melissa / mayhem

i'm FINALLY going to an LA tumblr meet...

seriously.  being without a car was whack.

Apr 1st

best real names of clients at my various...

tonight, we were graced with Rich Banker. i have previously seen: Michael Bentover Sparkle...

Apr 1st

r3d: xx2:mayonegg:(via fuckyeahlost) sayid has some nice...

Apr 1st

theduty: the best kind of crack, actually.

Apr 1st

http://guys-with-iphones.tumblr.com

Apr 1st

of course

so today i spent a good 20 plus minutes talking to this guy who had come in for a haircut at my...

Apr 1st

I like my woman how i like my whiskey,...

(via pedobear)

Mar 28th

mmm.....kebab for dinner.

one of the pros of glendale.  good kebab.

Mar 28th

jordantumbles: shopping bag designl

Mar 28th

omg MOLLS is following me

my life is complete.

Mar 28th

rock rock planet rock

Mar 28th

jayna oso...

piratekitten: …looks way too much like rosario dawson when she’s blowing a dude. it’s kind of...

Mar 28th

24isthenew25: Automatic reblog for the Shamwow guy’s...

Mar 28th

Watch

john cena gets a hand double

Mar 27th

big, fat, delicious smile friday

Mar 27th

i went and saw Coraline last night whilst stoney and fuzzy. fucking great.

Mar 27th

Mar 27th

fmylife: Today, I told my brother that he was growing a mustache. He then replied ” So are you. You...

Mar 27th

just fucking fantastic

i did something to my computer and it unistalled my audio device. so… no volume. ugh. ...

Mar 27th

watchmen - good to watch high or not?

that’s my big decision of the day. might go watch it on my own tonight. yeah, alone. ...

Mar 27th

"celebrities" who have been to my...

that i can remember at least….some i remember more than others. -zac de la rocha -me, 16,...

Mar 27th

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Mar 26th

(via treydalton) it’s like someone read my mind.

Mar 26th

atencio: Resevations Available For April 4th Show Hosted...

Mar 26th

thatswhatimsaying fascinating.

Mar 26th

terrifying.

Mar 26th

shrimp scampi pizza from cpk. bottle of pinot noir. hangin’ out, having a LOST night with my...

Mar 26th

less than 12 hours till i'm a...

Mar 24th

(via fansecrets) new fave blog.

Mar 24th

audio-urinaphobia

a word my friend and i long ago created for my inability to pee in public restrooms when someone...

Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

imchuckbass: meesters: Lily: Serena, don’t leave your...

Mar 23rd

17thsuitcase fadychamaa)

Mar 23rd

piratekitten: dude, chinaman is not the preferred...

Mar 23rd

years ago

i know this girl who got a leopard print tattoo. more importantly, it was a BAD leopard print...

Mar 20th

class has been officially ditched.

this is 2 out of the 3 absenses we are allowed. missing last week’s class fucked me, so here...

Mar 20th

weekly horoscope for sagittarius

carlovely: i usually dismiss horoscope as bullshit, but this is scarily accurate: “This week’s...

Mar 20th

:(

sparklingpants: I have fallen off the gym wagon. I was doing so well and I could really tell a...

Mar 20th

another Facebook listy thing

The Bucket List — Place an X by all the things you’ve done and remove the X from the...

Mar 20th

anyone up for a Kogi BBQ truck outing...

@ 4100 bar in silverlake tonight…9:30ish i still haven’t had them.

Mar 20th

isn’t it SNPD? old foto……story of my...

Mar 20th

smart ass win.

Mar 20th

“i don’t know what you been told. it ain’t the...”
— 69 Boyz

Mar 20th

“here comes the hotstepper”
— ini kamoze

Mar 20th

who has their period/is getting it this...

drpoodlehands: melissamayhem: molls: Me, Alexis and Blaire are in PMS town. Are you in...

Mar 20th

bja: melissamayhem: bja: March 31 California will vote...

Mar 20th

Mar 20th

bja: March 31 California will vote to legalize pot FML. ...

Mar 20th

who has their period/is getting it this...

molls: Me, Alexis and Blaire are in PMS town. Are you in sync!?!?! er, um.  yes. right now.

Mar 20th

asleeponthesubway: Bonafide drool.

Mar 20th

I want to lose a bunch of weight, and...

(via shinyredballoon) bulimia-themed porn? you know there’s a market for it…

Mar 20th

postmodern debates on the plot twists in...

i’m kinda just giving up and accepting my penalty for not completing this homework. but...

Mar 20th

how to screw one's self

step one - play hookey for last week’s class step two - procrastinate all week on any and all...

Mar 19th

is anyone's else's tumblr, gmail, FB,...

Mar 17th

saintnate: Nick and Norah. We have an infinite playlist.

Mar 17th

FUCHYEAHMULLETS

Mar 17th

$65 for a 90 min. thai massage...

Mar 16th

tool academy reunion

aw yeah.

Mar 16th

Jim Cramer & CNBC Wanted Us All To Be...

(via itsforpoorpeople) ha!

Mar 16th

easy like sunday.....afternoon

mmmmmmm brunch at alcove cafe for my friend’s birthday.  then an hour and a half thai...

Mar 16th

Mar 15th

zinfandel.

inlovewiththerisk: (via melissamayhem) cabernet? cheers!

Mar 15th

(via piratekitten) i’ve totally been here. i think.

Mar 15th

tesslynch: leftatwonderland:inflightradio:stopnicole: ...

Mar 15th

zinfandel.

Mar 15th

yay pedobear

Mar 13th

ledenes: Why did no one tell me that Christopher Walken is...

Mar 13th

i hate when people talk about their...

THAT BEING SAID… i lost a follower and i wonder who the hell it is. prolly someone bitter...

Mar 13th

SNPD old school black and white edish

Mar 13th

(via stfumarrieds) S.T.F.U.

Mar 13th

Watch

Mar 12th

treydalton: The ’Taint Hand’ one-piece from Radio Fiji. ...

Mar 12th

pedobear: (via spanglish123)

Mar 12th

bristol and levi broke up?

i never ever eeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeerrrrrrrrr saw that coming. ever.

Mar 12th

fastfoodnation: McDonald’s Drive-Thru Food Cart $99.99 ...

Mar 11th

melissa's stoney revelation of the day

to say “i had my ass chewed out today” and “i had my ass eaten out today”...

Mar 11th

(via yahooanswers) and now, my new fave blog….

Mar 11th

“According to a Google Cal alert, my period is late.”
— Twentysomething girl in Noe...

Mar 11th

fmylife: Today, our school went to an elementary school to read to the kids. One of the girls in my...

Mar 11th

pedobear: DOWNLOAD MY WALLPAPER(1280x800) done.

Mar 11th

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Mar 11th

w00t

just bought 2 DEPECHE MODE @ the hollywood bowl tickets for my friend’s birthday. her bday is...

Mar 11th

tmblg: So bad, but so good. totally and completely...

Mar 10th

best billboard on the way to work

a POM ad saying,  “I’M OFF TO SAVE PROSTATES!” trying to take a picture proves...

Mar 10th

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Mar 10th

two

the number of times in the last two weeks that my car battery died because i left my headlights...

Mar 10th

Mar 9th

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Mar 9th

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Mar 9th

jeninla: andrewmuto: Hamburger Cupcakes.  All frosting and...

Mar 9th

piratekitten: hahahaaaaaa

Mar 9th

Mar 8th

saintnate: CINEMATIC GOLD. autoreblog for pauly shore...

Mar 8th

jenwarren: Unique - Strange: Simpson Alone In His Journey...

Mar 8th

that bus beheading months ago? the murderer...

Mar 6th

there's a lot of Melissas on tumblr

just sayin’. obviously we are all awesome.

Mar 6th

carlovely: The entire cast of the popular 90s sitcom -...

Mar 6th

17thsuitcase:(via satan666) my heros?

Mar 6th

oi vey- school related rant

i finished my homework.  if i’m having a hard time with this, i can only imagine the struggle...

Mar 6th

saramcpherson: … Amy Grant makes pickles?

Mar 5th

sawyer's dimples

yum.

Mar 5th

tumbledore: Trees, Cabs, and Crime In San Francisco i think...

Mar 5th

asleeponthesubway: Uh-oh, this happened.

Mar 5th

faggotry: Xenu is camp

Mar 5th

mikehawk:calcium

Mar 5th

Top 10 Unhappiest Cities in America

Mar 5th

the one movie i can't find online

the ring.

Mar 5th

missing IN action

hey guys.  i’m exhausted.  all work+school and no play makes melissa a dull boy.  or girl. ...

Mar 5th

keithcarsonisronaldstanton: (via invalidarguments)

Mar 2nd

fmylife: Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized...

Mar 2nd

saintnate: I had this on cassette. Oh yes I did. me. too.

Mar 2nd