February 2011
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January 2011
last night started out like BULLSHIT.
The house was on a super hill that killed me car/clutch/etc and my bumper while attempting to turn around in a driveway.
it was apparently BYOB to the extreme, which had been mentioned by NO ONE EVER. I know, I know…it was my own poor form for not thinking ahead and getting something on the way. Whatevs. Despite a flask swig of whisky here and there...
“Ever had you shit pushed in?”
– Vato from TRAINING DAY, which I’m currently watching…
The Victorian journal of erotica, The Pearl, in... →
shorterexcerpts:dirtypuzzle:
“I whispered in her ear, as I inclined the willing girl backwards on the soft pillow of sand, and reversing my position, we laid at full length, side by side, both of us eager as possible for the game; my head was buried between her loving thighs, with which she pressed me most amorously, as my tongue was inserted in her loving slit; this was a fine gamahuche.”...
WatchTOO MANY NIPPLES.
i’m totally grossed out.
Watchthe ever present ANONYMOUS “are you a lesbian?” question.
SURPRISE: SHORT HAIR DOES NOT MAKE A PERSON GAY, YOU SMALL MINDED CLOWN.
the summer of george
or, actually, the YEAR OF MELISSA.
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muthagrabbin’ Dre Day…. the first time i don’t have to work on this glorious occasion
Wine tasting after a train ride to Santa Barbara for C’s bday. That, or a mini-plan of Dodgers’ tix.
Or just get Dodgers’ tix regardless…
Girl Talk at the Palladium
Lady Gaga (fingers crossed)
a pretty chill Spring...
Hollywood Bowl 2011 Summer Season Announced! -... →
Watchnappy hair.
really. i was napping.
Watchwino status.
bummer city/awesome city-
I’m at the gym. I weighed myself. It’s like 5 lbs more than it was 3 weeks ago. Apparently, my body really likes to put on muscle mass REAL QUICK LIKE. Granted, it’s not fat gain (errr, at least I think not), but its not fun to see.
Reason 5 billion to just use clothes & mirrors (& suggestive iPhone pics) to gauge your fitness.
i hate run. but make feel good. i want puff puff.
HA! this is why i’m feeling guilty about not being at the gym.
jesus shitty christ, iphone/itunes.
my mom asked me to help update her phone (1st time in a year).
it erased all her apps.
now i have to hear about this for the next week at least since she’s practically senile* and can’t remember most of the apps in the first place.
white whine, i suppose….
*not really
The Dollyrots
jerkzilla:
They’re playing a week from today at the Troubadour and I don’t anyone who likes them as much as I do…..except the ex. FFFUUU!!!
AGAIN WITH OUR OVERLAPPING LIVES!!!!
I may like them just as much as you.
a) I’ll totes go with you
b) for YEARS i would hit up Kiss or Kill (wherever it was over the years….The Garage, Zen Sushi, The Echo, El Cid, Safari Sam’s, or Key...
DiGiorno's Pizza And Cookies Combo Is Watershed... →
this scares me.
…sticking to grilled mac n cheez/pulled pork/caramelized onion sammiches and juice box wine, thx.
OMG WHO WANTS SOME WINE & GRILLED CHEESE TONIGHT?...
no, really. let’s do this.
Anonymous asked: Heya,
Perchance, do you enjoy rain?
If so check out my blog:
orage.tumblr.com
-DNA
Perchance, do you enjoy rain?
If so check out my blog:
orage.tumblr.com
-DNA
State of the Union to The Biggest Loser to Drag Race 3 w/ RuPaul. I am America.
randomhector:
Just because you’ve seen me naked doesn’t mean you can add me on Facebook, there are rules.
The Circus Berlin Hotel →
dude.
this is where we’re staying in Berlin.
Green/Sustainable.
Amazing art and design.
FREE WIFI.
Weleda products in the bathroom.
Downloadable DIY walking and public transport tours.
Rickshaw tours from the hotel.
They’ll burn you a CD of your pics to make more room on your camera.
IPod and phone charging stations.
Yoga.
Nomz restaurant.
unimportant celebrity(?) sightings throughout my...
molested by Balki - Bronson Pinchot (it’s a funny story, actually, ask me about it sometime.)
Daryl Strawberry came as a speaker for D.A.R.E. while i was in 2nd grade
Fritz Coleman, weatherman extraordinaire, lives in Glendale and hosts the Academic Bowl and does comedy(!) at various local events
the girl who played Vicki in Small Wonder went to my elementary school
Kelsey...
anal fissures vs. anal fishers*
…a world of difference.
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*based on a conversation i had this weekend about easily confused phrases without context (i had to come up with the weirdest, most random and off-base one possible, natch), as opposed to speaking from personal experience.
:/
Guess who's going to Berlin, Prague, & Venice this...
