melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

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burning questions?

GODDAMN IT - IT’S CUNTY MOOD TUESDAY

meaning Bleedy Vaj Wednesday is apt to follow….

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Seriously I WANT TO RIP PEOPLE’S HEADS OFF.

  • My computer is being lame and I have to click twice on everything.  WTF.
  • I went to Zankou Chicken and they fucked up my order.
  • WHY CAN’T I WATCH SVU TODAY LIKE I DO EVERY OTHER TUESDAY?!?!?!
  • I’m gonna hang out with my sweetest friend ever, but how many ways can I phrase “HE WAS NEVER EVER EVER INTO YOU, GET THE FUCK OVER IT ALREADY” after two years of the same thing.  So not in the mood…