melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

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burning questions?

i smell like a tub of frosting

got my massage at work today.  AMAZEBALLS.

They treated me to a complimentary vanilla bean exfoliating body scrub.  This was 4 hours ago and I still smell like you’d wanna eat me.  REALLY.

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just watched the Top Chef finale with my mom.  OMG!

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my parents said i was born around the 7am-ish hour, so I plan to sleep through my literal, actual birth time.

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it’s gonna rain like crazy tomorrow which kinda blows, but….meh.  I won’t settle for anything less than an awesome bday.