November 2009
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
Lucky me!
I have 2 flat tires for Halloween… AND my cat is throwing up.
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
downer of the day
i think i might not be getting the unemployment I’ve been expecting. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU —- anyway….now to have a wonderful *cheap* halloween.
Nov 1st
October 2009
The McNuggetini is on PerezHilton!
Congrats Georgia and Alie! ……..now you know you’ve REALLY made it. and the photo credit is totally wrong.
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
also good to know
iphone spell check will change “Banh Mi” sammich to BANG ME SAMMICH. nom nom truck ftw.
Oct 31st
no, i will not join your cult, thanx
UGH. There is a woman who is a client at the spa I was recently employed at.  Through random convo, I come to find out that she knows my parents and LA is a small little clusterfuck of a world. she started inviting me to medititation meetings.  Whatever. then she started bringing little books for me.  ok…..it’s just Buddhist stuff.  if this was L.Ron Sci stuff, I would have said...
Oct 31st
ohserena: I know I should be happy that I’ve lost weight but I have to admit I was sad when I noticed I couldn’t booty clap anymore. i’m seriously sad to say that this will never be my problem.
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
my greatest goal in life is to be your mobile...
Oct 30th
Oct 30th
Oct 30th
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Erik Estrada is singlehandedly taking down... →
Pedobear, be careful!
Oct 29th
one of the things i learned @ the film fest
Little people don’t want to be called “little people.” LPs, please. (please note…this was not learned by talking to a little person.)
Oct 29th
Oct 29th
randomhector: Tip: If you’re in a strip club, probably for the buffet, and a stripper says “Lap dance?,” she probably isn’t asking you to dance for her.
Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
I dont think yall understand that a GPOYW requires...
lauraenoughalready: and im just not making that sort of progress today. i, too, somehow NEGLECTED TO STICK MY FACE IN FRONT OF THE REBLOG THIS FILM FEST CAMERA.
Oct 28th
Oct 28th
reposting my cheezburger extravaganza spots
…..cuz I could not remember them when I was trying to tell someone about it. - in n out - umami burger - the counter - apple pan - tommy’s - oinkster - father’s office - pie n’ burger - the hat - 25 degrees - hungry cat - fatburger - rick’s drive in - chezz burger - wolf burger - 8 oz. burger bar - the habit - astro burger - rally’s -the fix
Oct 28th
Oct 27th
Oct 27th
i had an awesome time last night @ the film fest.
i met everyone i wanted to and more. i drank lotsa wine without paying a million dollars. my huge head was right in front of the screen. good times all around.  thank you everyone.
Oct 27th
brad pitt got a lower back tattoo.
hmm.
Oct 26th
Oct 26th
the big question is
what should i wear tonight?
Oct 26th
Oct 26th
Best Mad Men episode in a long time.
Oct 26th
i'm drowning in assholes.
synecdoche: - igby goes down.
Oct 26th
Oct 26th
kinda thinking of donating plasma. it’s not quite a donation though when you are compensated. —- i’m not crazy hard up for cash or anything…kinda.  but my friend did this awhile back and had a pleasant experience, and just so happened to be paid for it. i’m not weirded out about giving blood. it’s been more than 2 years since any tattoos or piercings. ...
Oct 25th
“Women are made to be loved, not understood”
– Oscar Wilde (via caetiecakes)
Oct 25th
Good to know
The censored for tv version of one of Samuel L. Jackson’s most famous lines is… “I’m tired of these monkey fightin’ snakes on this monkey fightin’ plane.”
Oct 25th
well F me in the A
i’m retarded.  obvs this week was get-shit-that-i-should-have-done-a-long-time-ago-done week. today i went over my transcripts and such to figure out just how many more units I need to transfer to a UC/CSU, etc. FOR FUCKS SAKE, I COULD HAVE BEEN AT USC LAST SEMESTER (my choice school since forever) - assuming they would take me (which they won’t). And I pretty much have like 2...
Oct 25th
Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
lj-cut? →
synecdoche: (via jeninla) hahaha i am so glad i’m not the only one who immediately thought of lj-cut.
Oct 23rd
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Hulu to start charging in 2010  →
le sigh.
Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
stuff i plan (*hope*) to do this weekend
-finally eat @ umami burger.  CHEEZBURGER EXTRAGANZA ‘09 CONTINUES! -finally see Paranormal Activity.  I need some scary movies in my October. -carve pumpkins and/or visit a pumpkin patch (like a real one, not some YMCA parking lot) -hike in the hills of burbank -toast pumpkin seeds -make a master to-do list for my liiiiiiiiiiiffffe.  (Get contacts or glasses, get health insurance,...
Oct 23rd
i think i may have made the most important phone...
go me. it’s about fucking time. (intentionally vague)
Oct 22nd
fred durst loves:
synecdoche: long takes nookie the great gatsby
Oct 22nd
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