July 2009
Jul 1st
Jul 1st
June 2009
girls that listen to NOFX will literally try to...
(via bringtheruckuss) ;)
Jun 30th
Jun 30th
big plans for the day include...
-lounge around the airconditioned house -eat hot cheetos -watch L&O SVU -drink merlot -paint my toenails -lapse in and out of a dreamy nap-like state
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
Jun 28th
so yesterday, my friend was asking what NWO stands for.  Then I said something like, “Not to be confused with NWA.” She said, “Wait, what’s NWA?” And I say it, but……ummm, I talk pretty loud. I got dirty looks from people.
Jun 27th
Jun 27th
Jun 27th
85 notes
Jun 26th
Jun 26th
Chzbrgr bonanza '09
I’m at the counter in studio city about to give it a try.
Jun 26th
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booked
july 23 - 27th melissa meets chicago.
Jun 26th
Me likey the tequila
Oh yes
Jun 26th
Jun 26th
day off pt.2
-just ate a delicious meatball sammich for lunch and an icy diet coke. -vaporized a just a weee bit….just enough to feel tingly. -about to throw something summery on and grab some happy hour cocktails with B at Barney’s Beanery.  she’s a teacher.  i have found that teachers generally enjoy a good amount of drinking… -was thinking about doing homework and/or going to the...
Jun 26th
day off pt.1
so, the plan was that i’d go in to work today just to fire a stylist.  but then a different stylist called out sick so we had to have this fire-ee person stay one more day because of all the rescheduled clients and such.  ummm….except that the fire-ee’s client yesterday and told them [he/she]’d be out today.  so the clients are going to show up anyway and ask [him/her] why...
Jun 26th
every now and then i open my mouth too wide to bite into something, my jaw starts clicking like i’ve popped it out of place. uhhh…. i hate it and i want it to stop.
Jun 26th
Jun 25th
Skeet skeet skeet
“Skeet” actually comes up on predictive text,like, right away
Jun 25th
I totally would have won jeopardy tonight. I’m kinda amazed by myself.
Jun 25th
Lost photos mistaken for Air France crash →
thatswhatimsaying: A Bolivian television station has been forced to apologise for accidentally airing photographs from Lost, presented as images of a recent Air France airliner that went down in the Atlantic.
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
my list for my own personal cheezburger bonanza...
yeah, so i plan to eat a bunch of cheezburgers by the end of the year.  trying to hit all of greater LA’s must-try burger joints.  feel free to add on to this list if you have a suggestion. - already been done many a-time : in-n-out - umami burger - the counter - apple pan - also done before : tommy’s - oinkster - father’s office - pie n’ burger - the...
Jun 23rd
anyone want to accompany me to the kibbitz room...
last day of my friend’s bands residency - Pu$$y Cow… you’ll like ‘em. email me at melissamayhem at gmail dotcom i want new friendz
Jun 23rd
Girl with tattooed face admits she wanted all 56... →
carlovely:(ccake)
Jun 23rd
37 notes
So, uhhh, this happened today
My purse knocked over and BROKE the 8 foot bong at my friends’ dispensary. Biggest fail of the decade. They proceeded to give me $10 off my purchase. Loves it.
Jun 23rd
today was not a shitty day, but i find myself feeling all boo-hoo sorry for myself. i found out just a few days ago that the ex before this recent [ex] was going to be married. yesterday he married the girl he dated right after me. i found out that an olllllllld friend is a “highly successful” lingerie and fashion/print model.  She has enhanced lips, fake tits, and a banging-but...
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
booooooooooooredom
it’s overwhelming.
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
344 notes
Jun 22nd
Jun 21st
The hippy in me remembered
Its summer solstice… Oh yeah
Jun 21st
Jun 21st
You KNOW that I can't wait for the Blair Waldorf...
Yep
Jun 20th
Jun 20th
Jun 18th
1 note
Fab Five Freddy told me eveybody’s fly.
Jun 18th
it’s a great night for some patsy cline.
Jun 17th
Jun 17th
35 notes
Jun 17th
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
i think of myself
benbraun: as a one man wolf pack..
Jun 15th
Jun 15th
win.
my boss gave me a $120 bonus today.
Jun 15th
Jun 14th
Jun 14th