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Mon petit prince

Mon petit prince

My new workplace requires that my picture be plastered all over our website and Facebook and fucking everywhere on the Internet and I want to tell them that I have a restraining order against someone and cannot have my workplace known just so I can get out of this. Womp womp. (We all know I’m not usually opposed to having my picture taken, so…yeah.)

My new workplace requires that my picture be plastered all over our website and Facebook and fucking everywhere on the Internet and I want to tell them that I have a restraining order against someone and cannot have my workplace known just so I can get out of this. Womp womp. (We all know I’m not usually opposed to having my picture taken, so…yeah.)

(Source: clroff1, via thetaoofdana)

Found internetz fun.

Found internetz fun.

420 friendly

420 friendly

YOU

YOU

unimpressedcats:

to the window

to the wall

(Source: groupinou)

odditymall:

The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.

—->http://odditymall.com/pepper-spray-that-takes-a-picture-and-alerts-the-police

well, jeezus.  i am so beyond floored that this day has come.  I hope this is real.  FO’ REALLY REAL

(via laineydiemond)

So, kind of a stellar week/end…. Take final, pass class, move out of hellish roommie sitch, apply for job on Saturday night, interview on Sunday, get the offer job on Monday night, start school in January. GOLDEN

party-wok:

Meloni is a treasure.

BEST

party-wok:

Meloni is a treasure.

BEST