANYTHING.
