March 2011
don't just stand there, bust a move.
tits or gtfo
February 2011
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Vomit Box=
salt & sugar rim, 3 count of Wild Turkey, 3 count of gin, splash of sweet vermouth, shaken, with every single garnish possible… not limited to the cocktail onion, olive, generous amount of lemon zest, & maraschino cherry we had on hand.
Woot
Just when I thought math class was irredeemable, I finally turned around when forced to work in a group…. Cute boy who is likely within 5 years of my age.
(I’m usually 6-8 years older than most students here except for the OLDZ)
Violet, you’re turning violet, Violet.
MY DAD JUST ENTERED MY ROOM WHILE MY RABBIT/DILDO...
he came to ask where he can buy a scantron for a test tomorrow.
—-
MORTIFIED.
….i was also about 3 mins away from a self love sesh in front of the computer. CHRIST.
tatyahna asked: waiittt are you from here!?
accomplishmintz
….prez day OFF thus far has included
eating biscuits for breakfast while reading the paper. plus coffee.
sit around on the internetz
be bored
decide to go to Echo Park for the Grill ‘Em All truck. For my first time at any of my CHEEZBURGER EXTRAVAGANZA ‘09-‘10-‘11 spots I always try a basic cheezburger. So I got the Hannah Montana. Thoroughly satisfied. Next...
breathing a sigh of relief that i have a place to stay for Coachella.
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“My kid’s not here anymore. My kid’s not here anymore! He’s dead! Because of...”
– Distraught mother SANDY FONZO, of Wilkes-Barre, PA, angrily confronting the judge who sentenced her then-17-year-old son for possession of drug paraphernalia to 30 days at a juvenile detention center, followed by four months at a boot camp — for what was only his first offense. Ms. Ponzo said her...
