April 2009
i'm FINALLY going to an LA tumblr meet up
seriously.  being without a car was whack.
Apr 1st
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best real names of clients at my various...
tonight, we were graced with Rich Banker. i have previously seen: Michael Bentover Sparkle Sparks Rob Blucock Richard Poppers (the irony is that he *popped* a boner during his scalp massage)
Apr 1st
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http://guys-with-iphones.tumblr.com →
thatswhatimsaying: NSFW, obvs. WHAT. Also: WHAT. mirrors + camera/phone = cock pics.
Apr 1st
of course
so today i spent a good 20 plus minutes talking to this guy who had come in for a haircut at my work. i’m thinking, “gee, this guy is into me.” the stylist is running late…but he’s being super nice and giving me quite a bit of solid eye contact….(i don’t just automatically assume a guy talking to me means he must be into me….obvs) somehow we start...
Apr 1st
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March 2009
I like my woman how i like my whiskey, 12 years...
(via pedobear)
Mar 28th
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mmm.....kebab for dinner.
one of the pros of glendale.  good kebab.
Mar 28th
Mar 28th
omg MOLLS is following me
my life is complete.
Mar 28th
rock rock planet rock
Mar 28th
jayna oso...
piratekitten: …looks way too much like rosario dawson when she’s blowing a dude. it’s kind of distracting. maybe i should stop watching porn & do the dishes. no. never stop.
Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
Mar 27th
i went and saw Coraline last night whilst stoney and fuzzy. fucking great.
Mar 27th
Mar 27th
fmylife: Today, I told my brother that he was growing a mustache. He then replied ” So are you. You should shave it”. I am a 15 year-old girl. FML fmylife is getting SUPER LAME these days.
Mar 27th
just fucking fantastic
i did something to my computer and it unistalled my audio device. so… no volume. ugh.  anyone who can help (windows XP….like…2003?) will be the ruler of my world. (could this have anything to do with me clicking “end process” on some things in my task manager?) ….also, just yesterday, my computer has started bugging me with “you my have a...
Mar 27th
watchmen - good to watch high or not?
that’s my big decision of the day. might go watch it on my own tonight. yeah, alone.  i’m secure enough with myself to see movies alone.  what of it?
Mar 27th
"celebrities" who have been to my various...
that i can remember at least….some i remember more than others. -zac de la rocha -me, 16, working at jamba juice (1st job) circa summer 1999.  he had just finished playin some b-ball at the glendale YMCA and was wearing blue nike gym shorts.  ordered a hawaiian dream.  nice guy -brandy - me, 17, also @ jamba.  what a fuckin’ beast.  had a weak ‘entourage’ and ordered the...
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shrimp scampi pizza from cpk. bottle of pinot noir. hangin’ out, having a LOST night with my dearest friend. tomorrow off. bliss.
Mar 26th
less than 12 hours till i'm a blonde...again.
Mar 24th
Mar 24th
audio-urinaphobia
a word my friend and i long ago created for my inability to pee in public restrooms when someone else is in there….listening. i have since started humming “no surprises” by radiohead to relax during those uncomfortable moments in the loo.
Mar 23rd
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years ago
i know this girl who got a leopard print tattoo. more importantly, it was a BAD leopard print tattoo. there was no way of telling if she had a bunch of birthmarks or not. but she looked decidedly unleopard-like. and she was a two faced bitch.
Mar 20th
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class has been officially ditched.
this is 2 out of the 3 absenses we are allowed. missing last week’s class fucked me, so here i go compounding the problem. f’ing cramps.  and feeling emotional-ish, like “omg, the world is gonna end because i can’t get this BS essay outline done.”  and doubting myself. just wanting to take the easy way out on this, but i feel super guilty about it. i have one more...
Mar 20th
weekly horoscope for sagittarius
carlovely: i usually dismiss horoscope as bullshit, but this is scarily accurate: “This week’s scenario is highlighted by your natural tendency to be sensitive. Others may irritate you with their senseless comments. Realize that some insults don’t deserve the courtesy of a response. If you let the lid off your emotions, you may never get it back on again. Doing so may be a quick recipe for...
Mar 20th
:(
sparklingpants: I have fallen off the gym wagon. I was doing so well and I could really tell a difference. I had a “goal dress” I was supposed to wear this weekend, but I have only worked out once in the last week and a half, so I don’t see the dress making an appearance—at least not without Spanx. Monday Wednesday= fresh start!  (4-day weekend coming up!) w0rd. i ate a lot this week.  and...
Mar 20th
another Facebook listy thing
The Bucket List — Place an X by all the things you’ve done and remove the X from the ones you have not Things you have done during your lifetime: (X) Gone on a blind date (I think) (X) Skipped school ( ) Watched someone die ( ) Been to Canada ( ) Been to Mexico ( ) Been to Jamaica ( ) Been to Florida (X) Been to Hawaii (X) Been on a plane ( ) Been on a helicopter (X) Been lost (X) Gone...
Mar 20th
anyone up for a Kogi BBQ truck outing tonight?
@ 4100 bar in silverlake tonight…9:30ish i still haven’t had them.
Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
“i don’t know what you been told. it ain’t the butterfly, it’s...”
– 69 Boyz
Mar 20th
“here comes the hotstepper”
– ini kamoze
Mar 20th
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who has their period/is getting it this week?
drpoodlehands: melissamayhem: molls: Me, Alexis and Blaire are in PMS town. Are you in sync!?!?! er, um.  yes. right now. Two of my secret “patients” :-\ secret patients…. whaaaaa?
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who has their period/is getting it this week?
molls: Me, Alexis and Blaire are in PMS town. Are you in sync!?!?! er, um.  yes. right now.
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