melissa / mayhem

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2009

December 97

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June 70

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April 53

March 109

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January 150

2008

December 44

November 25

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blonde ambition

to do this week

- get Dad to swap iphones with me, as he most assuredly does NOT need the 3Gs more than I do. nor...

(via bobloblawslawblog) i see what you did there…

TOPIARY

lauraenoughalready: is a good word. never did anything wrong by me. im gonna so it some love. ...

Don't hate me

… But I’m going to eat some carne asafa fries @ Taco Spot in Eagle Rock tonight…..

Ohhh ABC

You and your shows with magical numbers… Gets me everytime.

Seth McFarlane?

youvebeenbonged: (deepdownsouth)

my “I have tomorrow off” smile

Knock 3 times on the ceiling

if you want meat…

gpoyw- end of the work day edish… Ready to GTFO

Oh caffeine, You are my favorite socially acceptable stimulant.

“Looting is all fun and games until the power comes back on.”
— My friend, D.C.’s FB...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-20)

I was not aware that we had tix for box seats

my brother moves to Southern Oregon...

i’m kinda feeling sad about it. i’m gonna be lonely-ish. and now it’s just me...

i wish i really enjoyed watching...

i know what’s going on, so it’s not a question of how to follow the game… i just...

Ravi Shankar @ the hollywood bowl tonight…. yay for free tix

Again… Awesome seats

Happy Jew Year

to the chosen ones….

Smile Friday - the unsmile edish, on lunch @ work. 1 hr...

Weird

I just googled parkour the other day

In n out drive thru…. I’ve been eating well and...

(via kanyegate) yeah, yeah, i’m still laughing at the...

int'l talk-like-a-pirate day in 2 days!

gpoyw- getting ready for work, listening to Pandora, sipping...

itsnotforyou: kids incorporated KAY! EYE! DEE! ESS! kids incorporated looks like we’ve...

Faith No More Tour Dates

I have a “friend” on FB who still WriTeZ LikE THiS anD ThiNkS iT’s KeWL. I makes...

dirtypreston: I want a gun shaped breakfast! perhaps one of...

the chalet is now the black boar?

……times, they are a-changin’

11 minutes till gossip girl. xoxo.

fantastic opinion piece on Leno's lack of...

My own cost-effective monocle for Monocle Mondays

carlovely: get it here getting this for at least 3 people...

my recent FB update states: BOYCOTT BAD TV. Don’t watch Leno….tonight or ever. If you...

rillawafers: discodazzler: Too soon? never.

“If you want the ultimate, you’ve got to be willing to...”
— Swayze in Point Break

i saw this on the news last week, and i was intrigued. when...

Smile Friday - new wave makeup face for work edition

i LOVE that ANTM is incorporating fetish footwear into their...

definition of FTW

i know what is means, obvs… but at work yesterday, a coworker swore to me that it means...

i'm concerned that some people are TOO...

like really excited…

Ordered by most used:time love people friend night life...

gpoyw - big mouth edish —- fun plans for tonight...

“Well, I guess you’ll have to twist her arm!”
— Me, today, blurted out to a...

me: but what i really want to do is write. dad: why would you have such a sick, sadistic idea? me:...

(via dirtypreston)

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-6)

Hot pink lipstick Saturday

Kinda blurry but my San Fernando Valley OG kush pays homage...

nathanieljames: From Real Classy: So, you kinda fucked...

i think i’m just gonna say “merde” to any more aspirations of learning more French...

Can’t tell if this is an awesome cloud, smoke from the...

seeing extract with B tonight followed by dinner. i will have a drink for the both of us and she...

it's a massive attack kind of morning.

Fucking annoyed..... Please excuse this...

I’m kinda disappointed. It appears that I have ALL WEEKEND OFF with nowhere to go and nothing...

places to visit where I can crash w/...

Hopefully in the new year I will suddenly have unlimited time and $ to travel to: -Phoenix or that...

Fuckshitcockballs

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I...

life n stuff

Welcome to my wonderful week of massive hormonal chin breakouts.

gpoyw - i looked like this a long time ago edition

Oh cruel world. I don’t go to the gym for 2 months and I’ve lost 4 lbs. And here I am,...