melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

melissamayhem at gmail dotcom

burning questions?

anal fissures vs. anal fishers*

…a world of difference.

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*based on a conversation i had this weekend about easily confused phrases without context (i had to come up with the weirdest, most random and off-base one possible, natch), as opposed to speaking from personal experience. 

:/