December 2010
dear new follower, the pro-life virgin one...
hey, sorry to single you out and all, but really…
what’s going on here?
am i being studied as a “what not to do” subject in your curious world?
what could we possibly have in common?
i want people to abort with carefree abandon and fornicate like filthy savages….especially the pre-marital kind.
i am thoroughly confused.
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although….i do follow Julia...
sometimes it's hard not to be a total slut.
so new years’ eve is covered.
thx guys.
bday/xmas desires that will likely go unfulfilled:
-iPhone 4
-new wallet, red & leathery like my current one
-Lola by Marc Jacobs perfume
-bass guitar, even if it’s old and beat up
-the cast of LOST reuniting and being on TV forever
-passing this fucking math class i’m in right now.
-really going to Chicago
-dick in a box
-cool new year’s plans. it’s seriously...
November 2010
jesserelley-deactivated20111212 asked: hello
entered a contest for free Wu-Tang tix.
…my high school boyf would be so proud.
50 Ways to Never Waste Food Again →
Warning: Instagram's Proprietary Rights to your... →
danhacker:
As much as I love Instagram, the fine print in their Terms of Service is kind of shady.
uh oh. luckily i take pictures of TOTAL NONSENSE.
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ever since thxgvng, i am always always alllwwwaaaaayyyyssss hungry.
virgin-4life-deactivated2011080 asked: You are very pretty :)
MY PIES TURNED OUT TO BE FUCKING DELICIOUS, if you...
it's a good thing i brought up the human centipede...
my dad got my mom to say that she’d love a cigarette. they haven’t smoked in 30+ years.
lol.
i'm in an oddly good mood today.
thanks crazy pills! keep up the good work.
great-ful
11/25
thankful to sleep in for once.
and paid holidays.
catching up
total fail on my part for missing several days of grateful posts. ooops.
11/21 - I am grateful for the food truck movement in LA! Seriously, it’s fun, delicious, worth the experience waiting, easily accessible, mobile technology friendly, and always filling. Love you, the few i have experienced (KogiBBQ, Get Shaved, Komodo, & Grilled Cheese Truck). I look forward to trying...
not sure how well drunken pie making is gonna work...
kanye reminds me of a ventriloquist dummy...
Lobsta.
hautelikecouture:
Tears. of. joy.
Fresh, never-frozen crab and lobster flown in from New England three times a week
Lobsta Truck hitting the streets of Los Angeles December 3.
I cannot wait.
shit.