melissa / mayhem
2010
December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
22
February
24
January
43
2009
December
97
November
178
October
112
September
67
August
74
July
81
June
70
May
90
April
53
March
109
February
168
January
150
2008
December
44
November
25
October
30
September
17
August
10
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
my friend tom and i decided that the...
Aug 1st
Aug 1st
i dislike the saying "shit ton"
Aug 1st
siiiiiiiiick
Aug 1st
being back in my boring reality deserves...
SIGH. working and broke and hot and lazy. viva la vacation!
Jul 29th
Chicago Dog House (If you order it w/ ketchup it’s...
Jul 27th
It was delicious
Jul 27th
Jul 27th
Wicker Park street fest
Jul 27th
me: “what show is this?” tom: “I dunno, some British show. For all I know this is ...
Jul 26th
Jul 26th
Delilah’s on Lincoln after hitting Taste of Lincoln...
Jul 26th
Jul 25th
Cubs beating the Reds, inning 5
Jul 25th
Chicago dog
Jul 25th
Jul 25th
smile Friday- cabbin’ it up in the Chicago rain
Jul 25th
Italian beef @ Portillo’s
Jul 25th
naked Palin and Blago @ the Ale House
Jul 24th
Jul 24th
the view from my friend’s apt.
Jul 24th
unimpressed. I still plan to try the real restaurant b/c...
Jul 24th
Flight delayed
…. only good thing to come of this is getting to cross one more burger joint off my...
Jul 24th
we even had matching dresses and cocktails.
Jul 23rd
not on a red carpet
Jul 23rd
um, yeah....last nite....
AMAZING. I’d say one of the highlights of my life…. #1 - got to hang with my friend...
Jul 23rd
gpoyw- off to see D von T edish
Jul 23rd
chicago festival guide!
Jul 23rd
holy jesus...i'm gonna eat here on friday
Jul 23rd
vaaaaaaccccccaaaaaaaationnn
Jul 23rd
bitchin' camaro...
bitchin’ camaro…
Jul 22nd
Does this translate to “I love cock” to you too?
Jul 21st
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-7-19)
Jul 20th
Ugh gawd. I think I really f-ed this up. I can always retake the class. :( Failure sucks
Jul 20th
Jul 20th
so my final is tomorrow
…i don’t think that I’ve mentioned that i am pursuing a license in real estate. ...
Jul 20th
Jul 19th
Shitfuckcockballs
Jesus H. My dear friend scored us free tix to see Dita Von Teese perform @ Avalon on wednesday...
Jul 19th
smile Friday - prosecco buzzin’ edition
Jul 18th
Bachelorette party invite. Hollywood Men Revie and other...
Jul 18th
The waiting room at planned parenthood makes me scared for the future.
Jul 17th
snpd- hey look at that! edition
Jul 17th
bobloblawslawblog: Misha Hollenbach whatever this art...
Jul 16th
ohthejews recognized me from my tumblr in...
Jul 16th
gpoyw - laughy face edish
Jul 16th
benbraun: peel fiction… get it… pulp…. peel…. ha! yea,...
Jul 14th
voted "nicest smile" in 8th grade...
i like my smile and all, but sometimes i just want all my teeth to fall out so i can start all over...
Jul 14th
I’m ashamed of myself, in advance, for the fact that I will probably watch that bad reality...
Jul 13th
Pink fingers, red toes.
Jul 13th
Don’t hate
Jul 13th
Jul 13th
Pool party... kinda
Chips n guac. Chilled prosecco with oj. Beer n tequila. Crab cakes or shrimp gyoza. Strawberries....
Jul 13th
It’s crazy how I don’t realize I need my meds until I don’t take em. Jesus. That...
Jul 12th
Pink nailz
Jul 12th
Jul 11th
I found out that bees are attracted to my hair.
Jul 11th
stfubelievers if you do what i command…
Jul 10th
arandomthought: If you’re ever in West Hollywood and want...
Jul 10th
My friend,Tom, is hilarious. He called and left a voicemail. “I love turtles!” and hung...
Jul 10th
i miscalculated
so last month, i was all boo-hooing about it being 6 months since the breakup. oopsies. i left...
Jul 9th
jeninla: yourkitchensink: Hickory Burger, one of the best...
Jul 9th
and, of course, Jonathan was my faaaaaaaavvve. He happens...
Jul 9th
and the winner is….. New Kids on the Block concert...
Jul 9th
gpoyw- no makeup/ weird light edition
Jul 9th
w00t
got an A on the midterm. 92%. the class average is 89%. mwahahahaha
Jul 8th
Oh yeah
I have the opportunity to tag along to a concert this Friday or Sunday. The choices are New Kids on...
Jul 8th
stonerparty: stoney legos
Jul 8th
Racial harmony as demonstrated by salt and pepper...
Jul 8th
ok, so this may seem crazy...
…but i’m convinced it’s true. So…many years ago, I first kinda-semi-not...
Jul 7th
What ever happened to Save Ferris?
Jul 6th
BBQ + fireworks outfit
Jul 5th
jillhasgonemad: Build your own burger. So many options…
Jul 5th
Off to the ol’ salt mine for work. Dreaming off bbqs...
Jul 4th
Any Kind Of Fart That Is Not A "Cake...
(via itsforpoorpeople)
Jul 4th
so after some asking around...
i must do the following in chicago: -Eat deep dish (many recommended Giordano’s,...
Jul 4th
stonerparty
Jul 4th
Out n about
Jul 3rd
i like to sit in my room, naked, and eat my fingers
Jul 3rd
backyard.
Jul 3rd
other than eating a chicago hot dog, what are some...
Jul 3rd
Day off but still spent at the workplace to get my hairz...
Jul 3rd
gpoyw- pinot noir edition
Jul 2nd