melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

melissamayhem at gmail dotcom

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Tumblr Name: melissamayhem

Age: 26

Location: Glendale - Los Angeles

Current school/job: taking my sweet ole time @ school (*cough* community college *cough*) / spa receptionist + sloth

Sexual orientation: all about the cock

Status: Single, and I’m fine with that.

Random fact about yourself: i’m totally phobic of pregnant stomachs.  i don’t care if you’re glowing, get the fuck away from me.

Hobbies/Interests: trolling the interw3bz, educating others on the benefits of Prop. 215, decadent baths,

Do you smoke/drink: “social” cig smoker, raging pothead, and occasional wino.

Fav Tumblrs: why pick favorites? i only follow awesome people.  But seriously, get some PussyCow in your life. and unpoco for my p0rno needs.

Why Tumblr?: I’m way more of a creeper than you know….I’m totally full of myself and I think my thoughts are important enough for documentation (whether you agree or not is neither here nor there)….I’ve met some interesting characters on here (CAN’T WAIT TO MEET YOU TONIGHT TOO!)…my oooolllllllddddd LiveJournal has become just a feed for my twitter…and it happens to be the easiest blogging platform I’ve come upon yet.