melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

melissamayhem at gmail dotcom

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Raddest text alert

Going to my friend’s house for some shit talking tonight, and I just got this text:
“For tonight I have 1/2 a ribeye for each of us, potatoes, gravy, Mochi w/ green tea. Think we are good - maybe a crispy snack… Have a bottle of red too.”
DOPE.
She also happens to live the life that I’m most jealous of. Worked at a wine shop in Montalcino, Italy, for 7 years where she met her rad husby & they travel all over the world about every other month. She works with me “as needed” & is the sweetest person ever.