ok, so this may seem crazy…
…but i’m convinced it’s true.
So…many years ago, I first kinda-semi-not really was introduced to Kelly Osbourne.
(Let me tell you right away….this is NOT a namedropping post)
I had my black hair and bangs and all that jazz. and i have these little cartoon-like wings tattoos on my shoulders.
a month later, she has black hair and bangs, and new little cartoony wings on her back.
ok, whatevs. not like i’m the only one around with them.
a few years later, she’s in rehab in Pasadena and walks into my salon. she sees me and turns right around out the door.
her hair was exactly the same as mine, like louise brooks-ish.
at this point she and i are around the same weight and such, so people start saying, “You know who you look like????”
and she totally knows it’s me when she sees me.
then i go blond and short. 2 months later, she goes blond and short.
still to this day, anytime i change my hair or something else physically about myself, she has the same shit a month later.
kelly osbourne wants to be melissa mayhem.
no, really.
….but she sucks.
