Fun Tatyahna Fact: There are 14 songs written about me.
and they all suck.
Fun Melissa Fact:
I’ve only cheated on one boyfriend EVER. He was a “singer/songwriter.” (Read: his music was way too adult contemporary/John Mayer-esque for my taste. But hey, I’m supportive if nothing else.)
There is a whole album of boo hoo sad songs he wrote about our relaysh. I’ve never heard it, but Joe (the ‘other man’) and I WILL FIND IT someday and enjoy a good laugh.
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(Karmically, I feel like an asshole. The ex mentioned is now married and still making boring music. And he STILL wants to be friends with me….because he is just a genuinely nice guy. I’m a jerk.)
