July 2009
June 2009
girls that listen to NOFX will literally try to...
(via bringtheruckuss)
;)
big plans for the day include...
-lounge around the airconditioned house
-eat hot cheetos
-watch L&O SVU
-drink merlot
-paint my toenails
-lapse in and out of a dreamy nap-like state
so yesterday, my friend was asking what NWO stands for. Then I said something like, “Not to be confused with NWA.”
She said, “Wait, what’s NWA?”
And I say it, but……ummm, I talk pretty loud.
I got dirty looks from people.
Chzbrgr bonanza '09
I’m at the counter in studio city about to give it a try.
booked
july 23 - 27th
melissa meets chicago.
Me likey the tequila
Oh yes
day off pt.2
-just ate a delicious meatball sammich for lunch and an icy diet coke.
-vaporized a just a weee bit….just enough to feel tingly.
-about to throw something summery on and grab some happy hour cocktails with B at Barney’s Beanery. she’s a teacher. i have found that teachers generally enjoy a good amount of drinking…
-was thinking about doing homework and/or going to the...
day off pt.1
so, the plan was that i’d go in to work today just to fire a stylist. but then a different stylist called out sick so we had to have this fire-ee person stay one more day because of all the rescheduled clients and such. ummm….except that the fire-ee’s client yesterday and told them [he/she]’d be out today. so the clients are going to show up anyway and ask [him/her] why...
every now and then i open my mouth too wide to bite into something, my jaw starts clicking like i’ve popped it out of place.
uhhh…. i hate it and i want it to stop.
Skeet skeet skeet
“Skeet” actually comes up on predictive text,like, right away
I totally would have won jeopardy tonight. I’m kinda amazed by myself.
Lost photos mistaken for Air France crash →
thatswhatimsaying:
A Bolivian television station has been forced to apologise for accidentally airing photographs from Lost, presented as images of a recent Air France airliner that went down in the Atlantic.
my list for my own personal cheezburger bonanza...
yeah, so i plan to eat a bunch of cheezburgers by the end of the year. trying to hit all of greater LA’s must-try burger joints. feel free to add on to this list if you have a suggestion.
- already been done many a-time : in-n-out
- umami burger
- the counter
- apple pan
- also done before : tommy’s
- oinkster
- father’s office
- pie n’ burger
- the...
anyone want to accompany me to the kibbitz room...
last day of my friend’s bands residency - Pu$$y Cow… you’ll like ‘em.
email me at melissamayhem at gmail dotcom
i want new friendz
Girl with tattooed face admits she wanted all 56... →
carlovely:(ccake)
So, uhhh, this happened today
My purse knocked over and BROKE the 8 foot bong at my friends’ dispensary. Biggest fail of the decade. They proceeded to give me $10 off my purchase. Loves it.
today was not a shitty day, but i find myself feeling all boo-hoo sorry for myself.
i found out just a few days ago that the ex before this recent [ex] was going to be married.
yesterday he married the girl he dated right after me.
i found out that an olllllllld friend is a “highly successful” lingerie and fashion/print model. She has enhanced lips, fake tits, and a banging-but...
booooooooooooredom
it’s overwhelming.
The hippy in me remembered
Its summer solstice… Oh yeah
You KNOW that I can't wait for the Blair Waldorf...
Yep
Fab Five Freddy told me eveybody’s fly.
it’s a great night for some patsy cline.
i think of myself
benbraun:
as a one man wolf pack..
win.
my boss gave me a $120 bonus today.
