melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place.
27. LA kid.
red lips and cinderella hips.
believe the hype...

melissamayhem at gmail dotcom
i still can’t figure out my MacBook.
to be fair, i haven’t really tried to learn anything about it yet.  it’s been 2 or 3 months of solely using the interwebs and that’s it.
sigh n stuff…

i still can’t figure out my MacBook.

to be fair, i haven’t really tried to learn anything about it yet.  it’s been 2 or 3 months of solely using the interwebs and that’s it.

sigh n stuff…

uhhh…

if you’re under 18 and follow my blog, please stop.  It feels gross and weird.

No offense.

flamingo fun times.

flamingo fun times.

gpoyw- glowing

gpoyw- glowing

oh em gee, Qua Spa @ Caesar’s Palace. 
I want to be inside you all day.
Massage+ roman baths+ sauna/steaminess+ tea room= $ well spent.

oh em gee, Qua Spa @ Caesar’s Palace. I want to be inside you all day. Massage+ roman baths+ sauna/steaminess+ tea room= $ well spent.

oh hai Vegas. Nice to see you again.

Sidenote: Coors Light not mine

oh hai Vegas. Nice to see you again.

Sidenote: Coors Light not mine

serious bidness lady.

serious bidness lady.

killing me with laughter.

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the pause for applause made me lose my shit…

today= unamused

today= unamused

gpoyw- my work is so rad, they even provide us with personalized utensils to reduce plastic waste.

gpoyw- my work is so rad, they even provide us with personalized utensils to reduce plastic waste.

LA vs. the gay bay

LA vs. the gay bay

oh hai there.

oh hai there.

Seen in Glendale…

Seen in Glendale…

Damon Lindelof tweeted this picture of my friend Carlo today yesterday. 
LOST nerd heaven.

Damon Lindelof tweeted this picture of my friend Carlo today yesterday. 

LOST nerd heaven.