May 2012
“It wouldn’t have been as gay.”
– Danzig Finally Breaks His Legendary Silence About The Way He Would’ve Played Wolverine Differently Than Hugh Jackman | Videogum (via stryker)
May 29th
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May 26th
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People are always like OH YOU CHANGED YOUR HAIR whenever I dye/bleach it. No bro, no change. Same old same old. Hair grows. That’s what happens. I don’t know why this annoys me so much. And….I so need to dye these fucking roots
May 26th
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May 25th
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Audio Cheeseburgers: TONIGHT - SPECIAL AUDIO... →
audiocheeseburgers: HOLY COW! I’ve been asked to fill on the turntables at the Good Luck Bar, 1514 Hillhurst Ave in Los Feliz, for a special DJ set tonight. Nothing fancy for the occasion, just some chill music and some frosty drinks, as usual. The playlist is packed with the standard AC tuneage: Classic…
May 25th
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Je pense qu’il ya eu un sacrifice animal dans mes sous-vêtements.
May 25th
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tumbLAngeles: 2 friends of ours were stabbed at... →
monsterbeard: urfrndsvnnh: Two friends of ours were out last night and were on their way home. On MONTANA and ECHO PARK they were approached by a man (possibly 2?) who is described as a gang member. He began yelling at them and calling them “faggots” and saying really awful homophobic… auto-reblog.  Savannah, I hope your friends are ok. 
May 24th
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May 24th
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uninteresting list of errands i need to do but...
really, this is not even worth reading. pick up crazy pills at walgreen’s + some other junk bus it to Costco to pick up my contacts.  they’ve been there for over a month. bus it to pasadena to sign my receipt for joining LA Fitness.  And take my silly ID photo. buy some smoke? do my nailz. shave my legs  (hence the need for pants) do the dishes.  neverending dishes. figure out...
May 24th
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trip to NY almost totally saved!
i think my dad is under the impression that i was selected from an elite bunch of applicants for this leadership forum in July. really, i just applied, but hey, i am always trying to get my face out there within the company.  when i applied, i didn’t have a particular unfortunate hit to my $$$ sitch, so i was sure i’d be able to cover the costs even if my work didn’t. womp...
May 24th
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Sooo, not going to NY. Company not covering after all
May 23rd
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May 19th
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My greatest strength is disappointing people.
I guess it’s one of the few things I do half assed.
May 18th
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May 17th
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“I’m married, but even if I weren’t, I would not have sex with Adam Driver’s...”
– Tess Lynch on Girls. (even though i’ve come to really like Girls, this is a very good “review” because a lot of it is infuriating, especially the male characters, most especially Adam Driver and his apparently bankrupt shirt drawer.)
May 17th
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May 16th
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hard weekend
….personally….like, on the inside and shit. —- you know how you KNOW pretty much what your worst quality is but never quite admit it or, god forbid, say it aloud.  or something you’ve had an underlying suspicion about but thought maybe it’s in your head? and then someone tells you exactly what you’ve already been thinking. and you…..break.  ...
May 14th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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Restrain. Refrain from being INSANE
So, Fred’s crazy pants ex (of 4+ years ago) just found out about me & has been harassing his friends. She’s harassing & threatening both of us, & fucking keyed his car. She fucked w the gas tank on our friends car. She has been known to show up at the apt., his work, etc.
May 11th
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May 11th
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Anonymous asked: So uh, anyone have experience dealing with restraining orders? (getting one, not receiving one, natch)

Fairly certain you can't get one for one orifice... if he keeps trying to do things to your butt just redirect.
May 11th
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So uh, anyone have experience dealing with restraining orders? (getting one, not receiving one, natch)
May 11th
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May 9th
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bore-dumb. idle hands. what to do, what to do.
May 9th
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May 8th
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“yesterday I saw a crow eating a pigeon. Probably for his stem cells.”—-stuff homeless guys say to me on the train.
May 8th
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LAPD Raids Medical Marijuana Dispensary - Eagle... →
AEC HAS BEEN MY FAVORITE PLACE FOR 4 YEARS NOW.  super bummed to know that the friendly, kind staff are now out of work. on the other hand, i have always wondered how the fuck this place stayed open as its less than a 600 feet radius from a school. hmmmph.  total waste of LAPD resources.
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