melissa / mayhem

keithcarsonisronaldstanton:e-money:fatpita.net sounds...

Nov 1st

Who IS this Cyndi Lauper, and why is she so UNUSUAL??!?!!?

Nov 1st

Lucky me!

I have 2 flat tires for Halloween… AND my cat is throwing up.

Nov 1st

Girlz just wanna have fun?

Nov 1st

downer of the day

i think i might not be getting the unemployment I’ve been expecting. ...

Nov 1st

The McNuggetini is on PerezHilton!

Congrats Georgia and Alie! ……..now you know you’ve REALLY made it. and the...

Oct 31st

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fuckyeahlost:Season Six teaser promo- Hugo Reyes for Mr. Clucks Chicken

Oct 31st

also good to know

iphone spell check will change “Banh Mi” sammich to BANG ME SAMMICH. nom nom truck...

Oct 31st

no, i will not join your cult, thanx

UGH. There is a woman who is a client at the spa I was recently employed at.  Through random convo,...

Oct 31st

ohserena: I know I should be happy that I’ve lost weight but I have to admit I was sad when I...

Oct 31st

awesome and random….on Nov. 14th, one of my pave...

Oct 31st

my greatest goal in life is to be your...

Oct 30th

yay Halloween plans.

Oct 30th

rillawafers:gregrutter:The B-Team …..odd that i...

Oct 30th

Erik Estrada is singlehandedly taking down...

Oct 29th

one of the things i learned @ the film...

Little people don’t want to be called “little people.” LPs, please. (please...

Oct 29th

rillawafers: I’m with you guy.

Oct 29th

randomhector: Tip: If you’re in a strip club, probably for the buffet, and a stripper says “Lap...

Oct 29th

funtime: Lost & Found: Your Teeth at the Bus Stop ...

Oct 28th

I dont think yall understand that a...

lauraenoughalready: and im just not making that sort of progress today. i, too, somehow...

Oct 28th

(via bringtheruckuss)

Oct 28th

reposting my cheezburger extravaganza...

…..cuz I could not remember them when I was trying to tell someone about it. - in n out -...

Oct 28th

alanfm78: David Karp at Reblog This Film Festival. that...

Oct 27th

bobloblawslawblog: NBA Cares

Oct 27th

i had an awesome time last night @ the...

i met everyone i wanted to and more. i drank lotsa wine without paying a million dollars. my huge...

Oct 27th

brad pitt got a lower back tattoo.

hmm.

Oct 26th

piratekitten: bravo marc.

Oct 26th

the big question is

what should i wear tonight?

Oct 26th

lauraenoughalready: you know what day it is

Oct 26th

Best Mad Men episode in a long time.

Oct 26th

i'm drowning in assholes.

synecdoche: - igby goes down.

Oct 26th

2 miles w/ B

Oct 26th

kinda thinking of donating plasma. it’s not quite a donation though when you are...

Oct 25th

“Women are made to be loved, not understood”
— Oscar Wilde (via caetiecakes)

Oct 25th

Good to know

The censored for tv version of one of Samuel L. Jackson’s most famous lines is…...

Oct 25th

well F me in the A

i’m retarded.  obvs this week was get-shit-that-i-should-have-done-a-long-time-ago-done week. ...

Oct 25th

(via synecdoche)

Oct 24th

Paranormal Activity did not scare me one bit, dammit

Oct 24th

SoCal Burger+ Thick cut fries w/ fennel ketchup+ red wine...

Oct 24th

Smile Friday - no, look this way! edition

Oct 24th

natashavc: WHO IS COMING WITH ME???? oh my god.  i just...

Oct 23rd

(via planettampon)

Oct 23rd

atencio: Yes, this is real. You’ll see it only at the Film...

Oct 23rd

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ohserena: 20 Fingers feat. Gillette - Short dick man (live in Brazil @ Xuxa Hits 1995) (via...

Oct 23rd

lj-cut?

Oct 23rd

Hulu to start charging in 2010

Oct 23rd

(via planettampon) i thought cumomelette.com was pretty out...

Oct 23rd

stuff i plan (*hope*) to do this weekend

-finally eat @ umami burger.  CHEEZBURGER EXTRAGANZA ‘09 CONTINUES! -finally see Paranormal...

Oct 23rd

i think i may have made the most...

go me. it’s about fucking time. (intentionally vague)

Oct 22nd

fred durst loves:

synecdoche: long takes nookie the great gatsby

Oct 22nd

“BRO - What the FUCK is Farmville?”
— old friend from HS.  Much...

Oct 22nd

(via ladymisskate)

Oct 22nd

regretsy: the blog about bad etsy stuff.

Oct 22nd

You Shut Your Mouth

junkihate: I hate pushy broads.

Oct 22nd

gpoyw- i sit in this same spot a lot edition Plans for...

Oct 22nd

Target Will Pay Shoppers To Bring Their Own...

Oct 21st

(via bringtheruckuss) where was this on Monocle Monday?

Oct 21st

thefallclassic: Bad news, Dodgers fans.  The city of San...

Oct 21st

i decided against taking the job in Thousand Oaks, BUT the manager there called to let me know that...

Oct 21st

Ethier always comes through. All while looking damn sexy too…

Oct 20th

whoa.

Oct 20th

(via tumbledore) i would love to see this as a show.

Oct 20th

notthatkindagay: The Public Option Comes Knocking

Oct 19th

I pull my own hair.

Oct 19th

do gay men get naked lady tattoos too?

….no really….serious question.  I just saw a pic of a gay man who had multiple vintage-y...

Oct 18th

regret....stupid regret

(This post is more for me than anyone else.  I just need to document this feeling so I can avoid it...

Oct 18th

rillawafers: Dead man slumped on balcony mistaken for...

Oct 17th

georgiaisyourfriend: kateoplis: ...

Oct 17th

smile friday- watching the dodgers game (naked) and probz...

Oct 17th

waaaaaaaaaaay TMI....excuse me.

so….i was just having a private moment with myself and i was previewing an adult film clip n...

Oct 16th

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imemilya: thedailywhat: Balloon Boy: Falcon on CNN’s Larry King Live appears to admit the...

Oct 16th

The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered

Oct 16th

a friend on facebook messaged me to say someone is using a...

Oct 16th

cartoonpenis: When I tell my kids about this story, I’ll...

Oct 16th

Sitting in my car @ Brand Park while some creepy old...

Oct 15th

My elbows are irritated.

Oct 15th

With all the technological advances we...

Oct 15th

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……oh stewie.

Oct 15th

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and i think it’s gonna be a long long time.

Oct 14th

rillawafers: NEVER FORGET! it could only get more...

Oct 14th

dirtypreston: Cha Cha Tomorrow Night could be funtimes, my...

Oct 14th

puddles

i don’t really wanna do anything today. i don’t know if this is depression stemming...

Oct 13th

what should i wear to an interview at...

…i only have black clothes. i don’t own anything quirky or hip… seriously help.

Oct 13th

robhuebel: Do you dream about me?

Oct 13th

dirtypreston: Donal Logue totally got ripped off by Rainn...

Oct 13th

Hey look! A gratuitous picture of myself! On a Monday! With...

Oct 13th

I hadn’t put makeup on for almost a week til tonight.

Oct 12th

i may have mentioned this before but I’d like to do a...

Oct 12th

homoshame: “I’m sure you’d never guess, but Minnie Mouse is...

Oct 11th

dirtypreston: danminguez: I would have picked a different...

Oct 11th

keithcarsonisronaldstanton: i have a crush on richard...

Oct 11th

w00t! best new blog award goes to...

Oct 8th

lovelesswrists:pie0:unimpressive: o m g

Oct 8th

i enjoy making lists

so now a list of my tv must see schedule… *sunday: Mad Men *monday: Intervention Gossip...

Oct 8th

gpoyw- making some chowda’ smirk

Oct 8th

So bored that I decided going to the Americana is a better option than staying home. Nooooooo

Oct 8th

maybe i'll...

-learn to knit -take up watercolor painting -bake something pumpkin-y -pull my hair out with...

Oct 7th

“What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?”
— Chuck Bass (via...

Oct 7th

Conspiracy

There was some random dude sitting next to me once….can’t remember where or why…...

Oct 7th

benbraun: sweet! i’m there!!

Oct 6th

Unemployed Monocle Monday!

Oct 6th

now that i've got some time....

…i’m gonna go pay off my overdue fees at the library and get some books. any...

Oct 5th

Interesting take on last night's Mad Men...

rkb: Spoilers. Patrick Radden Keefe at Slate: The catch is, it’s not just the victory that’s got...

Oct 5th

Not gonna go into it too much, but...

I am unemployed now. I’m pretty much feeling ok about it. Accomplishments so far...

Oct 4th

There’s not enough mojo potatoes in my life.

Oct 4th

Oct 4th

Let go

There is no beauty in this breakdown.

Oct 3rd

Ha

Law & Order plot tonight is loosely based on the Hipster Grifter….

Oct 3rd

Surprise surprise

It’s me in a room with 10 stoner dudes. File under: every waiting room having to do with...

Oct 3rd

Jeezus

I AM SURROUNDED BY THE WORLDS BIGGEST LOSERS. Fuck. I am always astounded by the difference...

Oct 3rd

Renewing the med card. Wait time probz an hour. Sooooo hungry

Oct 3rd

More like Earl GAY Tea, AMIRITE???

(via notthatkindagay)

Oct 2nd