January 2012
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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NY Times: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
NY Times: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
NY Times: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion? I don’t play poker on the Internet, either.
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Took some money out of an ATM for p0t. Left card at ATM. Story of my life.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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My camping experience has been limited to cabins.
ok, so there is a chance i may be CAMPING at Coachella after all. *turns up nose-i like showering :( * What are some total essentials that I should know to bring?
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Please Tumblr Bomb this poll asking whether or not... →
stfuconservatives: It’s already been pretty slaughtered but I’m always down for a good poll bomb. -Joe
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
Jan 11th
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so, pretty much, we're all gonna be listening to...
stoked for all headliners, obvs.  also day 1: Atari Teenage Riot The Rapture GIRLS Tim Armstrong MADNESS!!!!!!!! Mazzy Star Pulp day 2: Grouplove CHILDISH GAMBINO Buzzcocks SQUEEZE!!!  just listening to the the other day Manchester Orchestra Flying Lotus haven’t listened to Godspped You! Black Emperor, but I know they were at an FYF thing so….probz rad. Noel...
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
trying to register for classes. website is crashing. phone lines busy. i want to punch things. the universe is lined up to ensure i never receive a college education.
Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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1 tag
Jan 9th
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i'm still astounded that my Put A Bird on It photo...
i had seen that on the internetz months and months ago
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 6th
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Tonight, I’m gonna put a bird on it. #portlandia #yay
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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“I’m gonna make you the big breasted elf to my ethnic santa claus”
– my dude, right now
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
Juxtaposed
I’m on the metro. I do my makeup on the train to save time & amuse creeps who like to stare. I dropped my eye contour brush, picked it up, and said something like, “gotta wash that.” the homeless lady next to me laughed for a minute straight. As I look down, her feet are caked with filth in her flip flops & her hair is greasy, etc etc. Sometimes riding public transport...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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not resolutions, but a list. of stuff. for 2012.
dont bum cigs from boyf or anyone… not even during drunken social times take public transport as much as possible….like i currently have a choice. get a bike. use this crock pot that i now own.  a lot.  and somehow avoid having to do the dishes. use my iphone even more than ever. if it’s possible. finish reading game of thrones (book 1) before the goddamn HBO season starts...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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not sure what NYE will bring. i generally dislike this holiday and stayed in the last 2 years (aka single). i like: a) being warm b) sleeping c) not dealing with drunken dickbags.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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