June 2009
http://stfubelievers.tumblr.com/ →
STFU Believers?
perhaps even better than STFU Marrieds.
so this Dwele guy
….whose music is being featured in McDonald’s commercials and pretty much being promoted only by them…….
REALLY?
you want to be the McDonald’s ‘music’ guy? Who in the world thought this was a good idea? Is anyone inspiried to buy an album over a Big Mac? or rather…while watching a McNugget commercial?
dude.
seriously.
May 2009
it seems like everytime i go to a gas station lately, some assclown comes outta nowhere with some sob story about how they lost their wallet or their brother died or, like today, she has to take her baby to the hospital and can’t afford it. i can’t get gas anymore without someone begging for a buck or five…. in fucking glendale.
/rant
Vegas trip for work?
F yeah
June 6 and 7
i love these puppet lebron and kobe nike...
My friend gave a half tab of Xanax and I’m just feeling the calmness envelope my entire being. If only I had an awesome BBQ to crash…
I live in bathrobes just like The Dude.
a snippet of convo over sushi
M: so I text messaged her and….
C: who says “text messaged?” It’s texted. It’s a verb now. or like “i sent a text.” you’ve been out of this for way too long.
M: oh, right. that’s what the kids are saying these days.
up/down/up
so there’s this girl i work with who is super nice and a great worker when she’s there… BUT she is also the girl who begs for more hours and when they give her more, she calls in sick for 4 days straight and asks for every weekend night off. (same girl who is catching all the dodgers’ games while I’m stuck working!)
she begged me to work on july 4th so she could...
yay! going to the cemetary to watch dazed and confused on sunday….
do you want to _____ my _____, berzerker...
there seems to be quite a few mentions of double teaming in this Lakers game.
so i’m climbing out of my cave of solitude and going to the cha cha lounge tomorrow night,
AND
Gen/mikey/kara, I would LOVE to meet up w/ you all @ the cemetary.
for realsies.
Just to give y'all some time...Tonight like always...
lieslieslies:
mikeypizzle:
I mean tomorrow is National Call Into Work Sick Day.
I’ll be there, too. Holla atcha boi.
YOU should come. Why not?
well, maybe i just will.
…but i’m not calling in sick. already did that last week.
so i REALLY want to see one of these movies in the... →
…would anyone like to make a new friend?
I want my own happy ending like Chuck and Blair
Fuckin’ Chuck Bass…
yoga just hits the spot sometimes.
"uggboots" is following me on twitter.
no thanks.
Target also reminds me that I hate kids. And shopping. And peopleshopping with their kids.
potential sunday plans
-get off my ass
-cash paycheck
-begin spending paycheck
-buy cupcakes
-lay out by pool
you know what, tumblarity?
FUCK RIGHT OFF.
this is the worst goddamned feature ever.
it just so happens that everytime i have the opportunity to have an entertaining friday night, i have to work at bloody 8am on Saturday morning.
…
every so often i start worrying that i will regret being a semi-homebody for a portion of my twenties.
(moreso a homebody by choice or financial circumstance, mind you… although my tumblarity leads me to believe i just might be a...
Devastating, I'm sure...
…but I will not be donning a swimsuit at the next meetup.
melissamayhem
piratekitten:
needs to come eat ice cream with me sometime soon…
totes!
so i bought a domain
now what?
I just caught my brother’s friend watching me sleep. I’m pretty goddamn weirded out right now.
since when is my lame lil' brother cooler than me?
…he’s at a mos def show @ the house of blues.
