December 2009
whine whine whine boo hoo
the most enlightening part of my day just occurred in the last 30 mins.
the girl who is going to be fired (and she is aware of this because the manager opened the email about her termination in front of her) is giving me all the inside details of this place.
Turns out, the general manager didn’t even want the spa manager to hire me!
It’s great to feel unwanted.
November 2009
“I ain’t seen her booty do no type of applause…”
– Ray J, upon finding out a girl can booty clap
red wine + pretending i’m gonna get around to doing homework + gray sweats + comedy central movies with all the cuss words taken out + complete & total mind numbing boredom (sans weed, obvz) = my hot saturday nite.
DON’T HATE…
i am participating in "Buy Nothing Day."
see also: most days of my life.
& my parents went waterskiing with De Niro while working on The Godfather??!?
I don’t know my family at all.
You learn something new...
… So today I learned that my dad worked w/ Orson Welles a million years ago.
pot heads to avoid
bringtheruckuss:
wookies: wookies are those super earthy smelly fucks that always have acid on them and more than likely have at least one disgusting dread. the only thing they spend money on are (insert jam band name) tickets, traveling between all of their shows, and drugs. they will always be hula hooping at concerts. also, everything they say is fucking retarded.
the heady intellectual:...
i just got an 89.3% on my midterm.
damn you, that ONE answer that I KNEW was wrong!
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i’ve gotten an A on 5 out of 7 quizzes thus far, so I think I’ll do fine.
everybody's doing it!
Tumblr Name: melissamayhem
Age: 26
Location: Glendale - Los Angeles
Current school/job: taking my sweet ole time @ school (*cough* community college *cough*) / spa receptionist + sloth
Sexual orientation: all about the cock
Status: Single, and I’m fine with that.
Random fact about yourself: i’m totally phobic of pregnant stomachs. i don’t care if you’re glowing,...
i don't care at all about The Three Stooges, but... →
…Saturday @ the Alex Theatre
my pop’s is part of the Alex Film Society.
no more work related posts ever after this.... i...
so this girl i worked with for a second is being fired.
i’m not the reason she’s being fired, but apparently she felt threatened by my being hired and, like a fuckwit, wrote bad things on her facebook page (despite her being friends with the manager and a bunch of other work related people).
reason #1 i NEVER befriend coworkers.
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she brought this on herself, but i feel...
For years I thought that the Irish Curse was just...
(via hmwt)
it’s not???!?!!!
I just want to get tatted up already,.
piratekitten:
miividalokita:
& finally start applying for SG, :/
1. you don’t need tats to be a SG. 2. that’s a terrible reason to get tattooed.
i’m so sorry to the original poster, but i just LITERALLY rolled on the floor laughing at you.
repeating to myself
get the fuck over it.
it’s fixable.
a week in...
and i’m not sure i like my job. (yeah yeah, i know, who likes their job? stfu.)
it’s WAY more dramatic than i signed up for and i am NOT making nearly enough for it to be worth it.
i look like a total dyke.
my haircut is REALLY short on the sides.
(THIS POST NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND MY LEZZIE FRIENDS.)
i'm the asshole who complains about free stuff.
….i dunno if my roots got white blond enough.
still a little yellowish for my liking.
might have to redo.
GAWD I’M PICKY.
@ sushi w/ the fam tonite
and we were on the topic of my brother’s little girlfriend. (my brother just got home for thxgvng).
we pulled up a pic of them on his iphone, and my mom said something about him looking sleepy.
brother: That’s cuz we just woke up.
mom: woke up from what? WHAT??!?!
me: mom, i’m sure they were just waking up from a nap or something.
brother: no. we just woke up.
me: DUDE. ...
break a leg, kelly osbourne...
seriously, break a fucking leg. and stop trying to steal my hair.
Google Wave
so I have it and all, but i have yet to actually engage anyone in a real conversation.
soy un perdedor.
my obvious desperation is not enticing you to chat w/ me?
……i can’t imagine why.
;)
Pu$$y-Cow →
you should follow these assholes.
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Paula Deen hit in the face with a frozen ham... →
gentleman:
Yep, the Southern celeb-chef gets whacked with a ham. And we get to watch the video thanks to CBS Atlanta News (since apparently it’s been yanked from YouTube).
Note: Also known as a “run-by porking.”
paula deen slapped with a ham? I’VE BEEN SLAPPED WITH A PIECE OF CHEESE BEFORE…the ex-boyf also knew I’m totally phobic of touching cheese. i think i may have...
