melissa / mayhem

barelysarcasm: (via cartoonpenis) EPIC INTERNET WIN* *we...

Feb 1st

recap

thursday night - the un-date.  i’m totally cringing still about how much red wine i drank in...

Feb 1st

1.31.09

qod: What decade do you wish you lived in? late 60s - early 70s HIPPIES, man.  I am deifnitely...

Feb 1st

Smile Friday - there’s a good reason for all those...

Jan 31st

jenwarren: exoticquixotic: (via tarabritni)

Jan 30th

1.30.09

qod: If you had to describe your style in one word, what would it be? lacking…

Jan 30th

ugh

might have come on too strong…

Jan 30th

rand0mflora: saintnate: You and me both, Paul. I wanna...

Jan 30th

watching this old episode of CSI-NY

……that has the Su*CIDEG*RLS on it…..(featuring Amina, a friend from another life...

Jan 30th

mikeypizzle: SNPD Short Shorts Edition I’m sorry you guys...

Jan 30th

(via ozaidentity) it’s a good thing i have a bunch of...

Jan 30th

1.29.09

qod: Remember that New Years Resolution? What was it? Have you followed thru on it? be more...

Jan 29th

for another NON-date tonight...

i really get off on planning things out, looking up reviews on yelp, and generally being a control...

Jan 29th

so the baby charlie is totally CHARLIE Drive Shaft Charlie is one of my theories.

Jan 29th

“Sir, that is not a federally-issued ID.”
— Bouncer at a club in SOMA,...

Jan 29th

rand0mflora: *SPEW SPEW SPEW* via afrojacks BRILLIANT.

Jan 29th

“This is not authorized by us. The Simpsons’ does not, and...”
— Quote of the Day: Simpson’s...

Jan 29th

1.28.09

qod: Dear Tumblr, Do you have pets? What are they’re names? My cat, Blanket IS the...

Jan 28th

cartoonpenis: GPOYW - Me with some of the CP gang (Chick...

Jan 28th

ragetoons: (via yoitsamanda) Hahahahahaha yet...

Jan 28th

so i missed

saintnate: melissamayhem: …some cockshots and drama today?  hmmn. …napstr unfollowed me.  now i...

Jan 28th

so i missed

…some cockshots and drama today?  hmmn. …napstr unfollowed me.  now i feel...

Jan 28th

cookiepuss: I might not care if I look like this at my...

Jan 28th

babybitch: i am so sexually frustrated. sounds about...

Jan 27th

napstr.

saintnate: You’re creeping a lot of us out. CREEPER STOP CREEPING. w0rd.

Jan 27th

(via pedobear)

Jan 27th

dear grasshopper cupcake from crumbs, i wish i had saved...

Jan 27th

the year of the ox... happy chinese new...

Jan 26th

a bloody mary would have been great this morning.

Jan 26th

dude

the roller derby was way awesome. apparently it was the 2 best teams in the league.  they...

Jan 26th

keithcarsonisronaldstanton: sade: Welp guys, since it’s...

Jan 25th

meat week is real

Jan 24th

Attention World

asleeponthesubway: You don’t have to be from New York to participate. As long as you have public...

Jan 24th

a rastafarian mom on wife swap?

watching it. real life ras trent husband… pretty sure they’re both high too.

Jan 24th

i wish i had this movie to watch right. now.

Jan 24th

“My grandparents didn’t take any pills, and they were fine....”
— Bijou Phillips, Scientologist,...

Jan 24th

Anybody a fan of Skyline Chili?

joshawesome: blocksonblox: Because I swear, that restaurant is trying to make everyone constipated...

Jan 24th

alec baldwin

keithcarsonisronaldstanton: he’s kind of hot to me, in an old man way. brass balls. or schweddy...

Jan 24th

asleeponthesubway luvs it.

Jan 24th

bringtheruckuss: this is Unknown Hinson. He is a...

Jan 24th

brentkiser: (via rosiee)

Jan 23rd

catching up with the exes

i was just thinking, where are they now?  i’m not really a let’s-stay-friends-forever...

Jan 23rd

w00t

i am going to the roller derby on saturday. an un-date.

Jan 23rd

saintnate: Melissa, you’re pretty awesome, and I hope...

Jan 23rd

i’m already sick of alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the obama posts/news/photos/progress...

Jan 22nd

asleep on the subway = new fave blog

Jan 22nd

Recipe: Bloody Mary with Sriracha and...

baconbaconbacon: 1 pint glass 2 rashers bacon 1 cup salt 2 cups ice 3 oz vodka 4 oz tomato...

Jan 22nd

christinahaberkern: jonahray: If you couldn’t remember...

Jan 22nd

i kind of can’t wait to see hurley with libby at some point.

Jan 22nd

LOST nickname generator

Jan 22nd

bludgeoned with a dildo during a break in....

Jan 22nd

GOOYW - tete-a-tete edition this time, the photo is only 10...

Jan 22nd

on page 86 of posts i needed to catch up with since yesterday…and i’m still not done. ...

Jan 22nd

Any LA folks wanna see a bunch of chicks in short shorts and...

Jan 22nd

rand0mflora: I hate it when this happens. via Criggo

Jan 22nd

1.20.09

qod: Happy Obama y’all! In honor of the man, what would your Secret Service code name be? Horse...

Jan 21st

ffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

so started out a good day. only 5 people, myself included, showed up for class today.  i secretly...

Jan 21st

withoutmelissa: Go sweet city, Go! Bush Street Renamed...

Jan 20th

just think, when your mom was your age...

(via bringtheruckuss) i wish my mom actually did. then she might understand me better.

Jan 20th

“witch hunts are my valium, serena”
— blair waldorf

Jan 20th

eff yeah

glass of pinot + new gossip girl + garlic pasta + fuzzy pink slippers = awesome i like to drink...

Jan 20th

True Story

tesslynch: I stayed up until 5 AM reading about Dianetics on Wikipedia and eating tacos.  If I had...

Jan 20th

barelysarcasm: missdreass:(via lacoliflor) intocavel:...

Jan 20th

allow: indieandyy: April just watched One Guy, One Jar. ...

Jan 20th

1.19.09

qod: What is your favorite feature of yourself? (ie, eyes, smile, sense of humor, the like.) i...

Jan 20th

sooooo.....you're invited....

i decided to throw a super bowl potluck. if you’re in the LA area…i’m in...

Jan 19th

i installed AIM…..and i can’t remember my old screen name(s). every single name i tried...

Jan 19th

tesslynch: HEY LADIES AND GAY DUDES: Bret or Jemaine? Jermaine. It’s his lips.

Jan 19th

tmblg: Say it with Goatse trying to explain goatse to...

Jan 19th

what is everyones twitter

johncody: JohnCody http://twitter.com/melissa_mayhem

Jan 19th

hello pinot noir*. nice to see you. *surprise surprise - not recommended with hot cheetos

Jan 19th

piratekitten: points if you know what we’re watching. i...

Jan 19th

hey guys, i'm not sure if you've heard...

(via bringtheruckuss) mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Jan 19th

1.18.09

qod: What will you name your children? The girl will get a boy name. The boy… something one...

Jan 19th

ssssunday

after being all sad trippy about my friends not calling for the past 2 days, a wonderful sunday was...

Jan 19th

umm

i still have no crush icon thingie. and i definitely have crushes.

Jan 18th

i'm avoiding the thought.

saintnate: I turned 25 yesterday. And, I’m realizing things. Still, I’m trying to keep my focus...

Jan 18th

Watch

20something: the greatest scene in the history of television acting. she makes mother theresa...

Jan 18th

1.17.09

qod: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? ok, so i’d be 31. i actually can’t wait...

Jan 18th

Nirvana bassist Krist Novoselic on...

tmblg: More recently, while walking through a one-stop shopping center, I encountered the Rock...

Jan 17th

decided

cat names for any future pets : chairman meow fidel cat-stro

Jan 17th

gluttonyisabliss: (via StrawMan3125) Shrimp Scampi just...

Jan 17th

arandomthought: I’d like you all to know of the best...

Jan 17th

things i definitely wanna do in the near...

- medieval times (uhhhh…….it’s buy one get one free till the end of the month with...

Jan 17th

Watch

fighterofthenightman: diddley wooooaaah this is still my fave snl short

Jan 17th

ragetoons: realrealsoft: by: realrealsoft and quainter! ...

Jan 17th

1.16.09

qod: What do you get on your pizza? roasted garlic  (i miss pizza orgasmica in SF…best garlic...

Jan 17th

have the happiest of days saintnate

Jan 17th

name change

beep

Jan 17th

eff you, sinus headache...

now i’m overcaffeinated from coffee crazy lady meds excedrin with phenylephrine

Jan 17th

Smile Friday - the day i noticed my vibrator has a smiley...

Jan 16th

going for it

i’d like to start volunteering for some sort of battered womens’ organization. i did a...

Jan 16th

the double jointed / pop-their-shoulders-out-of-socket guys on america’s best dance crew are...

Jan 16th

not having a car has officially ruined my entire LA social life.

Jan 16th

do not click if feet freak you out, and don't...

Jan 16th

High, how are you?

saintnate: (via johncody) I only stopped using a month ago, so excuse me if I read this as How...

Jan 16th

1.15.09

qod: We got a late one! Whats your middle name? melissa, actually.

Jan 16th

those of you without day jobs or...

saintnate: Does anyone want to go to Disneyland on Monday? It’s going to be my birthday (the one...

Jan 16th

for SNPD…….although i’m a bit more than...

Jan 16th

(via ragetoons) Yeah, my mom made me give her my cam when...

Jan 16th

truth

i’m glad i don’t have to deal with his flatulence anymore.

Jan 15th

GPOYW - First Grade edition That’s me in the 2nd row...

Jan 15th

dude

another person i know is having a baby. *head explodes*

Jan 15th

lorenrochelle: For you, you know who you are. Don’t those...

Jan 13th

Why I Would Vote No On Pot - TIME

Jan 13th

maririvera: FREE Pinkberry! Confession: I have not tried...

Jan 13th

Whopper Facebook App HACKED! Get your free...

Jan 13th

double you tee eff

is tumblr being retarded for anyone else today? loading forever………no...

Jan 13th

stupid myspace

i feel like a fucking adolescent. i don’t know why i am hurt that ex boyf unfriended me on...

Jan 12th

artsystar: Animal Pharm by Patrick Moberg

Jan 12th

f yeah

rock of love bus….

Jan 12th

dane cook.  not funny.

Jan 12th

Jan 12th

“Sorry, I fucked your Tumblr crush.”
— Anonymous (via missmlady) uh...

Jan 12th

bread and porridge

Jan 12th

my friends = awesome

last night friend #1 drove me to the herbal dispensary in eagle rock to purchase some...

Jan 12th

1.11.09

qod: If your life was a movie, who would play you? never thought of this before. how about rose...

Jan 12th

about the tumblr meetup

piratekitten: saintnate: rand0mflora: drned: i dont think i have ever met a nicer group of...

Jan 11th

SUCCESS.

socalmeetups: If you were there last night, reblog or like this so I can have all of your Tumblr...

Jan 11th

kara: 20something: my god i tower over everyone in this...

Jan 11th

funtime: I love random news-of-the-weird stuff / police...

Jan 10th

dear LA tumblrs,

i was soooooooooo planning on being there tonight. but the boyf and i broke up this afternoon. ...

Jan 10th

molls: O.M.G. and not at the temple 420? sacrilege.

Jan 9th

10 Porn Stars Who Twitter

Jan 9th

326. Your best chance of being a...

(via rulesformyunbornson) ha! i’ve always planned to learn bass. now if i only got around...

Jan 9th

1.08.09

qod: What was your first tape/cd? I’m excited for some sweet answers y’all! tape?  oh god.  i...

Jan 9th

full disclosure

that is a picture from 2006. sigh…broken camera

Jan 8th

GPOYW - there’s hair in my eye edition

Jan 8th

1.07.09

qod: If you were the opposite sex, what would your name be? Hm. I asked my parents many years...

Jan 8th

gluttonyisabliss: (via Cryptia) Fettucelle con scampi...

Jan 8th

movies yet to see...which is pretty much...

*in theaters: the wrestler twilight (and i’m an uber-twilight nerd) slumdog millionaire ...

Jan 7th

Marijuana wisdom

kara: lickystickypicky: All schoolbooks were made from hemp or flax paper until the 1880s; Hemp...

Jan 7th

Ben & Jerry's renames their butter pecan...

Jan 7th

1.06.09

qod: Hey y’all! Heres todays! What is your single greatest accomplishment? Gawd.  Sadly, I...

Jan 7th

ohserena: via img125.exs.cx It’s true! love it.

Jan 6th

RSVP?

socalmeetups: So Alan thought it might be a good call to somehow make some sort of RSVP post so...

Jan 6th

what's under that bandana?

is it me or is the rock of love bus more desperately pathetic, slutty, cringeworthy, and awesome...

Jan 6th

1.05.09

qod: If you had a signature theme song that followed you wherever you went, what would it be? ...

Jan 5th

My game plan:

fighterofthenightman: for my parents confronting me about my weed. (they found 3 packs of papers,...

Jan 5th

waking up at 6am is weeeeeeeeeeaaaakkkk.

Jan 5th

'twas a nice sunday.

woke up. bagel, coffee, and LA times whilst listening to 40s/Big band on Sirius. went to gym for...

Jan 5th

1.04.09

qod: What would you pick as your last meal? A medium rare steak, garlic mashed potatoes AND...

Jan 5th

“I had one audition recently where they said they loved me...”
— Christina Hendricks (via...

Jan 5th

got any suggestions?

i need a new camera. it’s time. please please please let me know any suggestions for a...

Jan 4th

Holy F. My friend sent him a 3 foot card.  Just to make...

Jan 4th

question of the day tumblrrrrrrrrrr

Jan 4th

Just found this site.  then saw this article. free booze? ...

Jan 3rd

ohserena: via www.freakingnews.com

Jan 3rd

places to go, people to see.

Jan 3rd

a vibrator that remembers exactly how you...

Jan 2nd