melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

melissamayhem at gmail dotcom

burning questions?

i have another NSFW blog too. Inquire Within...
catmansmuckers:

freelancefailure:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

I think you’ll find that England have the best pulp of all


This is what I was waiting for.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

catmansmuckers:

freelancefailure:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

I think you’ll find that England have the best pulp of all

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This is what I was waiting for.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

artofoverwhelm:

Jac Vanek / BUY HERE

artofoverwhelm:

Jac Vanek / BUY HERE

(via theream)

The dream of the 90s is alive in my playlist.

(Source: Spotify)

LA Times cartoon = SPOT ON

LA Times cartoon = SPOT ON

Thx @cieloru for the rad throwback! DRILL THIS. ABOUT FACE.

Thx @cieloru for the rad throwback! DRILL THIS. ABOUT FACE.

gpoyw - MY EYES ARE UP HERE edition

gpoyw - MY EYES ARE UP HERE edition

haven’t had enough Rockso in my life lately.
(not, surprisingly, a euphemism for drugs… at least for me….in this post)

haven’t had enough Rockso in my life lately.

(not, surprisingly, a euphemism for drugs… at least for me….in this post)

Anonymous said: You seem like you might have the answer to this: where are the best edibles in LA? You know, for people who are legally entitled to that sort of thing?

melissamayhem:

again, anonymous questions + me + no way to answer other than publically  = Fail for getting an answer to your question.  My email is listed RIGHT THERE if this forum is too scary for you.

also, i have yet to find the best best best edibles, tbh.  there’s a vast amount of BS everywhere and too expensive to be so sub-par.

Anonymous said: You seem like you might have the answer to this: where are the best edibles in LA? You know, for people who are legally entitled to that sort of thing?

again, anonymous questions + me + no way to answer other than publically  = Fail for getting an answer to your question.  My email is listed RIGHT THERE if this forum is too scary for you.

Anonymous said: not sure where I came across your blog, but the NSFW sounds like something I'd be interested in.... :0

oh, HEY, just saw this.  telling you about my NSFW blog on here in a response to an anonymous question does not help whatsoever.  if i wanted to spell out the blog right here, i would have.

Perfectly sensible. Who needs 7 anyway?

Perfectly sensible. Who needs 7 anyway?

Photo credit @smash_smash @theescondite June 2014

Photo credit @smash_smash @theescondite June 2014