melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place. LA kid. red lips and cinderella hips. believe the hype...

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Slain.

Slain.

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Ratchet ass hoes.

Ratchet ass hoes.

"Turn Down For What" has played 13 times already.

"Turn Down For What" has played 13 times already.

(Photo credit:Internet)

(Photo credit:Internet)

This awesome creepy razor is just sitting on my front lawn. It’s really pretty weird.

This awesome creepy razor is just sitting on my front lawn. It’s really pretty weird.

H WEEN….already. Like, if you bought candy now, would it even be good? Hmmmm. (However, Reese’s = AKWAYS GOOD)

H WEEN….already. Like, if you bought candy now, would it even be good? Hmmmm. (However, Reese’s = AKWAYS GOOD)

Aromatherapy/perfume making station at the shower. Such a rad idea. I have gardenia, blue Iris, Oriental Jasmine, a weeee bit of musk,

Aromatherapy/perfume making station at the shower. Such a rad idea. I have gardenia, blue Iris, Oriental Jasmine, a weeee bit of musk,

White chicks. Like, ghostly white.

White chicks. Like, ghostly white.

Making a duck face since 1997.

Making a duck face since 1997.

HOMECOMING IN THE YEAR 2000 - (OMG I’m at my bestie’s bridal shower & there is a picture board)

HOMECOMING IN THE YEAR 2000 - (OMG I’m at my bestie’s bridal shower & there is a picture board)

Cool kids know that red lipstick is where it’s at

Cool kids know that red lipstick is where it’s at

FUCKED UP. A mispelling at work, it’s supposed to say clean muslins

FUCKED UP. A mispelling at work, it’s supposed to say clean muslins