melissa / mayhem: Archive

Apr 1st

i’d like to clarify that “M: bday guy” on my crush list IS NOT MIKEYPIZZLE. sorry bro.

Apr 1st

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indieandyy asked: no no FUCK YOU for BEING a Dodger Fan!

GIANTS BABY!

Apr 1st

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IF YOU ARENT A DODGER FAN, THEN FUCK YOU.

Apr 1st

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writinginbed asked: Didn't get to tell you that your legs are BITCHIN!

Apr 1st

on to the next, got money in my pocket....

well. i shouldn’t be all boo hoo about him. technically, i’m dating more than i ever have in my life. it’s kinda way fun. let’s see: -D: loft guy -F: old guy -S: tattoo guy -V: devo guy and i’m crushin’ on: -M: birthday guy -secret guy -C: mexi-guy -D: photog guy -J: fuck you dudebro, get out of my head. :( -frog? that’s still questionable ...

Apr 1st

Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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professionallush asked: I'm sorry, babe. That's all.

Mar 31st

Today: lounge by pool. go to gym with amazing air condish, go adult toy shopping with Whiskey Christie, DODGERS.

Mar 31st

Treatable with a good prognosis. I still don’t want well wishes & personal anecdotes though thx

Mar 31st

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also, my godfather died from prostate cancer. ...

so stories of triumph and overcoming disease will pretty much fall on deaf ears.

Mar 30th

Workers discover body of man who fell into... →

So…. it’s been a weird week so far…. since Saturday, really. yeah, i mentioned i’m kinda sick….this also started on Saturday. Instead of staying in, I hung out with a small group of good friends and drank a lot. When discussing with Robert the Devil why I’m not makeout material anymore because I’m “the ex” of Dudebro, I mentioned that he...

Mar 29th

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Lady Gaga celebrated her bday at La Cita...

…oh god, to have been on the bloody mary patio with her.

Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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Mar 28th

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AHWOSG

confession: everyone i know is like, “OMG YOU’LL LOVE ‘A HEARTBREAKING WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS!’” And I totally don’t.

Mar 28th

well, yeah. i guess today can only get better, right? woke up early in an attempt to go into the “math discovery center” at school. FAIL, went back to sleep and got to school with 5 mins to spare. got to class…..the ONLY class i’m taking so i can “really focus on my studies” and “maximize my potential to pass this goddamned math...

Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

Anonymous asked: I wanna do bad things to you.

Mar 28th

double you tee eff.

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Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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I just randomly thought about Putin on the Ritz...

tehblackbirdisflying: I DIE. I DIE.

Mar 27th

prejudice.

sometimes on FB when i see that my mutual friends w/ someone are all of the few scientologists i know, i get really sad because….they must be scientologists. oh, frog…

Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 26th

Anonymous asked: You are very pretty. That's all :)

Mar 25th

I wish aviator sunglasses didn't make me look like...

Mar 25th

are you 'avin a laff? VS. are WE having FUN yet?

BOTH WIN! But we all lose since the shows are gone.

Mar 25th

Tough day: -no work -math test that I feel is probz a high C but whatevs -switched shifts for tmrw so I can sleep in for once -smoke & lay around watching SVU & Maury, hopefully some Gangland too -nap? -leisurely bath, facial, & pedicure? -2nd date.

Mar 25th

WHITE WHINE

i love getting $____ worth of free clothes every month from work, but i’m so tired of having to hand wash every.single.thing.

Mar 25th

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new wave feminism: ****TRIGGER WARNING for... →

hipsteranonymous: Rape Culture 101: After I was date-raped, I had to explain to the authorities: -what outfit I wore -what I drank -what I ate -what I said -if I crossed my legs -how I laughed -if I laughed -the makeup I wore -what underwear I wore -who I talked to -what bar I… clickety click & read the whole thing. this is seriously fucked.

Mar 25th

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