melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

melissamayhem at gmail dotcom

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Namedropper

What a weird weekend. Dodgers with the fam. Jermaine Jackson caught a foul. Then male strippers, replete with assless chaps. Then a bbq where Ed Begley Jr stopped by. He asked if he’d met me before. I said “No, but you’re meeting me now.” I’m ridiculous.