melissa / mayhem

jakec:Sigh. Reddit, in image form. the license plate said...

Dec 18th

oh, Coco….

Dec 18th

biPolar bear

get ready for a different kind of TMI. —- so i’m bipolar, which i’ve mentioned...

Dec 18th

I might bitch about this job, but I DO love getting a bunch...

Dec 17th

deductive reasoning

the feeling of being in a prolonged panic attack-like state continues. i have figured out that...

Dec 17th

unpoco:Entrave - Chimère Erotique

Dec 17th

urlesque:robotindisguise: Snookie: The Blanket with...

Dec 17th

Let's Shoot Down This Stupak Yall

hmwt: Call Speaker Pelosi TODAY and urge her to reject any anti-choice language from the final...

Dec 16th

lauramenorah: melissa mayhem

Dec 16th

gpoy tree. just finished the ornaments. I went with an all...

Dec 16th

Short rib taco + sliders. Preshopping fuel. (AND SOME GUY...

Dec 16th

My white whale

Dec 16th

GpoyT- in pursuit of Kogi & Xmas presents edish

Dec 16th

thanks FB

just found out ANOTHER ex boyf is engaged. I think there’s maybe only TWO now who don’t...

Dec 16th

kobiBBQ is in front of my workplace right now. AND IT’S MY DAY OFF. damn you, life.

Dec 15th

"I'm Sorry, But We Blew Up Your Laptop"

richard8016: “Lily was traveling to Tel Aviv. For some reason, the Israeli security officers...

Dec 15th

presented without comment.

Dec 15th

(via stonerparty)

Dec 15th

frankie says relax...

Dec 15th

writer-a: tesslynch: I pass the Jollibee every day; you...

Dec 15th

i have felt like i’m having a long, sustained panic attack for over 4 days now. this fucking...

Dec 15th

Birthday pt 3- family dinner at my FAVE restaurant (that we...

Dec 14th

Smile Friday pt 2

Dec 12th

copy and paste (see last post)

Start with you: - Pray for a right attitude towards our new president - if you didn’t support...

Dec 12th

jeez.

the girl who lived next door to me til about age 11, when her mom died, found me and my brother on...

Dec 12th

No one likes a show off…. Also free!

Dec 12th

Free!

Dec 12th

Smile Friday

Dec 12th

and now, the best way to spend my birthday - doing errands in the rain! (“errands” can...

Dec 12th

Dangers Connected to Wild Parsnips

thingsiwikipedia:

Dec 12th

Yay! My parents listened when I said I want leather Jack...

Dec 11th

Birthday!

Dec 11th

“She changed her status to “Weirdsies…”

Dec 11th

obnoxious

this azn guy i’ve known since kindergarten was always the guy who TRIED.  WAY. TOO.  HARD. he...

Dec 11th

i smell like a tub of frosting

got my massage at work today.  AMAZEBALLS. They treated me to a complimentary vanilla bean...

Dec 11th

Gift from work- Birthday Cake scented bath bomb

Dec 11th

Serious sushi deliciousness (& happy hour prices!!!) @...

Dec 11th

gpoyw - 26th bday edish crazy delicious.

Dec 10th

gpoyw - 25th bday edish at the flat i lived in with my...

Dec 10th

gpoyw - 22nd birthday edish we are doing the chicken dance,...

Dec 10th

important things

1) i just finished some delicious in n out.  (and yes, yes i DO still find it to be the best LA...

Dec 10th

One of the most intelligent things to ever be written @ my...

Dec 10th

uMich trying to put the kibosh on whacking in the shower. ...

Dec 10th

what's the difference between Tiger...

Santa Claus stops at 3 Ho’s.

Dec 10th

“loves God and all the silly predicaments i’m put in...”
— actual status update of a girl...

Dec 9th

gonna try masturbation as a headache...

i’ve read this in a magazine or something.

Dec 9th

Another vaporizer bites the dust

Made in China? Damn it! That’s 2 down in a year. I’m just gonna have to suck it up...

Dec 9th

Biggest Loser is gonna make me cry

Dec 9th

As a study break, I baked some spiced oatmeal cookies....

Dec 9th

(via ladimcbeth)

Dec 9th

Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

Dec 9th

final tomorrow nite

“studying” or something. 4 assignments to go. —- then i can resume posting...

Dec 9th

disgustingthingsihaveeaten: Is this real?

Dec 7th

holy jeezus. the guy on “Tough Love” said the words DADDY ISSUES and every single girl...

Dec 7th

I was going to make fun of “Jersey Shore” @ work, but the Armenian girls I work with...

Dec 6th

a Costa Rican swingers resort started...

obviously, my updates about xmas cookies are totally working…

Dec 5th

thehoulywoodreporter:danirrational:

Dec 5th

Dec 5th

sad state of my economy

so i realized it’s probably time for a new vibrator. the trusty rabbit has been with me for 5...

Dec 5th

stonerparty

Dec 5th

convo w/ an old coworker

me: any guy who wears an Affliction shirt is a raging douchebag… coworker: hey! my boyfriend...

Dec 5th

(via bringtheruckuss) i like to explain what jenkem is...

Dec 4th

i don’t even want to imagine what that smells like.

Dec 4th

melt

i just took a fucking awesome bath. found a snowman bath bomb from LUSH that smelled like...

Dec 4th

gpoycw clavicle-tastic.

Dec 3rd

just gave 2 weeks notice

and it feels great. i never want to be that person who complains about their job all the time.

Dec 3rd

one more thing i've signed up for...

Dec 2nd

just called Cafe Beaujolais to make my...

i just about creamed my undies talking to the French guy on the phone.  hottest accent ever. bon...

Dec 2nd

insomnia happened last night. i took the opportunity to watch Hoarders and see the cat lady. (I...

Dec 2nd

barelysarcasm: We gotta stay positive. Ladies love the...

Dec 2nd

every december, my family has an advent calendar.  every year, my mom lets my brother open the first...

Dec 2nd