November 2009
Lucky me!
I have 2 flat tires for Halloween… AND my cat is throwing up.
downer of the day
i think i might not be getting the unemployment I’ve been expecting.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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anyway….now to have a wonderful *cheap* halloween.
October 2009
The McNuggetini is on PerezHilton!
Congrats Georgia and Alie!
……..now you know you’ve REALLY made it.
and the photo credit is totally wrong.
also good to know
iphone spell check will change “Banh Mi” sammich to BANG ME SAMMICH.
nom nom truck ftw.
no, i will not join your cult, thanx
UGH.
There is a woman who is a client at the spa I was recently employed at. Through random convo, I come to find out that she knows my parents and LA is a small little clusterfuck of a world.
she started inviting me to medititation meetings. Whatever.
then she started bringing little books for me. ok…..it’s just Buddhist stuff. if this was L.Ron Sci stuff, I would have said...
ohserena:
I know I should be happy that I’ve lost weight but I have to admit I was sad when I noticed I couldn’t booty clap anymore.
i’m seriously sad to say that this will never be my problem.
my greatest goal in life is to be your mobile...
Erik Estrada is singlehandedly taking down... →
Pedobear, be careful!
one of the things i learned @ the film fest
Little people don’t want to be called “little people.”
LPs, please.
(please note…this was not learned by talking to a little person.)
randomhector:
Tip: If you’re in a strip club, probably for the buffet, and a stripper says “Lap dance?,” she probably isn’t asking you to dance for her.
I dont think yall understand that a GPOYW requires...
lauraenoughalready:
and im just not making that sort of progress today.
i, too, somehow NEGLECTED TO STICK MY FACE IN FRONT OF THE REBLOG THIS FILM FEST CAMERA.
reposting my cheezburger extravaganza spots
…..cuz I could not remember them when I was trying to tell someone about it.
- in n out
- umami burger
- the counter
- apple pan
- tommy’s
- oinkster
- father’s office
- pie n’ burger
- the hat
- 25 degrees
- hungry cat
- fatburger
- rick’s drive in
- chezz burger
- wolf burger
- 8 oz. burger bar
- the habit
- astro burger
- rally’s
-the fix
i had an awesome time last night @ the film fest.
i met everyone i wanted to and more.
i drank lotsa wine without paying a million dollars.
my huge head was right in front of the screen.
good times all around. thank you everyone.
brad pitt got a lower back tattoo.
hmm.
the big question is
what should i wear tonight?
Best Mad Men episode in a long time.
i'm drowning in assholes.
synecdoche:
- igby goes down.
kinda thinking of donating plasma.
it’s not quite a donation though when you are compensated.
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i’m not crazy hard up for cash or anything…kinda. but my friend did this awhile back and had a pleasant experience, and just so happened to be paid for it.
i’m not weirded out about giving blood.
it’s been more than 2 years since any tattoos or piercings.
...
“Women are made to be loved, not understood”
– Oscar Wilde
(via caetiecakes)
Good to know
The censored for tv version of one of Samuel L. Jackson’s most famous lines is… “I’m tired of these monkey fightin’ snakes on this monkey fightin’ plane.”
well F me in the A
i’m retarded. obvs this week was get-shit-that-i-should-have-done-a-long-time-ago-done week.
today i went over my transcripts and such to figure out just how many more units I need to transfer to a UC/CSU, etc.
FOR FUCKS SAKE, I COULD HAVE BEEN AT USC LAST SEMESTER (my choice school since forever) - assuming they would take me (which they won’t).
And I pretty much have like 2...
lj-cut? →
synecdoche:
(via jeninla)
hahaha i am so glad i’m not the only one who immediately thought of lj-cut.
Hulu to start charging in 2010 →
le sigh.
stuff i plan (*hope*) to do this weekend
-finally eat @ umami burger. CHEEZBURGER EXTRAGANZA ‘09 CONTINUES!
-finally see Paranormal Activity. I need some scary movies in my October.
-carve pumpkins and/or visit a pumpkin patch (like a real one, not some YMCA parking lot)
-hike in the hills of burbank
-toast pumpkin seeds
-make a master to-do list for my liiiiiiiiiiiffffe. (Get contacts or glasses, get health insurance,...
i think i may have made the most important phone...
go me.
it’s about fucking time.
(intentionally vague)
fred durst loves:
synecdoche:
long takes
nookie
the great gatsby