melissa / mayhem

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March 20
January 43

2009

June 70
May 90
April 53
March 109
February 168
January 150

2008

October 30
August 10
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
blonde ambition
Sep 30th

to do this week

- get Dad to swap iphones with me, as he most assuredly does NOT need the 3Gs more than I do.  nor...
Sep 29th
(via bobloblawslawblog) i see what you did there…
Sep 29th

TOPIARY

lauraenoughalready: is a good word. never did anything wrong by me. im gonna so it some love. ...
Sep 28th

Don't hate me

… But I’m going to eat some carne asafa fries @ Taco Spot in Eagle Rock tonight…..
Sep 27th

Ohhh ABC

You and your shows with magical numbers… Gets me everytime.
Sep 25th
Seth McFarlane?
Sep 25th
youvebeenbonged: (deepdownsouth)
Sep 25th
my “I have tomorrow off” smile
Sep 25th

Knock 3 times on the ceiling

if you want meat…
Sep 24th
gpoyw- end of the work day edish… Ready to GTFO
Sep 24th
Oh caffeine, You are my favorite socially acceptable stimulant.
Sep 24th
“Looting is all fun and games until the power comes back on.”
— My friend, D.C.’s FB...
Sep 22nd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-20)
Sep 21st
Sep 21st
I was not aware that we had tix for box seats
Sep 21st

my brother moves to Southern Oregon...

i’m kinda feeling sad about it. i’m gonna be lonely-ish.  and now it’s just me...
Sep 20th

i wish i really enjoyed watching...

i know what’s going on, so it’s not a question of how to follow the game… i just...
Sep 20th
Ravi Shankar @ the hollywood bowl tonight…. yay for free tix
Sep 20th
Again… Awesome seats
Sep 19th

Happy Jew Year

to the chosen ones….
Sep 19th
Smile Friday - the unsmile edish, on lunch @ work. 1 hr...
Sep 19th

Weird

I just googled parkour the other day
Sep 18th
In n out drive thru…. I’ve been eating well and...
Sep 18th
(via kanyegate) yeah, yeah, i’m still laughing at the...
Sep 17th
int'l talk-like-a-pirate day in 2 days!
Sep 17th
gpoyw- getting ready for work, listening to Pandora, sipping...
Sep 16th
Watch Watch
itsnotforyou: kids incorporated KAY! EYE! DEE! ESS! kids incorporated looks like we’ve...
Sep 16th
Faith No More Tour Dates
Sep 16th
I have a “friend” on FB who still WriTeZ LikE THiS anD ThiNkS iT’s KeWL. I makes...
Sep 16th
dirtypreston: I want a gun shaped breakfast! perhaps one of...
Sep 16th

the chalet is now the black boar?

……times, they are a-changin’
Sep 16th
migueld:
Sep 15th
11 minutes till gossip girl. xoxo.
Sep 15th
fantastic opinion piece on Leno's lack of...
Sep 15th
My own cost-effective monocle for Monocle Mondays
Sep 15th
carlovely: get it here getting this for at least 3 people...
Sep 15th
my recent FB update states: BOYCOTT BAD TV.  Don’t watch Leno….tonight or ever.  If you...
Sep 15th
rillawafers: discodazzler: Too soon? never.
Sep 15th
“If you want the ultimate, you’ve got to be willing to...”
— Swayze in Point Break
Sep 15th
i saw this on the news last week, and i was intrigued. when...
Sep 13th
Smile Friday - new wave makeup face for work edition
Sep 12th
i LOVE that ANTM is incorporating fetish footwear into their...
Sep 10th

definition of FTW

i know what is means, obvs… but at work yesterday, a coworker swore to me that it means...
Sep 10th

i'm concerned that some people are TOO...

like really excited…
Sep 10th
Ordered by most used:time love people friend night life...
Sep 10th
gpoyw - big mouth edish —- fun plans for tonight...
Sep 10th
“Well, I guess you’ll have to twist her arm!”
— Me, today, blurted out to a...
Sep 9th
me: but what i really want to do is write. dad: why would you have such a sick, sadistic idea? me:...
Sep 8th
(via dirtypreston)
Sep 8th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-6)
Sep 7th
Hot pink lipstick Saturday
Sep 6th
Kinda blurry but my San Fernando Valley OG kush pays homage...
Sep 6th
nathanieljames: From Real Classy: So, you kinda fucked...
Sep 5th
i think i’m just gonna say “merde” to any more aspirations of learning more French...
Sep 5th
Can’t tell if this is an awesome cloud, smoke from the...
Sep 5th
seeing extract with B tonight followed by dinner. i will have a drink for the both of us and she...
Sep 5th

it's a massive attack kind of morning.

Sep 5th

Fucking annoyed..... Please excuse this...

I’m kinda disappointed. It appears that I have ALL WEEKEND OFF with nowhere to go and nothing...
Sep 5th

places to visit where I can crash w/...

Hopefully in the new year I will suddenly have unlimited time and $ to travel to: -Phoenix or that...
Sep 5th
Morning hair
Sep 4th

Fuckshitcockballs

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I...
Sep 4th

life n stuff

Welcome to my wonderful week of massive hormonal chin breakouts.
Sep 3rd
gpoyw -  i looked like this a long time ago edition
Sep 3rd
Off to work.
Sep 2nd
Oh cruel world. I don’t go to the gym for 2 months and I’ve lost 4 lbs. And here I am,...
Sep 1st