melissa / mayhem

my friend tom and i decided that the...

Aug 1st

Aug 1st

i dislike the saying "shit ton"

Aug 1st

siiiiiiiiick

Aug 1st

being back in my boring reality deserves...

SIGH. working and broke and hot and lazy. viva la vacation!

Jul 29th

Chicago Dog House (If you order it w/ ketchup it’s...

Jul 27th

It was delicious

Jul 27th

Jul 27th

Wicker Park street fest

Jul 27th

me: “what show is this?” tom: “I dunno, some British show. For all I know this is ...

Jul 26th

Jul 26th

Delilah’s on Lincoln after hitting Taste of Lincoln...

Jul 26th

Jul 25th

Cubs beating the Reds, inning 5

Jul 25th

Chicago dog

Jul 25th

Jul 25th

smile Friday- cabbin’ it up in the Chicago rain

Jul 25th

Italian beef @ Portillo’s

Jul 25th

naked Palin and Blago @ the Ale House

Jul 24th

Jul 24th

the view from my friend’s apt.

Jul 24th

unimpressed. I still plan to try the real restaurant b/c...

Jul 24th

Flight delayed

…. only good thing to come of this is getting to cross one more burger joint off my...

Jul 24th

we even had matching dresses and cocktails.

Jul 23rd

not on a red carpet

Jul 23rd

um, yeah....last nite....

AMAZING. I’d say one of the highlights of my life…. #1 - got to hang with my friend...

Jul 23rd

gpoyw- off to see D von T edish

Jul 23rd

chicago festival guide!

Jul 23rd

holy jesus...i'm gonna eat here on friday

Jul 23rd

vaaaaaaccccccaaaaaaaationnn

Jul 23rd

bitchin' camaro...

bitchin’ camaro…

Jul 22nd

Does this translate to “I love cock” to you too?

Jul 21st

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-7-19)

Jul 20th

Ugh gawd. I think I really f-ed this up. I can always retake the class. :( Failure sucks

Jul 20th

Jul 20th

so my final is tomorrow

…i don’t think that I’ve mentioned that i am pursuing a license in real estate. ...

Jul 20th

Jul 19th

Shitfuckcockballs

Jesus H. My dear friend scored us free tix to see Dita Von Teese perform @ Avalon on wednesday...

Jul 19th

smile Friday - prosecco buzzin’ edition

Jul 18th

Bachelorette party invite. Hollywood Men Revie and other...

Jul 18th

The waiting room at planned parenthood makes me scared for the future.

Jul 17th

snpd- hey look at that! edition

Jul 17th

bobloblawslawblog: Misha Hollenbach whatever this art...

Jul 16th

ohthejews recognized me from my tumblr in...

Jul 16th

gpoyw - laughy face edish

Jul 16th

benbraun: peel fiction… get it… pulp…. peel…. ha! yea,...

Jul 14th

voted "nicest smile" in 8th grade...

i like my smile and all, but sometimes i just want all my teeth to fall out so i can start all over...

Jul 14th

I’m ashamed of myself, in advance, for the fact that I will probably watch that bad reality...

Jul 13th

Pink fingers, red toes.

Jul 13th

Don’t hate

Jul 13th

Jul 13th

Pool party... kinda

Chips n guac. Chilled prosecco with oj. Beer n tequila. Crab cakes or shrimp gyoza. Strawberries....

Jul 13th

It’s crazy how I don’t realize I need my meds until I don’t take em. Jesus. That...

Jul 12th

Pink nailz

Jul 12th

Jul 11th

I found out that bees are attracted to my hair.

Jul 11th

stfubelievers if you do what i command…

Jul 10th

arandomthought: If you’re ever in West Hollywood and want...

Jul 10th

My friend,Tom, is hilarious. He called and left a voicemail. “I love turtles!” and hung...

Jul 10th

i miscalculated

so last month, i was all boo-hooing about it being 6 months since the breakup. oopsies. i left...

Jul 9th

jeninla: yourkitchensink: Hickory Burger, one of the best...

Jul 9th

and, of course, Jonathan was my faaaaaaaavvve. He happens...

Jul 9th

and the winner is….. New Kids on the Block concert...

Jul 9th

gpoyw- no makeup/ weird light edition

Jul 9th

w00t

got an A on the midterm.  92%. the class average is 89%. mwahahahaha

Jul 8th

Oh yeah

I have the opportunity to tag along to a concert this Friday or Sunday. The choices are New Kids on...

Jul 8th

stonerparty: stoney legos

Jul 8th

Racial harmony as demonstrated by salt and pepper...

Jul 8th

ok, so this may seem crazy...

…but i’m convinced it’s true. So…many years ago, I first kinda-semi-not...

Jul 7th

What ever happened to Save Ferris?

Jul 6th

BBQ + fireworks outfit

Jul 5th

jillhasgonemad: Build your own burger. So many options…

Jul 5th

Off to the ol’ salt mine for work. Dreaming off bbqs...

Jul 4th

Any Kind Of Fart That Is Not A "Cake...

(via itsforpoorpeople)

Jul 4th

so after some asking around...

i must do the following in chicago: -Eat deep dish (many recommended Giordano’s,...

Jul 4th

stonerparty

Jul 4th

Out n about

Jul 3rd

i like to sit in my room, naked, and eat my fingers

Jul 3rd

backyard.

Jul 3rd

other than eating a chicago hot dog, what are some...

Jul 3rd

Day off but still spent at the workplace to get my hairz...

Jul 3rd

gpoyw- pinot noir edition

Jul 2nd