August 2009
my friend tom and i decided that the best pickup...
Aug 1st
Aug 1st
i dislike the saying "shit ton"
Aug 1st
siiiiiiiiick
Aug 1st
July 2009
being back in my boring reality deserves a big...
SIGH. working and broke and hot and lazy. viva la vacation!
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me: “what show is this?” tom: “I dunno, some British show. For all I know this is ‘Two and a Half Blokes.’”
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Flight delayed
…. only good thing to come of this is getting to cross one more burger joint off my Extravaganza ‘09 list. Chezzburger …. at Burbank airport
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Jul 23rd
um, yeah....last nite....
AMAZING. I’d say one of the highlights of my life…. #1 - got to hang with my friend whom i haven’t seen in over a month. 2.  playing dress up is fun. 3. she knows some sneaky little parking lot close to Avalon that’s half a block away and only 8 bucks. score. 4. she’s good friends with some of the devastatingly handsome doormen (and not even fucking them!) so it...
Jul 23rd
Jul 23rd
chicago festival guide! →
prepare to be inundated with chicago plans in my excited anticipation of tomorrow….
Jul 23rd
holy jesus...i'm gonna eat here on friday →
Frontera Grill, Chicago Chef Rick Bayless! With his Top Chef Masters menu (that i won’t be eating because it was all offal).
Jul 23rd
vaaaaaaccccccaaaaaaaationnn
Jul 23rd
bitchin' camaro...
bitchin’ camaro…
Jul 22nd
Jul 21st
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-7-19) →
Lily Allen (2)  Adele (2)  Katy Perry (2)  Little Boots (2)  Kelly Clarkson (2)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jul 20th
Ugh gawd. I think I really f-ed this up. I can always retake the class. :( Failure sucks
Jul 20th
Jul 20th
so my final is tomorrow
…i don’t think that I’ve mentioned that i am pursuing a license in real estate. i’m still kinda surprised myself. this is the 2nd of 3 classes i must take before taking the agent’s exam. i am also the president of the procrastinators club.  really.  time management is not my strong suit.  i guess that comes with being a sagitarrius or...
Jul 20th
Jul 19th
Shitfuckcockballs
Jesus H. My dear friend scored us free tix to see Dita Von Teese perform @ Avalon on wednesday nite! I just died a little bit. If I had an idol, she would be it. Shiiiiiit.
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The waiting room at planned parenthood makes me scared for the future.
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ohthejews recognized me from my tumblr in REAL... →
@ trader joe’s on sunday. omfg.
Jul 16th
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Jul 14th
voted "nicest smile" in 8th grade...
i like my smile and all, but sometimes i just want all my teeth to fall out so i can start all over again. …weird? i know.
Jul 14th
I’m ashamed of myself, in advance, for the fact that I will probably watch that bad reality show “More to Love” in a few weeks
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