melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

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burning questions?

December 5

I was going to make fun of “Jersey Shore” @ work, but the Armenian girls I work with REALLY DO FIND THE GUYS TO BE ATTRACTIVE. So I can’t… Or at least… I’ll wait till they get off to share my commentary…