keithcarsonisronaldstanton:
(via invalidarguments)
Mar 2nd
fmylife:
Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized...
Mar 2nd
saintnate:
I had this on cassette. Oh yes I did.
me.
too.
Mar 2nd
*snicker*
we have a client coming in today whose last name is Bentover.
Feb 28th
“I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen…”
— Say Anything (via kara) one...
— Say Anything (via kara) one...
Feb 28th
jordantumbles:
The dangers of sunbathing over long periods...
Feb 28th
sooooooooo, perezhilton said that the neverending story is...
Feb 27th
can i get a...
fuck yeah? i FINALLY have wireless internet. so now i can watch some “adult content”...
Feb 27th
don't F with me
i would have never done this to anyone but my ex-boss (the one who laid me off). i rarely wish bad...
Feb 26th
dogs-looking-like-people:
if you’re not following...
Feb 26th
Listen
<3
Feb 26th
the only thing that sucks about the new job has NOTHING to do with the actual job.
i’m around...
Feb 26th
this was in my bathroom (@ the OLD apt.) for a long time.
Feb 26th
You remind me of the babe.
(via shinyredballoon) the babe with the power, perhaps?
Feb 26th
(via lorenrochelle)
all of the assclowns in SF holding...
Feb 26th
b t dubs...
i am kickass at driving stick. to hollywood at back… it was like i never took a break from...
Feb 26th
GPOYW - extreme close up edish…
Feb 25th
ineedanotherwordforvagina.com
Feb 25th
(via msbojangles)
want.
(ever since i was in 7th grade...
Feb 25th
boo:
i paid 40 bucks for a ‘textbook’ the size of a kids’ novel. maddening.
i...
Feb 25th
and now
the post happy hour headache sets in….
Feb 25th
Ex-Files: Well...sort of.
saintnate: melissamayhem: Nate! Aaron is usually the spelling for ‘Erin’……as a boy. I am...
Feb 25th
Faith No More To Reunite
Feb 25th
i missed out on free pancakes today.
i had been looking forward to IHOP pancake day for months. weak.
Feb 25th
The truth about Rockstar Energy Drink
Feb 25th
saintnate:
Stallionaires…right. Real and Chance need to...
Feb 25th
piratekitten:
(via realrealsoft) i don’t roll on shabbos.
...
Feb 25th
there are tons of milfs here!
fighterofthenightman: I’m at a fundraiser for my temples kindergarten. all the young kids have hot...
Feb 25th
san francisco state assemblyman tom ammiano...
Feb 25th
luxuriousvulgarity:
getting my shit together. it doesn’t feel good.
i printed out my credit report...
Feb 25th
happy hour drunk
3 shots don julio anejo 2 margaritas chips n salsa plate of flautas an guac listening to way...
Feb 25th
tomorrow is mardi gras
…which means that on wednesday, i will be giving something up for lent and not eating red meat...
Feb 24th
jordantumbles:
Adorable.
Feb 24th
caro:
This is clever.
Feb 24th
jenwarren:
paulprosseda:
wrude and rong.
FFFFOUND! |...
Feb 24th
proud sister
OH.MY.GAWD. My younger brother got into Cal State Fullerton. this may seem like a small feat,...
Feb 24th
happy birthday, mr. barelysarcasm.
Feb 23rd
keithcarsonisronaldstanton:
thedailywhat:
/obligatory.
...
Feb 23rd
dorothy mantooth is a saint
Feb 23rd
yeah. i was staring at R. Patz the whole time.
Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
onlyinsanfrancisco:
… are banana costumes certified...
Feb 23rd
Joaquin...
walpaper: Is obviously doing an Andy Kaufman. But I dig it. my thoughts exactly. but i...
Feb 23rd
baconbaconbacon:
Bacon-Shaped Butter Cookies
...
Feb 23rd
yessss
got an A in my winter sesh journalism class.
Feb 22nd
oh no. american apparel is bringing...
Feb 22nd
lieslieslies:
Carla Gugino is killin it.
her hotness goes...
Feb 22nd
turkeydinner:
The design llama: babke esequeviene folded...
Feb 22nd
jeninla:
classics:
JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
i’m off to...
Feb 22nd
i hate that i missed out on all the fun.
Feb 22nd
(via itsnotforyou)
Feb 21st
farrahandalex:
Obama Sushi (via livejamie and slackr)
Feb 21st
insert expletive
i don’t think i’m gonna make it to the LA meetup tonight. i am beyond bummed about it,...
Feb 20th
saintnate:
…some joke about oral sex.
loves me some...
Feb 19th
(via takingdrugs)
this seriously freaks me out.
good...
Feb 18th
2.17.09
qod: 1.What offends you? 2.What excites you? 3.Whats your nickname? 1) fart jokes 2) pr0n ...
Feb 18th
"you're not one of us."
saintnate: That was basically what was said to me as I entered the pub tonight. I should have...
Feb 17th
inlovewiththerisk:
this is quite genius. via 12ozprophet
Feb 17th
stoked for the la tumblr meetup
not stoked for having to work at the new job at 8:45am the following day.
Feb 17th
Watch
i miss jimmy the cab driver….
Feb 17th
my friend didn’t laugh at “I’m On A Boat.”
i get disappointed when i...
Feb 17th
Oh HELL no.
treydalton: jgh: WTF happened to Baugher and Trainwrecks? censorship = whack. (yeah, i spell...
Feb 17th
(via inthebutt)
Feb 17th
best day of my life
pedobear started following me. yeeeeeesss.
Feb 16th
my val day night
…was with my wonderful friend and included herbal enlightenment and pee-wee’s playhouse...
Feb 16th
17thsuitcase:theabstract killingbambi:babydeer: (via...
Feb 16th
Addictive Personality
bja: I love it when people tell me I have an addictive personality. After all, addicts have the most...
Feb 16th
alexandralynn:
naddypop:
(via calcium)
I Want to Rock...
Feb 16th
whoa.
whoa.
Feb 15th
tesslynch:
seafolk:
blairports:
ice cream cupcakes from...
Feb 15th
2.14.09
qod: who is your dream f*ck? chuck bass.
Feb 15th
upgrade
soooo, it seems that i will have my car again……….next week or so.
Feb 15th
thank heavens
i had a great fucking day and night.
Feb 14th
truth or fiction?
i read this on a tumblog the other day, and i’m wondering if it’s true. if you speed...
Feb 13th
mikeypizzle:
I wanna hug you like a sloth.
...
Feb 13th
confession : i AM wearing gaucho pants right now.
and i made my friend a valentines’...
Feb 13th
dear head cold,
it’s time for you to go now. seriously…you’ve been hanging out for a week now. ...
Feb 13th
I do not find Joaquin Pheonix any bit...
fighterofthenightman: I dont quite know why he is so popular or why anyone care. said. ditto.
Feb 13th
luxuriousvulgarity:
FACT: Gaucho pants are worse than...
Feb 13th
2.12.09
qod: whats your favorite takeout? oi…..it depends on location location location. SF -...
Feb 12th
no more lotus festival in echo park
Feb 12th
yeah, you prolly already know about the kogi...
Feb 12th
babybitch:
“Wipe that face off your head, bitch.”
I use...
Feb 12th
the guy's name is deepak
but i keep thinking alex trebek is about to call him “D-bag.”
Feb 12th
shinyredballoon
brillz…
Feb 12th
if 25 things annoyed you, get ready for...
Think of 15 albums, CDs, LPs (if you’re over 40) that had such a profound effect on you they...
Feb 12th
um
GUESS WHO STARTS HER NEW JOB ON FRIDAY. FUCK. YES.
Feb 12th
cheap(er) drinks for cheapskates like me
Feb 11th
24freedinners:
furryrabbits: Etsy :: thelovelyteaspoon ::...
Feb 11th
dammit melissa
do NOT psych yourself out for this interview.
Feb 11th
i started a boring blog in an attempt to be...
Feb 11th
cry, baby…
Feb 11th
mikeypizzle:
WANT!
!!!
Feb 11th
yeeeeesssssss.....
job interview tomorrow 1:30pm studio city
Feb 11th
baconporn:
WAKE n’ BACON (via Likecool)
OH.
MY.
GOD.
Feb 11th
if i had a band, it would be called ‘donna martin...
Feb 11th
thisiswhyyourefat:
Deep Fried Peanut Butter-Covered...
Feb 10th
w00t!
going back to blond later this week.
Feb 10th
so the owner of the bong in phelps’ gate 09 tried to sell it on ebay for 100,000 bucks.
...
Feb 10th
the great urban race - LA
Feb 10th
bringtheruckuss:
who?
me?
i used to think, “yeah,...
Feb 10th
meh...i've lost interest.
let’s rap it up already.
Feb 10th
wait, is it really chris brown in this...
joke?
Feb 10th
random memory that made me giggle today : the look on...
Feb 10th
ohserena:
(via familyportraits)
I love 80s family...
Feb 10th
10 MORE Questions For My Female Readers
singlemansdiary: Once again, honesty is key! Comment or email if desired… Would you date a guy…… ...
Feb 10th
omg omg i just heard back about a potential...
Feb 10th
I have way too many secrets.
alexandralynn: growingup: thejoo: And I’m about to come out with one of them. I have...
Feb 10th
2.9.09
qod: whats your favorite tv show? currently : top chef (i know! i’m embarrassed for me...
Feb 10th
dietcock:
“We’ve already established what you are, ma’am....
Feb 10th
my sick days
…sniffle sniff…cough…hack…. i’ve watched way too much vh1. rock of...
Feb 10th
night night. i’m stepping away from the comp this evening.
another nyquil coma to be...
Feb 9th
melissa:
Femina Potens is hosting a “geek love” themed...
Feb 9th
i’m having an oscar party.
you are all invited.
feb....
Feb 9th
Have you done your kegels today?
(via ohserena) why no, i haven’t…….
Feb 9th
2.8.09
qod: What do you regret the most? not going to one of the 4 year universities I was accepted to...
Feb 8th
life of the party
nyquil + finally giving in to reading harry potter = my saturday night
Feb 8th
i am so bored…and sick.
i watched zack and miri make a porno. there were moments but i...
Feb 8th
creepy twilight fan makes a WOMB (w/ fetus)...
Feb 8th
reblog with your location
alexandralynn: bebelestrange: sharpless: pelicansss: awesome-everyday: alyea: ...
Feb 8th
merkins are way underrated.
Feb 8th
casey jones just totally killed the fuck...
saintnate: Okay, it has been awhile since I saw the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, and...
Feb 8th
hi new follower paigesmuts
i am concerned that my posts are semi-inappropriate for a 16 year old! plus its way weird to be a...
Feb 8th
Um. Wow.
joshawesome: So I’m in the kitchen talking with two of my sisters and my mom and we somehow get on...
Feb 7th
2.7.09
qod: Who did you take to your first dance? hmmmm…… i think i went to a few in middle...
Feb 7th
Octuplets Are For Poor People.
(via itsforpoorpeople)
Feb 7th
Play Oregon Trail Online
Feb 7th
it starts today
well. i’m trying to refrain from throwing a pity party on tumblr. that’s what the...
Feb 7th
yeah, i have this feeling like the octo-mom has an anjelina...
Feb 7th
what are you doing tonight?
Feb 7th
johnny cash
Feb 7th
Feb 6th
(via alexandralynn)
cue the music…
Feb 6th
10 Questions For My Female Readers
singlemansdiary: Some general questions, it’s ok to be shallow… respond with a comment if so...
Feb 6th
i sold my $100 textbook back for $28 today.
weak.
Feb 6th
are you here for the love of ray j?
just wonderin.’
Feb 6th
SNPD - ever changing hair version…
Feb 6th
2.5.09
qod: Whats your favorite thing at Taco Bell? when they have it, ranchero chicken soft tacos. ...
Feb 6th
2.4.09
qod: Friends. I’m sorry. My personal life took me away for a second. Our feature presentation...
Feb 6th
Should I watch...
fighterofthenightman: thegrasshopperunit: 1) What the Bleep do you know… and get a little mind...
Feb 5th
I got tonight's Final Jeopardy Question...
fighterofthenightman: that puts me at 5 for like 100 me too. (i confess that i watch just about...
Feb 5th
lofty aspirations
in an attempt to be more social and actually get my ass out of the house, i am challenging myself to...
Feb 5th
soooo….the day after the LA meetup is...
Feb 5th
sunset junction, it was nice knowing you
Feb 5th
hmm
i *kinda* remember my life before it was consumed by the interw3b, pot, and bad reality shows. if i...
Feb 5th
extremelyfabulous:
Individual cupcake holder from...
Feb 5th
weird
i said just this past weekend how i was bummed that i missed out on seeing a Cramps Halloween show...
Feb 5th
(via alexandralynn)
oh heavens……i want this...
Feb 4th
captain kangaroo
saintnate: So, after doing some research, he was in the US Marine Corps Reserves during World War...
Feb 4th
if i was on jeopardy tonight, i’d have done surprisingly well.
yeah, nerd alert…
Feb 4th
saintnate:
For Melissa, and the world of fictional military...
Feb 4th
cookiepuss:
Rhapsody has two mommies.
Feb 4th
fictional military personnel.
saintnate: Okay, Cap’n Crunch has been a Captain forever, you’d think that he’dve been promoted to...
Feb 3rd
keithcarsonisronaldstanton:
via...
Feb 3rd
what are you reading?
i just finished a book, so…any suggestions?
Feb 3rd
Just sayin...
delbertshoopman: When I see people wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common,...
Feb 3rd
“It’s like wearing dark pants and pissing down your leg. It...”
— Rep. Barney Frank, right...
— Rep. Barney Frank, right...
Feb 3rd
joshawesome:
anythingbutfine:
joshawesome:
...
Feb 3rd
taxes = done
that check won’t get here fast enough.
Feb 3rd
kara:
baconporn:
Bacon-wrapped Tater Tots, made using...
Feb 2nd
rand0mflora:
Absolute win.
via FAIL Blog
Feb 2nd
funemployment
i had a phone interview with the EDD/unemployment folks this morning. i had to explain the...
Feb 2nd
The Red Team Was For Poor People.
(via itsforpoorpeople) i = poor
Feb 2nd
true story
a) i was a cheerleader b) my friend and i were the only 2 on the whole team who knew the rules of...
Feb 2nd
keep saying penetration, madden...
Feb 2nd
i really just wanted some wings
so since all of my friends flaked for the melissa’s sooper bowl extravaganza 09…. i did...
Feb 2nd
(via jesusislove)
jesus is also magic, if you hadn’t...
Feb 2nd
i just coughed
and what came out resembles black lung butter. hot?
Feb 2nd
to catch a predator sucks me in everytime.
Feb 2nd
takingdrugs:
Super Bowl Sunday
w0rd.
Feb 1st
drunk.
that’s all she said…
Feb 1st