melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

melissamayhem at gmail dotcom

burning questions?

jerkface neighbors

every single spot on the street is taken for parking.

my revenge so far has been:

  • take the smaaaaaalllllllll spot in front of my house that leaves me hanging into my driveway while more than gently nudging the car behind me
  • blow smoke out of my bathroom window in the general direction of the party
  • drink pinot noir in my room