melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

melissamayhem at gmail dotcom

burning questions?

gpoyw - don’t tell me i look like annie lennox like the membership guy @ Equinox always does edition.
yes, my hair is crazy extreme for the first week or so without roots.  calm down.
alternate titles for this edition include:
my future’s so bright, i’ve gotta wear pink shades
the numba 1 stunna
call me billy idol instead
hey, you’re observant that i have blonde hair
two thumbs way up
i’m wearing sunglasses so you won’t see my hideous naked face
hey, it’s that grey cardigan again

gpoyw - don’t tell me i look like annie lennox like the membership guy @ Equinox always does edition.

yes, my hair is crazy extreme for the first week or so without roots.  calm down.

alternate titles for this edition include:

  • my future’s so bright, i’ve gotta wear pink shades
  • the numba 1 stunna
  • call me billy idol instead
  • hey, you’re observant that i have blonde hair
  • two thumbs way up
  • i’m wearing sunglasses so you won’t see my hideous naked face
  • hey, it’s that grey cardigan again