August 2011
O RLY?
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July 2011
i keep accidentally posting stuff on mm.com when i... →
my “diet” blog….. Dukan diet. follow if you are at all interested in what i eat.  it’s not exciting in any way.
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Melissa's unsolicited fave 5 things this week
1) Eddie Izzard 2) red pepper hummus 3) channeling fashion inspiration from quirky high school art teachers 4) board games & trivia 5) free movies in parks & such 5a) HelloGiggles, duh
Jul 25th
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mercurypdx: ho0drat: fucknicethings: disturbingimages: gabbity submitted:  why My mom and boyfriend and I just stared at this for like 5 minutes. I have seen some kinky things in my day, but this is a new one for me. [NSFW] Christ.
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Jul 21st
“One of the things you learn as a college president is that if an undergraduate...”
– Former Harvard President Larry Summers on the Winklevoss twins (via theviesociety)
Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
cliche lameness
i get along with F’s friends.  pretty much all of them that i’ve met. but i can’t FUCKING stand his best girl friend - let’s call her the Mensan.  (who gives a shit about Mensa, srsly?) they used to fuck even though she talks loudly all the time about how she “dates guys but sleeps with girls” and doesn’t “even LIKE guys.” i find her...
Jul 20th
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Tom Haverfoods →
click for the lulz.
Jul 20th
i’ve been really anxious lately. if i haven’t talked to you/seen you in a bit, this is why. the end.
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Jul 19th
most boring list ever
need: good vacuum not a mini fridge shelves or something to put in the bathroom a maid
Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
WatchWatch
laughyourspleenout: Taste Test Tuesday! IN THE STYLINGS OF CHEESEBURGER! If you are any bit a moral, decent, sane individual with things to live for, I (David) advise you to never ever forevernever under any circumstances so much as think about any of the food that I eat in any of my videos. This is the first Taste Test Tuesday video where the words “test,” “Tuesday,” nor “taste” are uttered....
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“The Dodgers are so broke, three of their players tested positive for ramen...”
–  friend on facebook that i didn’t know was, in fact, quoting from the ESPY’s last night.
Jul 14th
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LA
Free fare on Gold, Red, & Orange metro lines this wknd!
Jul 14th
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svnnh asked: lol! i had tickets to that shit then sold them because we moved back to LA!
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goddamned trashy tabloid at the gym totally spoiled what’s coming up (for me) in Game of Thrones (book & series). FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Jul 12th
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