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May 27th
a few words on the subject
i loved the LOST finale. i cried just about every 10 minutes during the show (pretty much everytime people were reunited) and for a good 20 minutes straight afterward. i cried 3 times this morning and i’m still getting randomly choked up and fighting back tears. —- maybe it didn’t answer every question i’ve ever had.  maybe we all had a theory that they were dead in the...
May 24th
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i sneaked a little toke out my bathroom window about 20 minutes ago. just this second, my mom came upstairs saying, “Melissa?  Is there something going on in the bathroom?” i froze. —- LOL…..SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE TOILET…..asking if it was stopped up. shhheeeiiiit. buzzkill.
May 23rd
May 22nd
holy crap
i’m reevaluating my school decisions in order to stay in CA at this amazing job I started TODAY. it’s that good.
May 19th
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The best prank ever. EVER. →
(via amazingaysian)
May 17th
but really...would i be more productive after...
hmmmmmmmmmm. big hmm.
May 17th
trying to figure out why
i’ve been spending more time trying to figure out why certain things bother me so much…like….getting to the root of the problem and whatnot.  gah, it reminds me of being in therapy and trying to ascertain my “triggers” and all that, a process i loathed but in the end found beneficial. lately, i’ve been trying to understand WHY the whole facebook privacy thing...
May 16th
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i’m curious how many Mtv True Life episodes end with “…and now she is submitting photos to PlayBoy in hopes of becoming a Playmate.”
May 16th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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special delivery
the doorbell rang…delivery for me! the info packet + paperwork + employee manual, lookbook (yay fashunz!), etc. for my new job starting next Tuesday.  —- lots of amazing benefits!  it bums me out that i will have to move after 3 months of work.  (the plan is to try & transfer to their Scottsdale location…) this place has their shit T O G E T H E R, which will be a nice...
May 12th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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Hair absorbs oil. Send hair to help soak up this... →
This is aimed primarily at anyone working in a salon. Instead of throwing it in the trash after every haircut, start a big collection box and ship it off to help clean up this mess. It won’t cost you, and it was all going in the garbage anyway, so there’s a win-win sitch!
May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
“I have a major gripe with the trend of misspelling baby names. On purpose. The...”
–  NYTimes blog piece (via elizablr) 2 friends of mine both named their kids the same thing.   B named her adorable kid “Maia.” The other one named her kid “Maiyah.” I think one of them is a stupid name.
May 8th
May 7th
stab yourself with lead pencils
i’ve worked primarily with people in the salon/spa service industry for about 5 years…. these are people doing body treatments of some sort (massages, facials, waxing, etc). without fail, every single one of them is astounded at how many people have those permanent blue dots -left by lead- somewhere on their bodies. YOU KNOW YOU DID IT. —- I, on the other hand, didn’t...
May 7th
i was pretty sure i wanted nothing to do with this...
i lived in SF when the 1st movie came out, and despite being invited to see it with my fabulous gay friend in total cliche fashion (MY OWN PERSONAL STANFORD, GUYS!), I declined. (I was probably broke too, so…..yeah.) I had no desire to see the movie hang out with a bunch of chicks perpetuate this idea that all women secretly want to be Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, or Miranda.  I...
May 7th
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fuck you, LOST.
piratekitten: seriously. suck one million fucks. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN KATE.
May 5th
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zero tolerance
although it was a few weeks ago now, my “tour of college tours” was very interesting and telling. Arizona was the last place we visited and will be where I go in either August or next January (see an old post for reasons why I don’t know yet). my parents and i sought a simple lunch in downtown Phoenix.  A sign that my mom thought said “Bread & Fruit” was...
May 4th
ranga-sauce:  PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET
May 4th
No, fuck YOU, facebook.
because I don’t want FB to link to my “interests,” my profile now reflects NO interests. Fuck you FaceBook. Fuck you in the ass. I will not play your lack of privacy games. I’m mainly on their to find dirt on kids I went to high school with anyway. And by “dirt,” I mean boring stuff like who’s having kids and who’s getting married, so my days on...
May 3rd
we will return to our regularly scheduled...
i haven’t been up to too much lately…. i had my final for my property management class (and last of the 3 classes to take in order to get my realty license) on Wednesday. So far, I’ve gotten an A in both previous courses, and ultimately, I’m probably psyching myself out (I got A’s on all the quizzes, a B on the midterm, and will get an A on all the final...
May 2nd