melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. 29. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

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May 3
LAPD Raids Medical Marijuana Dispensary - Eagle Rock, CA Patch

AEC HAS BEEN MY FAVORITE PLACE FOR 4 YEARS NOW.  super bummed to know that the friendly, kind staff are now out of work.

on the other hand, i have always wondered how the fuck this place stayed open as its less than a 600 feet radius from a school.

hmmmph.  total waste of LAPD resources.
May 2

(Source: joetheonemanshow, via juliasegal)

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Vaguely threatening letters from children.

(Source: mehreenkasana, via palindromepanda)

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May 1
STILL RELEVANT.

STILL RELEVANT.

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jazzzydigital: Jazzy Creams SHOP really awesome Pizza necklaces for sale. my fave lady sell fave worthy awesomeness

jazzzydigital:

Jazzy Creams SHOP really awesome Pizza necklaces for sale.

my fave lady sell fave worthy awesomeness

(Source: jazzycreams)

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Cash Mobs

I’m intrigued by this and would love to participate.  $20 to spend at an independently owned business doesn’t seem to be out of my realm of capability.

(read about this on LAist - a mob crashed a store in Highland Park recently.  super cool)
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so, today i’m starting my Tracy Anderson Metamorphoses training….p90x-ish, but more pilates/barre/dance-ish

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also decided to make May a dry month.

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what a boring month/90 days this will be.

April 30
Ever. (Taken with instagram)

Ever. (Taken with instagram)

April 27
but i’m not gonna let you.

but i’m not gonna let you.

(Source: staylit, via grapevinetwine)

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beerhouse:

It’s employment, and it’s consensual. Every worker deserves rights.

lookoutsideyourself:

brokenhallelujahacme:

Sex Workers Need HUMAN RIGHTS, Not Legal Wrongs

*TURN OFF THE BLUE LIGHT, IRELAND POSTER CAMPAIGN*

Always reblog.

(via jerkzilla)

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stfuconservatives:

Michelle Obama has inalienable rights to invite us all to the gun show.

April 24
gratuitous photo of self importance. makeup todayincludes some makeup forever green photofinish primer sample (cancels out redness) boots organic eye cream cinema secrets concealer  shu uemura lash curler bare minerals foundation powder too faced eyeshadow base sample of celestine shadow from bare minerals on lid some wine colored MAC shadow on crease bare minerals qyeen phyllis shadow on browbone sample of josie maran argan oil illuminizer on cheekbones sample of zoom lash mascara from MAC a pinkish blush by hourglass my new purchase - Girl About Town lipstick from MAC (its health & beauty week in Old Town Pasadena, so i hit up MAC and Sephora for free samples. woot) stoney eyes care of Sunset Organic, walking distance from my apt. - Private Reserve strain)

gratuitous photo of self importance.

makeup todayincludes

  • some makeup forever green photofinish primer sample (cancels out redness)
  • boots organic eye cream
  • cinema secrets concealer 
  • shu uemura lash curler
  • bare minerals foundation powder
  • too faced eyeshadow base
  • sample of celestine shadow from bare minerals on lid
  • some wine colored MAC shadow on crease
  • bare minerals qyeen phyllis shadow on browbone
  • sample of josie maran argan oil illuminizer on cheekbones
  • sample of zoom lash mascara from MAC
  • a pinkish blush by hourglass
  • my new purchase - Girl About Town lipstick from MAC

(its health & beauty week in Old Town Pasadena, so i hit up MAC and Sephora for free samples. woot)

  • stoney eyes care of Sunset Organic, walking distance from my apt. - Private Reserve strain)
April 21

P0RN

that is all.