melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

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burning questions?

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What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(Source: zvyozdochka, via snuff-d-rooster)

it’s 90s music day, i guess.

(Source: Spotify)

(Source: Spotify)

(Source: Spotify)

Butts butts butts

Butts butts butts

Totally understandable. I’m tortured by them daily

Totally understandable. I’m tortured by them daily

(Source: Spotify)

(Source: Spotify)

Why I haven’t watched past most of 2nd season. Too much diff stuff from my beloved books.

Why I haven’t watched past most of 2nd season. Too much diff stuff from my beloved books.

Rex Manning Day always cheers me up.

Rex Manning Day always cheers me up.

Anyone who requires their partners passwords or demands to check their phone is CRAY.

Anyone who requires their partners passwords or demands to check their phone is CRAY.

He really wasn’t even doing anything.

He really wasn’t even doing anything.

Throwback to Quiet Storm breathing in my essence at a friends bachelorette party in 2004. If you flag this, you’re a dick.

Throwback to Quiet Storm breathing in my essence at a friends bachelorette party in 2004. If you flag this, you’re a dick.

Cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats

Cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats