sad state of my economy
so i realized it’s probably time for a new vibrator.
the trusty rabbit has been with me for 5 or 6 years. (I keep it nice and clean, you fucking sickos). a few others that were not nearly as useful or uhhhh….successful(?) have made their way into the trash over time…
when i bought the rabbit, i had the disposable income of a champion (aka…. i was using credit cards recklessly and overdrawing my bank accounts whenever necessary).
right now….every penny is like pure gold.
i figure that a good orgasm is worth the investment, so I’m gonna save up and go for a near identical replacement.
