February 2009
*snicker*
we have a client coming in today whose last name is Bentover.
“I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen…”
– Say Anything (via kara)
one of my fave lines…
can i get a...
fuck yeah?
i FINALLY have wireless internet. so now i can watch some “adult content” in my room.
don't F with me
i would have never done this to anyone but my ex-boss (the one who laid me off). i rarely wish bad things happen to people, and despite some shitty jobs and bosses in the past, i really don’t harbor any ill will towards them, with the exception of this last bitch.
she owns 3 spas - one in SF, 2 in Palo Alto.
she is a horrible person who gets pleasure from belittling people- all day, every...
<3
the only thing that sucks about the new job has NOTHING to do with the actual job.
i’m around ventura and laurel canyon, and at least 5 times so far i have been harassed by petition people…. i give them the chance to tell me about their cause because i am totally a petiton signer. instead of “hey, would you like to sign this petition?” they give me the evil eye after i...
You remind me of the babe.
(via shinyredballoon)
the babe with the power, perhaps?
b t dubs...
i am kickass at driving stick.
to hollywood at back… it was like i never took a break from driving….
ineedanotherwordforvagina.com →
deleteyourself:
Safe for work. (via syntheticpubes)
boo:
i paid 40 bucks for a ‘textbook’ the size of a kids’ novel. maddening.
i have a tequila headache…….still.
yay:
i will still be receiving a few more unemployment checks before i have to report the 1st day i started…..weeeeeeeeeeeee.
i am doing a little refresher lesson on my stick-shift driving abilities today, and i’ll be driving my trusty...
and now
the post happy hour headache sets in….
Ex-Files: Well...sort of.
saintnate:
melissamayhem:
Nate!
Aaron is usually the spelling for ‘Erin’……as a boy.
I am totally a spelling psycho.
I am aware…however, it is spelled correctly. He gets a lot of shit for it.
:(
i’m a jerk.
Faith No More To Reunite →
turkeydinner:
FUCK YEAH!
MIKE PATTON
FTW
i missed out on free pancakes today.
i had been looking forward to IHOP pancake day for months. weak.
The truth about Rockstar Energy Drink →
maririvera:
roads2roam:
rand0mflora:
maririvera:
This is crazy! I had no idea that Rockstar’s inventor was Michael Savage, an ultra-conservation anti-gay assmunch. The whole family is behind it and these jerks use company profits to support hateful, shitty movements. Spread the word and stop drinking their shit.
Oh crap… Seriously!? I’ve given these assholes so much money over the years. ...
there are tons of milfs here!
fighterofthenightman:
I’m at a fundraiser for my temples kindergarten. all the young kids have hot young moms!
i bunch of my friends are elementary school teachers…..and HOT.
i just finished a boozy happy hour with one of ‘em.
(when i was in elementary school, all the teachers were 50+ years old.)
san francisco state assemblyman tom ammiano is... →
alaskamiller:
you know, considering both involves smoking on a lot of pipes.
there was an article today in the LA times about how the state wants to tax the marijuana ‘industry.’
the thing is….. the weed dispensaries have been paying taxes for YEARS. if anything, this industry is more than willing to contribute funds to bettering the state.
(however, of course, i am pro gay...
luxuriousvulgarity:
getting my shit together. it doesn’t feel good.
i printed out my credit report today.
i hate growing up.
happy hour drunk
3 shots don julio anejo
2 margaritas
chips n salsa
plate of flautas an guac
listening to way old school madonna (circa ‘dress you up in my love’)
tomorrow is mardi gras
…which means that on wednesday, i will be giving something up for lent and not eating red meat on fridays…if i remember.
i am not religious, but i grew up not going to my catholic church.
i usually do the whole lent thing as a challenge to myself….
somehow it always comes down to either chocolate or soda.
so i’m giving up soda. i miss my diet coke already.
proud sister
OH.MY.GAWD.
My younger brother got into Cal State Fullerton.
this may seem like a small feat, but my brother is a ‘special needs’ individual.
While I’ve dicked around and taken for granted my natural academic, social, and physical abilities, my bro has been working his ass off despite frequent failures and setbacks. He tries so hard.
my family and i have been really...
dorothy mantooth is a saint
Joaquin...
walpaper:
Is obviously doing an Andy Kaufman.
But I dig it.
my thoughts exactly.
but i don’t dig it. and i really didn’t dig kaufman either.
there. i said it.
yessss
got an A in my winter sesh journalism class.
oh no. american apparel is bringing scrunchies... →
i hate that i missed out on all the fun.
insert expletive
i don’t think i’m gonna make it to the LA meetup tonight.
i am beyond bummed about it, especially since it is so close to where i live…..
having a life and responsibilities again is exhausting me.
i work till 8 tonight and have to be at work at 8:30am tomorrow….plus bus riding time.
gah.
i really want to meet everyone.