melissa / mayhem

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burning questions?

how i’ve occupied my time as an 80 year old with a bad back…

…day three of half-reclining in my bed.

so far i have

-read the recent issues of Lucky, ReadyMade, and Glamour

-watched a few late season 3 LOST episodes on hulu

-worn a heating pad so that i’m always slightly sweaty

-popped in a copy of Adventureland and munched on white cheddar popcorn

-slurped down some pho

-drifted in and out of restless sleep

-contemplated revising my resume and taking steps toward minor productivity

-decided to remain slothlike

-watched bits and pieces of tv movies including beerfest, cruel intentions, date movie, how high, and undercover brother……amongst others.

-rearranged pillows repeatedly to find the utlimate comfiest position

-awkwardly and unsuccessfully attempted to contort my body while trying to stretch and figure out what’s wrong with me (still convinced it a slipped rib….something pokes when i breathe in)

and i have tomorrow to squeeze in some more fun!