melissa / mayhem

one more thing i've signed up for...

Dec 2nd

just called Cafe Beaujolais to make my...

i just about creamed my undies talking to the French guy on the phone.  hottest accent ever. bon...

Dec 2nd

insomnia happened last night. i took the opportunity to watch Hoarders and see the cat lady. (I...

Dec 2nd

barelysarcasm: We gotta stay positive. Ladies love the...

Dec 2nd

every december, my family has an advent calendar.  every year, my mom lets my brother open the first...

Dec 2nd

whine whine whine boo hoo

the most enlightening part of my day just occurred in the last 30 mins. the girl who is going to be...

Dec 1st

drinkyourjuice: masshole: by the way guys, THIS is...

Dec 1st

unpoco: Couture lingerie by Strumpet and Pink WANT. ...

Nov 30th

just did a stupid FB event invite for my bday. FRENCH FOOD ...

Nov 30th

“I ain’t seen her booty do no type of applause…”
— Ray J, upon finding out a girl...

Nov 30th

imemilya: Loving My 20s!!!1! i started following...

Nov 29th

red wine + pretending i’m gonna get around to doing homework + gray sweats + comedy central...

Nov 29th

notthatkindagay:(via thatguychad) truth

Nov 28th

realrealsoft: “Is this Heaven?” “No. It’s Glendale.”

Nov 28th

unpoco:(via leifpeng)

Nov 28th

i am participating in "Buy Nothing Day."

see also: most days of my life.

Nov 28th

(via unpoco) SO HOT. i miss being tied up…

Nov 27th

& my parents went waterskiing with De Niro while working on The Godfather??!? I don’t...

Nov 27th

You learn something new...

… So today I learned that my dad worked w/ Orson Welles a million years ago.

Nov 27th

Nom nom time

Nov 27th

I like this dress too much to let the red wine stain that...

Nov 27th

Watch

alright guys. this is the assplant video i was talking about last night @ the show. as one of my...

Nov 26th

(via writer-a) he knows how to party.

Nov 26th

realrealsoft: Gin & Frolic @ Spaceland

Nov 26th

madmenfootnotes: Let us all be thankful for restorative...

Nov 26th

Gpoyw pt 2- see you sluts @ spaceland edition

Nov 26th

pot heads to avoid

bringtheruckuss: wookies: wookies are those super earthy smelly fucks that always have acid on...

Nov 26th

i just got an 89.3% on my midterm. damn you, that ONE answer that I KNEW was wrong! —- ...

Nov 26th

My friend, Tom, (who I visited in Chicago in July) took me...

Nov 26th

everybody's doing it!

Tumblr Name: melissamayhem Age: 26 Location: Glendale - Los Angeles Current school/job:...

Nov 26th

i don't care at all about The Three Stooges,...

Nov 26th

Buttermilk honey corn bread by ME

Nov 26th

no more work related posts ever after...

so this girl i worked with for a second is being fired. i’m not the reason she’s being...

Nov 26th

For years I thought that the Irish Curse...

(via hmwt) it’s not???!?!!!

Nov 25th

Soooo… I feel like a boy.

Nov 25th

I just want to get tatted up already,.

piratekitten: miividalokita: & finally start applying for SG, :/ 1. you don’t need tats to...

Nov 25th

repeating to myself

get the fuck over it. it’s fixable.

Nov 25th

a week in...

and i’m not sure i like my job.  (yeah yeah, i know, who likes their job? stfu.) it’s...

Nov 24th

i look like a total dyke.

my haircut is REALLY short on the sides. (THIS POST NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND MY LEZZIE FRIENDS.)

Nov 24th

i'm the asshole who complains about free...

….i dunno if my roots got white blond enough. still a little yellowish for my liking. might...

Nov 24th

stonerparty: Meanwhile, somewhere in Southern...

Nov 24th

@ sushi w/ the fam tonite

and we were on the topic of my brother’s little girlfriend.  (my brother just got home for...

Nov 24th

(via nathanieljames) my personal fave so far.

Nov 24th

break a leg, kelly osbourne...

seriously, break a fucking leg.  and stop trying to steal my hair.

Nov 24th

Google Wave

so I have it and all, but i have yet to actually engage anyone in a real conversation. soy un...

Nov 24th

Pu$$y-Cow

Nov 24th

i, for one, have not observed Monocle Monday in awhile.

Nov 24th

piratekitten: if you haven’t left LA for thanksgiving, you...

Nov 24th

hunterstephenson:luxembourg:killingbambi: i don’t...

Nov 24th

Paula Deen hit in the face with a frozen ham...

Nov 24th

The lady behind me @ the shampoo bowl? Her son is the...

Nov 23rd

Old Town Pasadena, right by Johnny Rockets, is AVEDA...

Nov 23rd

FINALLY getting the hairz did tomorrow.

Nov 23rd

natashavc: Well, I find it outrageous that teenagers are...

Nov 23rd

i’ve known the guy kissing the casket since...

Nov 23rd

Nov 23rd

ugh, downer....sorry

i was just reminded that today is the date my friend Rel (whom I mentioned on Veteran’s Day)...

Nov 23rd

“Can you make the circles a little bit rounder?”
— (via clientsfromhell)

Nov 23rd

my dad got billing above Mocha Joe.

…even he was kinda surprised.

Nov 23rd

i thought about following fuckyeahLadyGaga,...

Nov 23rd

juliasegal:hewhocannotbenamed: Mike Patton —- ...

Nov 23rd

LOVED THIS GAME. totally owned it. totally was too young...

Nov 23rd

NOW i'm choking on estrogen

dude. it appears that it is very easy to upset/anger my manager, good reason or not. ...

Nov 23rd

Medieval Times Birthday Fellowship

Just joined. It seems that I might have to be in the OC for the majority of my bday…or at...

Nov 22nd

spaceland - november 25 @ 8pm

piratekitten: (hmwt) hey all you LA babies. my hubbans is playing his first spaceland gig on...

Nov 21st

Frowny Friday- sickie woo edition. Check out my cool...

Nov 21st

jobby job

it seems that my schedule will likely be from 3-9.  this will be perfect for the whole going back to...

Nov 20th

Hey iPhone, stop being lame & do what I want already. Xoxo, me

Nov 20th

can i be honest with you?

I don’t really care about your Formspring answers.

Nov 19th

barelysarcasm:spytap:spiegelman:

Nov 19th

time for SVU!

day 2 of work - done.  doing awesome. —- homework’s done. 3 quizzes, each w/...

Nov 19th

“For some reason people seem to respect standing more than...”
— Chuck, on the topic of sitting...

Nov 19th

I wanted soup soooo… Chowder + cheez its

Nov 19th

17thsuitcase: being single most nights of the week is pretty much amazing. messy hair/whole bed to...

Nov 18th

so i just saw a pic of my lil' brother...

super cute.

Nov 18th

I get to wear a snazzy lab coat for work!

Nov 18th

BLTA w/ homemade chips

Nov 18th

Toasters at the table!

Nov 18th

Brunchy lunch w/ B @ Foxy’s. YUM…

Nov 18th

i don't care what you think, lady gaga...

Nov 17th

synecdoche

Nov 17th

ladymisskate:davidenos This is frighteningly accurate.

Nov 17th

On the bathroom door at some gas station in Calabasas.

Nov 17th

a comedy of errors

I was so prepared for this first day at work….which was really just an orientation/paperwork...

Nov 17th

Work is for suckahs.

Nov 16th

That guy in the blue next to Larry...

@ the table reading… the 1st AD…doing all the yelling… That’s my dad.

Nov 16th

smileifyourewinning: So um, this exists. Thank...

Nov 16th

i figured it out all by myself!

i feel sooooo accomplished for this, but seriously….i’m comp-tarded so don’t laugh...

Nov 16th

Nov 16th

greatest idea i've ever had

i’m thinking for my birthday (FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11TH)….instead of OR in addition to a bar...

Nov 16th

Nov 16th

i'm currently trying to bribe my...

desperation is so attractive.

Nov 16th

ohserena: Tim Burton’s Magical Fashion Love these...

Nov 16th

synecdoche: i think johnny knoxville is one of the top two...

Nov 15th

FYI / TMI

Dr. Bronner’s Magic Soap is decidedly less magical when it gets in your nether regions.

Nov 15th

natashavc: marklisanti: Movieline Explores: James...

Nov 15th

News Like You Wouldn't Believe: First U.S....

Nov 15th

No Visigoths?!? Fuck! Fun was had last night. Porch beers...

Nov 15th

Highland Park on a Friday nite

Nov 14th

Smile Friday - surprise, I’m wearing black! edish

Nov 14th

Penny's Burgers - Highland Park

Nov 14th

(via sashagrey) hot.

Nov 14th

rillawafers: crackedpolystyrene: Tube City. you owe...

Nov 14th

Deadpan Bedpan

Nov 13th

why would i make this up?

I have not seen it for probably 4 years, so I don’t know if its there still or not. ...

Nov 13th

Kathy Griffin Lands Law & Order: SVU Guest...

Nov 13th

Hired

Start Monday…..ahhhh!

Nov 13th

my head is gonna explode

i have an interview in an hour.  2nd interview, actually. i wasn’t nervous until i started...

Nov 12th

Free Meals for Veterans at Gladstone’s Malibu...

Nov 12th

Watch

chuckhistory: I went to the laundromat today to meet Zooey Deschanel. I figured she would be the...

Nov 12th

I started following @BettyDraper on...

@BettyDraper: What is going on? Everything in the world seems to be changing. Times like this make you realize what is important. And who. Thanks for being there for me, hon.

Nov 12th

Veterans Day Free Meals: A Big "Thank You"...

Nov 12th

well it's official

i have no fucking clue what i’m doing on google wave, and i may be creeping out random people...

Nov 12th

pure comedy

soooo today’s LA times featured an article about how there is a 53% increase in applicants to...

Nov 11th

Today, I'm going to remember Rel Ravago

I went to high school with Rel. He was on the cheer team with me. Amazing martial arts skills also...

Nov 11th

GPOYW - old photo extravaganza

Nov 11th

Medical marijuana gets a boost from major...

Nov 11th

hey guys - it's my turn to not know how...

melissamayhem at gmail

Nov 11th

Matthew Weiner Talks Mad Men Finale. An...

Nov 11th

liezlwashere: $6 tickets and $1 popcorn at all Laemmle...

Nov 11th

rkb: fetish4: coquilla: salmagundipics: via...

Nov 11th

well.... shit

it seems that I may not be able to transfer for another year (and a half depending on whether...

Nov 11th

(via tothemaxxx) yeah!

Nov 11th

getting my life done n stuff

sooooo, here i go on my path to transferring.  i’ve got till the 30th to apply to Cal States...

Nov 10th

I’m beyond stoked that my parents can barely use the...

Nov 10th

12/11

I always have these lofty ideas of what to do for the birthday.  Then reality strikes - people have...

Nov 10th

Me saying “Is anyone getting this on camera?”

Nov 9th

I’ve been waiting to receive this picture FOR MONTHS. ...

Nov 9th

“This life has been a test. If this had been an actual life,...”
— Angela, My So-Called Life

Nov 9th

The Morning After: Waking Up Next to...

Nov 9th

hey guys, can i borrow $20?

no? ok.

Nov 9th

(via thebodega)

Nov 9th

Write Your Representative - Contact your...

Nov 9th

unpoco:debauchette:perlamoda: Veronique A Maid, from the...

Nov 9th

Tonight is a historic night:

imemilya: #healthcare AND #rihannasforehead are BOTH trending topics on Twitter. Where were you...

Nov 8th

Weird Al was at the Pixies last...

…we’re standing behind some dude with crazy long curly hair and I said something like,...

Nov 8th

tequila always SEEMS like a good...

Nov 8th

Yeah, so...

the Pixies were AWESOME. Then we watched my absolute favorite episode of Mr. Show @ my...

Nov 7th

Where is my Mind?

Nov 7th

I Bleed!

Nov 7th

Going to the Pixies tonight?!? Come say hi! My breath will...

Nov 7th

‘Sesame Street’ Does ‘Mad Men’

Nov 7th

thehoulywoodreporter: Because of your white hair, people...

Nov 7th

pretty sure this is Halloween 05. jeezus.

Nov 7th

thank GOD for gmail. i’ve found the motherload of old...

Nov 7th

This dude reminded me that I still have to check out the...

Nov 6th

nathanieljames: Are you guys ready to let the dogs out?

Nov 6th

bobloblawslawblog: shocker gloves? xmas gifts = FOUND

Nov 6th

just found out that my friend, V, who is taking me to the PIXIES SHOW tomorrow works on TOOL...

Nov 6th

GreaseFreak: images of Chicago-style food

Nov 6th

7-Eleven WINE Coming Soon

Nov 6th

mixed feelings

my brother just got his first girlfriend.  i’m excited and super scared for him all at once. ...

Nov 5th

Another food truck in LA that I MUST try...

Nov 5th

TRYING to remember.....this is only a...

concerts of the past - band/venue - in no particular order…. yeah yeah yeahs - hollywood...

Nov 5th

me too!

Nov 5th

Pie Porn- the finished product

Nov 5th

I just found out they're building a...

6od: mikeypizzle: my stomach had a mini orgasm…. WHAT!? Finally… I can talk about Sonic and...

Nov 5th

Gpopw (gratuitous pic of PIE wednesday)- feeling domestic I...

Nov 5th

look who graduated from boones, up to...

(via ozaidentity)

Nov 4th

lauraenoughalready: [ALL] about it

Nov 4th

Tom Selleck - Guttenberg, Danson And Selleck...

Nov 4th

i think my brother hooked up with a girl for the first time this weekend. yay for him!

Nov 4th

Go ahead… hire me… I dare you… My...

Nov 4th

my friend invited me to the PIXIES on...

YYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS. don’t be too jealz.

Nov 3rd

stonerparty:abbyjean:boing

Nov 3rd

dangerghost: Now that Halloween has passed, it’s time to...

Nov 3rd

blackberryjewsqueeze: Remember this? Remember when A. Rod...

Nov 3rd

List of Beers with Less Alcohol By...

consumermachine: Amstel Light Anchor Steam Boddington’s Bud Light Coors Light Corona Dos...

Nov 3rd

Watch

nowwhat: Go Ninja Go by Vanilla Ice tubular….

Nov 3rd

all of us broads with stick shifts...

…and terrorize the city.

Nov 3rd

ladies who drive stick

me yumwatch buildingaladder 6od who else?

Nov 3rd

6od: I said that. Click above to watch the films from the...

Nov 3rd

i'm also participating in NovemBEARD.

….however…i dunno if you’d wanna see those pix though.

Nov 2nd

uh, what? …found in a FB halloween album..

Nov 2nd

winstonwolfe: Probably hot dog flavored in honor of A-rod,...

Nov 2nd

SHIT YEAH

INTERVIEW TOMORROW. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssss. This would be perfect!!!!!!! same...

Nov 2nd

lauraenoughalready MONDAY.

Nov 2nd

CAN’T WAIT FOR THE FOOTNOTES FOR TONITE’S MAD MEN. And I fucking love that song they...

Nov 2nd

“Take a pill and lie down.”
— Don Draper

Nov 2nd

wrong

because i am constantly naked alone in my room on the computer ….i’m pretty sure...

Nov 2nd

ladymisskate: Go Phillies.

Nov 2nd

My only Halloween pix are the ones I took in the mirror...

Nov 2nd

nostalgia for a time i only slightly...

when i lived on my own for the first time…….Vermont and Beverly…..6 years...

Nov 2nd

My friend gave me a bunch of Bettie Page awesomeness. Happy...

Nov 1st