melissa / mayhem

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March 19
January 43

2009

June 70
May 90
April 53
March 109
February 168
January 150

2008

October 30
August 10
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

half an hour with contacts and i don't...

i have no problem touching my eye for hours on end.  however, putting the contacts in has suddenly...
May 2nd
whythefuckdoyouhaveakid: becuz ur daughter needs 2 know...
May 1st
“I only do lines off mirrors and dicks”
— Overheard in the line outside...
May 1st

dilated pupils

countdown two hours to my eye exam. it’s time for me to get glasses/contacts. —- i...
May 1st
counter burger is opening right across the...
May 1st
“If you needed to mark your territory so badly, Nathaniel,...”
— Chuck Bass. (via meesters)
May 1st

i'm only 1/2 a crunchy granola hippie

so yesterday was my salon’s Earth Month Cut-a-thon to raise money for the Surfrider Foundation...
Apr 30th

my tumblr's being weird and i don't like...

Apr 29th
Harvey Milk Day Petition - Equality...
Apr 28th
(via planettampon)
Apr 28th

oh

i guess i wasn’t aware that it is assholes-behind-the-wheel-monday today.
Apr 28th

habitual line stepper

Apr 26th

observation

gay men LOVE chelsea handler.
Apr 25th

apparently The State is finally coming...

in July. FUCK YEAH.
Apr 25th
airbourne lots of napping vit. b and c law and order svu …..this is my day.
Apr 25th

i feel like such a jerk

i just called out of work sick. i know i like my bosses because i feel so horrible about having put...
Apr 24th
sometimes self love is the best love. …wink.
Apr 24th

Is Obama going to recognize the Armenian...

rillawafers: I think he will and I’m kind of excited about that. in true glendale fashion, no one...
Apr 24th

such is life

so, i’ve had the house all to myself for the week.  when this happened 10 years ago, I threw a...
Apr 23rd
(via crly)
Apr 23rd
georgiahardstark:fuckyeahlost
Apr 23rd
The Bride Was Beautiful
Apr 23rd

shameless *earth month* promotion

so i don’t know how much i actually disclose about the whereabouts of my workplace, but...
Apr 23rd
oh…hi, omar epps. thanks for coming to my shop and...
Apr 23rd
a day of waking up late, brunch with C at alcove cafe - that she happened to pick up the tab for,...
Apr 20th
dogs-looking-like-people: OK so Japan (the country) found...
Apr 19th
me and B
Apr 19th
i don’t look like i’m having a good time, but...
Apr 19th
nice tan, kim.
Apr 19th

so yeah, vegas...

…was great. Sunday - woke up, drove for 3 and a half hours to summerlin, where...
Apr 19th
“it’s about to karkov in here.” -best...
Apr 15th

good times were had.

Apr 15th
“Just watch the executive producers do something crazy for...”
— (via kellylove) (via...
Apr 12th

nothing beats

ginandfrolic: smoking a bowl while listening to the Isley Brothers on a Saturday evening amen.
Apr 12th

morbid

so….that pitcher from the Angels died. ………i just learned that an old old...
Apr 12th
inlovewiththerisk: project runway’s winner christian...
Apr 11th
inlovewiththerisk: ♥ (the ones on the right obviously) via...
Apr 11th

to do in vegas

…what’s your fave thing to do while in Vegas?
Apr 10th

i've got a brand new pair of...

you’ve got a brand new key.
Apr 10th
seriously, what the fuck is this krod mandoon thing on comedy central. i have no desire at...
Apr 10th
little get together at friends’ place?  check. chilled chardonnay and a good merlot...
Apr 6th
-day off, which is quite unusual for a sunday.  however, i still have to drive to studio city anyway...
Apr 5th

i just became a fan of jews....on...

Apr 4th

i don't think we're coming tonight.

piratekitten: josh was already sick, but then he accidentally kicked me in the spine. you know, the...
Apr 4th
(via jordantumbles)
Apr 4th
Said In Bed: As Awkward As The Act
Apr 4th

tonight

barelysarcasm: melissamayhem: -i just got the call from my friend B. (she and i were partners...
Apr 3rd

tonight

-i just got the call from my friend B. (she and i were partners in crime all thru HS and early...
Apr 3rd
rillawafers: poortaste: Why Legalizing Marijuana Makes...
Apr 3rd
rillawafers:leitch: The Least Correct “Jeopardy” Answer I...
Apr 3rd
hipsterrunoff: (thisiswhyyourefruit) i just peed.
Apr 2nd

it wasn't a scam......

THANK GOD. this guy came into my work last week with a promotional thing for cheap Dodger’s...
Apr 2nd
losangelesmeetups: sooooo close!
Apr 2nd
treydalton: Yeah, I have no idea either.  But mom sure looks...
Apr 2nd
gpoyw - diabolical version
Apr 1st