Jun 1st
so this Dwele guy
….whose music is being featured in McDonald’s commercials and pretty much being promoted...
Jun 1st
unpoco
hawt.
May 31st
it seems like everytime i go to a gas station lately, some assclown comes outta nowhere with some...
May 31st
4 shots and a few hours later…
May 29th
May 29th
Barney’s Beanery in Burbank… Friend’s...
May 29th
May 28th
Vegas trip for work?
F yeah June 6 and 7
May 28th
Gpoyw - kimono robe while listening to the classic hip hop...
May 27th
Not my personal best but hell, who cares.
May 27th
i love these puppet lebron and kobe nike...
May 26th
My friend gave a half tab of Xanax and I’m just feeling the calmness envelope my entire...
May 26th
theduty:
B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
May 26th
onlyinsanfrancisco:
… do the homeless drink Vitamin Water...
May 25th
I live in bathrobes just like The Dude.
May 23rd
carlovely:
don’t lie canada. you loved ready or not.
holy...
May 23rd
a snippet of convo over sushi
M: so I text messaged her and…. C: who says “text messaged?” It’s texted. ...
May 23rd
up/down/up
so there’s this girl i work with who is super nice and a great worker when she’s...
May 22nd
May 22nd
nathanieljames:
Melissa, are your hands this freakishly...
May 22nd
yay! going to the cemetary to watch dazed and confused on sunday….
May 22nd
theduty:
bumps with nana.
May 22nd
do you want to _____ my _____,...
May 20th
a surefire way to not receive head?
wear a fucking cock...
May 20th
there seems to be quite a few mentions of double teaming in this Lakers game.
May 20th
so i’m climbing out of my cave of solitude and going to the cha cha lounge tomorrow night,
...
May 20th
Just to give y'all some time...Tonight...
lieslieslies: mikeypizzle: I mean tomorrow is National Call Into Work Sick Day. I’ll be there,...
May 20th
so i REALLY want to see one of these movies...
May 20th
meesters:
Blair: But, can you say it twice? … No, i’m...
May 20th
I want my own happy ending like Chuck and Blair
May 19th
Fuckin’ Chuck Bass…
May 19th
yoga just hits the spot sometimes.
May 19th
"uggboots" is following me on twitter.
no thanks.
May 18th
as opposed to masculine tampons?
May 18th
Target also reminds me that I hate kids. And shopping. And peopleshopping with their kids.
May 18th
Dressing room at Target. Not sure that I love this dress. I...
May 18th
(via piratekitten)
May 18th
potential sunday plans
-get off my ass -cash paycheck -begin spending paycheck -buy cupcakes -lay out by pool
May 17th
You’ll come to find out that I live in this robe.
May 17th
you know what, tumblarity?
FUCK RIGHT OFF. this is the worst goddamned feature ever.
May 17th
it just so happens that everytime i have the opportunity to have an entertaining friday night, i...
May 16th
Devastating, I'm sure...
…but I will not be donning a swimsuit at the next meetup.
May 16th
melissamayhem
piratekitten: needs to come eat ice cream with me sometime soon… totes!
May 16th
so i bought a domain
now what?
May 16th
This is what my hair looks like when I wake up, in case you...
May 16th
(via mikeypizzle)
this is not what the kid i caught...
May 16th
I just caught my brother’s friend watching me sleep. I’m pretty goddamn weirded out...
May 15th
since when is my lame lil' brother...
…he’s at a mos def show @ the house of blues.
May 15th
Watch
r3d:
Kobe & LeBron | 3 championship rings nike commercial
this shite is hilarious
May 15th
gluttonyisabliss danatreat
Peanut butter cup brownies
...
May 15th
r3d:
fuckyeahlost:
“Oh hell no… BERNARD! They found us!” -...
May 14th
i plan to spend much of my afternoon on...
May 14th
he IS the guy who peed on the fucking rug
May 14th
the chinaman is not the issue here
…am i crazy or is the guy who is playing jacob on Lost the same guy who peed on the fucking...
May 14th
theyahooanswers
May 14th
GPOYW: how’s my hair edition
May 13th
The Hatch
caro: 4 oz Frangelico hazelnut liqueur 8 oz triple sec 15 oz Malibu coconut rum 16 oz Bacardi...
May 13th
(via lapartyfest09)
it has been added to the calender.
and...
May 13th
i’ve just come to find out that i can follow glendale community college on twitter if...
May 13th
everything just sucks sometimes.
May 13th
Me, eating the in n out. Expect many unnecessary blurry...
May 12th
Oh yeah. I just had cocktails with a friend I never see so it’s okay for me to be buzzed on a...
May 12th
At the in n out drive thru right now
May 12th
i had a big useless cup of coffee
i go to work at 2:30. i am torn between going for a walk and sleeping. i’m going with...
May 11th
can’t wait for more ashley.
May 11th
fuckyeahlost:hiddentreasures:chittybang:
14 x 18 Acrylic...
May 11th
a lot of people i know have no idea what...
i do enjoy explaining it, though.
May 10th
My first official iPhone bathroom shot.
May 10th
holy fucking shit.
BERNARD from Lost frequents my salon to...
May 10th
music search.
nathanieljames: I think I’m gonna map out my music search for next week…while it’s bound to...
May 10th
i don't even care enough to not care...
May 10th
anyone feel like coming with me to a friend’s show tonight?
pu$$y cow and a couple other...
May 10th
the box
May 9th
(via benbraun)
May 8th
benbraun
May 8th
I am amazed at the new possibilities I am presented with by possessing a working phone.
May 8th
like 2 years ago
May 8th
nathanieljames:
50 games buddy, good job.
didn’t LA...
May 7th
Loitering Outside of Nightclubs Banned in SF
May 7th
earlier this week, i asked my coworker if she would switch shifts with me on friday.
she said no,...
May 7th
iphone arrived in the mail today.
it’s still off and charging. tomorrow will be hours of fidgeting with it and figuring it...
May 7th
um, okay, i SO want tickets to the...
May 4th
i just bought an iphone
i actually got a refurbished one. a hundred bucks cheaper. i don’t even care if it’s...
May 4th
phone/multimedia things...?
so i am planning on getting a real phone w/ text and internet access and a camera and apps and all...
May 3rd
a stressful saturday at work…then drinks at the chalet w/ dear friend L, followed by delicious...
May 3rd
half an hour with contacts and i don't...
i have no problem touching my eye for hours on end. however, putting the contacts in has suddenly...
May 2nd
whythefuckdoyouhaveakid:
becuz ur daughter needs 2 know...
May 1st
“I only do lines off mirrors and dicks”
— Overheard in the line outside...
— Overheard in the line outside...
May 1st
dilated pupils
countdown two hours to my eye exam. it’s time for me to get glasses/contacts. —- i...
May 1st