April 2009
i'm FINALLY going to an LA tumblr meet up
seriously. being without a car was whack.
best real names of clients at my various...
tonight, we were graced with Rich Banker.
i have previously seen:
Michael Bentover
Sparkle Sparks
Rob Blucock
Richard Poppers (the irony is that he *popped* a boner during his scalp massage)
http://guys-with-iphones.tumblr.com →
thatswhatimsaying:
NSFW, obvs.
WHAT. Also: WHAT.
mirrors + camera/phone = cock pics.
of course
so today i spent a good 20 plus minutes talking to this guy who had come in for a haircut at my work.
i’m thinking, “gee, this guy is into me.”
the stylist is running late…but he’s being super nice and giving me quite a bit of solid eye contact….(i don’t just automatically assume a guy talking to me means he must be into me….obvs)
somehow we start...
March 2009
I like my woman how i like my whiskey, 12 years...
(via pedobear)
mmm.....kebab for dinner.
one of the pros of glendale. good kebab.
omg MOLLS is following me
my life is complete.
rock rock planet rock
jayna oso...
piratekitten:
…looks way too much like rosario dawson when she’s blowing a dude. it’s kind of distracting. maybe i should stop watching porn & do the dishes.
no.
never stop.
i went and saw Coraline last night whilst stoney and fuzzy.
fucking great.
fmylife:
Today, I told my brother that he was growing a mustache. He then replied ” So are you. You should shave it”. I am a 15 year-old girl. FML
fmylife is getting SUPER LAME these days.
just fucking fantastic
i did something to my computer and it unistalled my audio device.
so… no volume.
ugh. anyone who can help (windows XP….like…2003?) will be the ruler of my world.
(could this have anything to do with me clicking “end process” on some things in my task manager?)
….also, just yesterday, my computer has started bugging me with “you my have a...
watchmen - good to watch high or not?
that’s my big decision of the day.
might go watch it on my own tonight.
yeah, alone. i’m secure enough with myself to see movies alone. what of it?
"celebrities" who have been to my various...
that i can remember at least….some i remember more than others.
-zac de la rocha -me, 16, working at jamba juice (1st job) circa summer 1999. he had just finished playin some b-ball at the glendale YMCA and was wearing blue nike gym shorts. ordered a hawaiian dream. nice guy
-brandy - me, 17, also @ jamba. what a fuckin’ beast. had a weak ‘entourage’ and ordered the...
shrimp scampi pizza from cpk.
bottle of pinot noir.
hangin’ out, having a LOST night with my dearest friend.
tomorrow off.
bliss.
less than 12 hours till i'm a blonde...again.
audio-urinaphobia
a word my friend and i long ago created for my inability to pee in public restrooms when someone else is in there….listening.
i have since started humming “no surprises” by radiohead to relax during those uncomfortable moments in the loo.
years ago
i know this girl who got a leopard print tattoo.
more importantly, it was a BAD leopard print tattoo.
there was no way of telling if she had a bunch of birthmarks or not.
but she looked decidedly unleopard-like.
and she was a two faced bitch.
class has been officially ditched.
this is 2 out of the 3 absenses we are allowed.
missing last week’s class fucked me, so here i go compounding the problem.
f’ing cramps. and feeling emotional-ish, like “omg, the world is gonna end because i can’t get this BS essay outline done.” and doubting myself.
just wanting to take the easy way out on this, but i feel super guilty about it.
i have one more...
weekly horoscope for sagittarius
carlovely:
i usually dismiss horoscope as bullshit, but this is scarily accurate:
“This week’s scenario is highlighted by your natural tendency to be sensitive. Others may irritate you with their senseless comments. Realize that some insults don’t deserve the courtesy of a response. If you let the lid off your emotions, you may never get it back on again. Doing so may be a quick recipe for...
:(
sparklingpants:
I have fallen off the gym wagon. I was doing so well and I could really tell a difference. I had a “goal dress” I was supposed to wear this weekend, but I have only worked out once in the last week and a half, so I don’t see the dress making an appearance—at least not without Spanx.
Monday Wednesday= fresh start! (4-day weekend coming up!)
w0rd.
i ate a lot this week. and...
another Facebook listy thing
The Bucket List — Place an X by all the things you’ve done and remove the X from the ones you have not Things you have done during your lifetime: (X) Gone on a blind date (I think) (X) Skipped school ( ) Watched someone die ( ) Been to Canada ( ) Been to Mexico ( ) Been to Jamaica ( ) Been to Florida (X) Been to Hawaii (X) Been on a plane ( ) Been on a helicopter (X) Been lost (X) Gone...
anyone up for a Kogi BBQ truck outing tonight?
@ 4100 bar in silverlake tonight…9:30ish
i still haven’t had them.
“i don’t know what you been told. it ain’t the butterfly, it’s...”
– 69 Boyz
“here comes the hotstepper”
– ini kamoze
who has their period/is getting it this week?
drpoodlehands:
melissamayhem:
molls:
Me, Alexis and Blaire are in PMS town.
Are you in sync!?!?!
er, um. yes.
right now.
Two of my secret “patients” :-\
secret patients….
whaaaaa?
who has their period/is getting it this week?
molls:
Me, Alexis and Blaire are in PMS town.
Are you in sync!?!?!
er, um. yes.
right now.
