melissa / mayhem

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2008

December 44

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half an hour with contacts and i don't...

i have no problem touching my eye for hours on end. however, putting the contacts in has suddenly...

whythefuckdoyouhaveakid: becuz ur daughter needs 2 know...

“I only do lines off mirrors and dicks”
— Overheard in the line outside...

dilated pupils

countdown two hours to my eye exam. it’s time for me to get glasses/contacts. —- i...

counter burger is opening right across the...

“If you needed to mark your territory so badly, Nathaniel,...”
— Chuck Bass. (via meesters)

i'm only 1/2 a crunchy granola hippie

so yesterday was my salon’s Earth Month Cut-a-thon to raise money for the Surfrider Foundation...

my tumblr's being weird and i don't like...

Harvey Milk Day Petition - Equality...

(via planettampon)

oh

i guess i wasn’t aware that it is assholes-behind-the-wheel-monday today.

habitual line stepper

observation

gay men LOVE chelsea handler.

apparently The State is finally coming...

in July. FUCK YEAH.

airbourne lots of napping vit. b and c law and order svu …..this is my day.

i feel like such a jerk

i just called out of work sick. i know i like my bosses because i feel so horrible about having put...

sometimes self love is the best love. …wink.

Is Obama going to recognize the Armenian...

rillawafers: I think he will and I’m kind of excited about that. in true glendale fashion, no one...

such is life

so, i’ve had the house all to myself for the week. when this happened 10 years ago, I threw a...

georgiahardstark:fuckyeahlost

The Bride Was Beautiful

shameless earth month promotion

so i don’t know how much i actually disclose about the whereabouts of my workplace, but...

oh…hi, omar epps. thanks for coming to my shop and...

a day of waking up late, brunch with C at alcove cafe - that she happened to pick up the tab for,...

dogs-looking-like-people: OK so Japan (the country) found...

i don’t look like i’m having a good time, but...

so yeah, vegas...

…was great. Sunday - woke up, drove for 3 and a half hours to summerlin, where...

“it’s about to karkov in here.” -best...

good times were had.

“Just watch the executive producers do something crazy for...”
— (via kellylove) (via...

nothing beats

ginandfrolic: smoking a bowl while listening to the Isley Brothers on a Saturday evening amen.

morbid

so….that pitcher from the Angels died. ………i just learned that an old old...

inlovewiththerisk: project runway’s winner christian...

inlovewiththerisk: ♥ (the ones on the right obviously) via...

to do in vegas

…what’s your fave thing to do while in Vegas?

i've got a brand new pair of...

you’ve got a brand new key.

seriously, what the fuck is this krod mandoon thing on comedy central. i have no desire at...

little get together at friends’ place? check. chilled chardonnay and a good merlot...

-day off, which is quite unusual for a sunday. however, i still have to drive to studio city anyway...

i just became a fan of jews....on...

i don't think we're coming tonight.

piratekitten: josh was already sick, but then he accidentally kicked me in the spine. you know, the...

(via jordantumbles)

Said In Bed: As Awkward As The Act

tonight

barelysarcasm: melissamayhem: -i just got the call from my friend B. (she and i were partners...

tonight

-i just got the call from my friend B. (she and i were partners in crime all thru HS and early...

rillawafers: poortaste: Why Legalizing Marijuana Makes...

rillawafers:leitch: The Least Correct “Jeopardy” Answer I...

hipsterrunoff: (thisiswhyyourefruit) i just peed.

it wasn't a scam......

THANK GOD. this guy came into my work last week with a promotional thing for cheap Dodger’s...

losangelesmeetups: sooooo close!

treydalton: Yeah, I have no idea either. But mom sure looks...

gpoyw - diabolical version