melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

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burning questions?

um, yeah….last nite….

AMAZING.

I’d say one of the highlights of my life….

#1 - got to hang with my friend whom i haven’t seen in over a month.

2.  playing dress up is fun.

3. she knows some sneaky little parking lot close to Avalon that’s half a block away and only 8 bucks. score.

4. she’s good friends with some of the devastatingly handsome doormen (and not even fucking them!) so it went a little something like this:

-walk past the fucking paparazzi to the entrance

-see people standing in line

- walk past the line standers to be let in immediately with

VIP passes and free tix   (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!vip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

- grab some waaaaay overpriced cointreau cocktails

- proceed to VIP section where we were able to sit,

unlike the standing room general admish…

- die a little bit in astonishment that i am even there.

other unimportant VIPS included Margaret Cho, Jewel, Carmen Electra, some guy from Semi-Precious Weapons or something, Project Runway dickbag Santino, and I think Rami Kashou too, some Playmates, etc etc etc.

i plan to detail the various performances later.

i had this Playmate tell me how much she loved my dress and blah blah blah.  just a bit surprised as i was twice her size, but whatevs.  i had a fucking blast.

mind = blown

so grateful to my friend for taking ME when so many other people were begging to be the + 1.