melissa / mayhem

2010

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November

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August

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April

March 19

February 24

January 43

2009

December 97

November 178

October 112

September 67

August 74

July 81

June 70

May 90

April 53

March 109

February 168

January 150

2008

December 44

November 25

October 30

September 17

August 10

July

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May

April

March

February

January

gpoyw- pinot noir edition

urlesque:rickwebb: www.photobasement.com never forget. ...

naked studying - note the excited look on my...

girls that listen to NOFX will literally...

(via bringtheruckuss) ;)

happy after sushi refresher: Zono Sushi-Glendale

big plans for the day include...

-lounge around the airconditioned house -eat hot cheetos -watch L&O SVU -drink merlot -paint...

nekkid saturday

so yesterday, my friend was asking what NWO stands for. Then I said something like, “Not to...

I missed you, PedoBear!

r3d:ashlaf:[dogganghappene via srsly] sexytime explosion.

Chzbrgr bonanza '09

I’m at the counter in studio city about to give it a try.

booked

july 23 - 27th melissa meets chicago.

Me likey the tequila

Getting ready. It looks like I’m doing the pledge of...

day off pt.2

-just ate a delicious meatball sammich for lunch and an icy diet coke. -vaporized a just a weee...

day off pt.1

so, the plan was that i’d go in to work today just to fire a stylist. but then a different...

every now and then i open my mouth too wide to bite into something, my jaw starts clicking like...

Skeet skeet skeet

“Skeet” actually comes up on predictive text,like, right away

I totally would have won jeopardy tonight. I’m kinda amazed by myself.

Lost photos mistaken for Air France crash

Gpoyw- meh edition

my list for my own personal cheezburger...

yeah, so i plan to eat a bunch of cheezburgers by the end of the year. trying to hit all of greater...

anyone want to accompany me to the...

last day of my friend’s bands residency - Pu$$y Cow… you’ll like ‘em. ...

Girl with tattooed face admits she wanted all...

So, uhhh, this happened today

My purse knocked over and BROKE the 8 foot bong at my friends’ dispensary. Biggest fail of the...

today was not a shitty day, but i find myself feeling all boo-hoo sorry for myself. i found out...

Incapable of taking a non blurry picture.

booooooooooooredom

it’s overwhelming.

msbojangles: via: All Things Amazing

This is my face “with a tan” or something

The hippy in me remembered

Its summer solstice… Oh yeah

I know it’s not Caturday, but… I love my little...

You KNOW that I can't wait for the Blair...

No. I’m not a thin girl. But I think I look great in...

gpoyw- red nosed and nyquiled out edition

Fab Five Freddy told me eveybody’s fly.

it’s a great night for some patsy cline.

imchuckbass: SO HOTT SO HOTT SO HOTT.

Annoyed at the Walgreens pharm drive thru. So annoyed that I...

unpoco: peixebanana) so there’s always a black...

i think of myself

benbraun: as a one man wolf pack..

(via planettampon)

win.

my boss gave me a $120 bonus today.

Not going to the meet up. It’s my friend’s birthday and she’s having a dinner at...

i want a loft bed.

i just want it to happen. i surely will not take the steps to build it myself.

It's my half birthday!

Don’t think that I won’t be forcing people to celebrate all day

Gpoyw- cracker and lobi edition (lobi means bean in...

The old lady across from me at the airport terminal kept repeating to her family, “Don’t...

Vegas... this time

So I drove up with my boss and the other 2 managers on late Saturday and attended a class/seminar...

Talk about being bipolar. I love and hate my life all in one day

Exhausted, at Paris las vegas

In the bottom of the 9th, they finally redeemed themselves,...

We had this assclown sitting behind us (a Philly fan) who...

My friend refused to be in the picture. We were surrounded...

My night at the dodgers game went something like this…

i can do without conan thanking the crew for building the set everyday, multiple times throughout...

(via planettampon)

……sometimes i forget to take my meds until 3 in the afternoon. oops.

i'm changing my punchline for autoerotic...

Really

I want to watch the laker game tonite with you. Where are you going and can I tag along?

Damn the man

Save the empire

funky fresh