August 2009
my friend tom and i decided that the best pickup...
i dislike the saying "shit ton"
siiiiiiiiick
July 2009
being back in my boring reality deserves a big...
SIGH.
working and broke and hot and lazy.
viva la vacation!
me: “what show is this?”
tom: “I dunno, some British show. For all I know this is ‘Two and a Half Blokes.’”
Flight delayed
…. only good thing to come of this is getting to cross one more burger joint off my Extravaganza ‘09 list.
Chezzburger …. at Burbank airport
um, yeah....last nite....
AMAZING.
I’d say one of the highlights of my life….
#1 - got to hang with my friend whom i haven’t seen in over a month.
2. playing dress up is fun.
3. she knows some sneaky little parking lot close to Avalon that’s half a block away and only 8 bucks. score.
4. she’s good friends with some of the devastatingly handsome doormen (and not even fucking them!) so it...
chicago festival guide! →
prepare to be inundated with chicago plans in my excited anticipation of tomorrow….
holy jesus...i'm gonna eat here on friday →
Frontera Grill, Chicago
Chef Rick Bayless!
With his Top Chef Masters menu (that i won’t be eating because it was all offal).
vaaaaaaccccccaaaaaaaationnn
bitchin' camaro...
bitchin’ camaro…
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-7-19) →
Lily Allen (2)
Adele (2)
Katy Perry (2)
Little Boots (2)
Kelly Clarkson (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Ugh gawd. I think I really f-ed this up. I can always retake the class. :(
Failure sucks
so my final is tomorrow
…i don’t think that I’ve mentioned that i am pursuing a license in real estate.
i’m still kinda surprised myself.
this is the 2nd of 3 classes i must take before taking the agent’s exam.
i am also the president of the procrastinators club. really. time management is not my strong suit. i guess that comes with being a sagitarrius or...
Shitfuckcockballs
Jesus H.
My dear friend scored us free tix to see Dita Von Teese perform @ Avalon on wednesday nite!
I just died a little bit.
If I had an idol, she would be it. Shiiiiiit.
The waiting room at planned parenthood makes me scared for the future.
ohthejews recognized me from my tumblr in REAL... →
@ trader joe’s on sunday.
omfg.
voted "nicest smile" in 8th grade...
i like my smile and all,
but sometimes i just want all my teeth to fall out so i can start all over again.
…weird?
i know.
I’m ashamed of myself, in advance, for the fact that I will probably watch that bad reality show “More to Love” in a few weeks