January 2012
NY Times: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
NY Times: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
NY Times: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion? I don’t play poker on the Internet, either.
Took some money out of an ATM for p0t. Left card at ATM. Story of my life.
My camping experience has been limited to cabins.
ok, so there is a chance i may be CAMPING at Coachella after all.
*turns up nose-i like showering :( *
What are some total essentials that I should know to bring?
Please Tumblr Bomb this poll asking whether or not... →
stfuconservatives:
It’s already been pretty slaughtered but I’m always down for a good poll bomb.
-Joe
so, pretty much, we're all gonna be listening to...
stoked for all headliners, obvs.
also day 1:
Atari Teenage Riot
The Rapture
GIRLS
Tim Armstrong
MADNESS!!!!!!!!
Mazzy Star
Pulp
day 2:
Grouplove
CHILDISH GAMBINO
Buzzcocks
SQUEEZE!!! just listening to the the other day
Manchester Orchestra
Flying Lotus
haven’t listened to Godspped You! Black Emperor, but I know they were at an FYF thing so….probz rad.
Noel...
trying to register for classes. website is crashing. phone lines busy. i want to punch things. the universe is lined up to ensure i never receive a college education.
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i'm still astounded that my Put A Bird on It photo...
i had seen that on the internetz months and months ago
Tonight, I’m gonna put a bird on it. #portlandia #yay
I’m gonna make you the big breasted elf to my ethnic santa claus
– my dude, right now
December 2011
Juxtaposed
I’m on the metro. I do my makeup on the train to save time & amuse creeps who like to stare. I dropped my eye contour brush, picked it up, and said something like, “gotta wash that.” the homeless lady next to me laughed for a minute straight.
As I look down, her feet are caked with filth in her flip flops & her hair is greasy, etc etc.
Sometimes riding public transport...
not resolutions, but a list. of stuff. for 2012.
dont bum cigs from boyf or anyone… not even during drunken social times
take public transport as much as possible….like i currently have a choice.
get a bike.
use this crock pot that i now own. a lot. and somehow avoid having to do the dishes.
use my iphone even more than ever. if it’s possible.
finish reading game of thrones (book 1) before the goddamn HBO season starts...
not sure what NYE will bring. i generally dislike this holiday and stayed in the last 2 years (aka single).
i like:
a) being warm
b) sleeping
c) not dealing with drunken dickbags.