melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

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June 10

The old lady across from me at the airport terminal kept repeating to her family, “Don’t worry, I have lots of drugs. Lots of drugs.” When I looked at her, she freaked out and said, “oh my god, I mean advil! I don’t have drugs. Oh my god! Really! It’s just advil!”