melissa / mayhem
2010
December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
19
February
24
January
43
2009
December
97
November
178
October
112
September
67
August
74
July
81
June
70
May
90
April
53
March
109
February
168
January
150
2008
December
44
November
25
October
30
September
17
August
10
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
gpoyw- pinot noir edition
Jul 2nd
urlesque:rickwebb: www.photobasement.com never forget. ...
Jul 1st
naked studying - note the excited look on my...
Jul 1st
girls that listen to NOFX will literally...
(via bringtheruckuss) ;)
Jun 30th
happy after sushi refresher: Zono Sushi-Glendale
Jun 30th
big plans for the day include...
-lounge around the airconditioned house -eat hot cheetos -watch L&O SVU -drink merlot -paint...
Jun 29th
Evil seductor
Jun 29th
nekkid saturday
Jun 28th
so yesterday, my friend was asking what NWO stands for. Then I said something like, “Not to...
Jun 27th
I missed you, PedoBear!
Jun 27th
r3d:ashlaf:[dogganghappene via srsly] sexytime explosion.
Jun 27th
Jun 26th
Too much
Jun 26th
Chzbrgr bonanza '09
I’m at the counter in studio city about to give it a try.
Jun 26th
booked
july 23 - 27th melissa meets chicago.
Jun 26th
Me likey the tequila
Oh yes
Jun 26th
Getting ready. It looks like I’m doing the pledge of...
Jun 26th
day off pt.2
-just ate a delicious meatball sammich for lunch and an icy diet coke. -vaporized a just a weee...
Jun 26th
day off pt.1
so, the plan was that i’d go in to work today just to fire a stylist. but then a different...
Jun 26th
every now and then i open my mouth too wide to bite into something, my jaw starts clicking like...
Jun 26th
Triptastic
Jun 25th
Skeet skeet skeet
“Skeet” actually comes up on predictive text,like, right away
Jun 25th
I totally would have won jeopardy tonight. I’m kinda amazed by myself.
Jun 25th
Lost photos mistaken for Air France crash
Jun 25th
Gpoyw- meh edition
Jun 25th
my list for my own personal cheezburger...
yeah, so i plan to eat a bunch of cheezburgers by the end of the year. trying to hit all of greater...
Jun 23rd
anyone want to accompany me to the...
last day of my friend’s bands residency - Pu$$y Cow… you’ll like ‘em. ...
Jun 23rd
Girl with tattooed face admits she wanted all...
Jun 23rd
So, uhhh, this happened today
My purse knocked over and BROKE the 8 foot bong at my friends’ dispensary. Biggest fail of the...
Jun 23rd
today was not a shitty day, but i find myself feeling all boo-hoo sorry for myself. i found out...
Jun 22nd
Incapable of taking a non blurry picture.
Jun 22nd
booooooooooooredom
it’s overwhelming.
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
msbojangles: via: All Things Amazing
Jun 22nd
This is my face “with a tan” or something
Jun 21st
The hippy in me remembered
Its summer solstice… Oh yeah
Jun 21st
I know it’s not Caturday, but… I love my little...
Jun 21st
You KNOW that I can't wait for the Blair...
Yep
Jun 20th
No. I’m not a thin girl. But I think I look great in...
Jun 20th
gpoyw- red nosed and nyquiled out edition
Jun 18th
Fab Five Freddy told me eveybody’s fly.
Jun 18th
it’s a great night for some patsy cline.
Jun 17th
imchuckbass: SO HOTT SO HOTT SO HOTT.
Jun 17th
Annoyed at the Walgreens pharm drive thru. So annoyed that I...
Jun 17th
unpoco: peixebanana) so there’s always a black...
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
i think of myself
benbraun: as a one man wolf pack..
Jun 15th
(via planettampon)
Jun 15th
win.
my boss gave me a $120 bonus today.
Jun 15th
Jun 14th
Jun 14th
Not going to the meet up. It’s my friend’s birthday and she’s having a dinner at...
Jun 14th
i want a loft bed.
i just want it to happen. i surely will not take the steps to build it myself.
Jun 11th
It's my half birthday!
Don’t think that I won’t be forcing people to celebrate all day
Jun 11th
Gpoyw- cracker and lobi edition (lobi means bean in...
Jun 11th
The old lady across from me at the airport terminal kept repeating to her family, “Don’t...
Jun 10th
Vegas... this time
So I drove up with my boss and the other 2 managers on late Saturday and attended a class/seminar...
Jun 10th
Talk about being bipolar. I love and hate my life all in one day
Jun 9th
Exhausted, at Paris las vegas
Jun 8th
I love LA…
Jun 6th
In the bottom of the 9th, they finally redeemed themselves,...
Jun 6th
We had this assclown sitting behind us (a Philly fan) who...
Jun 6th
My friend refused to be in the picture. We were surrounded...
Jun 6th
My night at the dodgers game went something like this…
Jun 6th
i can do without conan thanking the crew for building the set everyday, multiple times throughout...
Jun 5th
(via planettampon)
Jun 5th
……sometimes i forget to take my meds until 3 in the afternoon. oops.
Jun 5th
i'm changing my punchline for autoerotic...
me = jerk
Jun 4th
Really
I want to watch the laker game tonite with you. Where are you going and can I tag along?
Jun 4th
Damn the man
Save the empire
Jun 3rd
funky fresh
Jun 2nd