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Hussy .

Hussy .

old pic.  i can’t sleep.

old pic.  i can’t sleep.

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yeah yeah portlandia, etc.

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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

I’m pretty sure everyone’s goal in life is to do something they love as much as Anthony Mackie loves playing Falcon. I love him so much.

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My super duder totally rad extra nice sweetest professor (math guy) has the ashiest ass elbows i’ve ever seen of all time.

My super duder totally rad extra nice sweetest professor (math guy) has the ashiest ass elbows i’ve ever seen of all time.

decadentandwilde:

Kitty Cupless Bra - Lascivious
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decadentandwilde:

Kitty Cupless Bra - Lascivious

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want want want want waaaaaaaannnnnnnnttttttt

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Jay Z owns Brooklyn and DTLA now.

Jay Z owns Brooklyn and DTLA now.

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Huffington Post, ladies & gentlemen…..

Huffington Post, ladies & gentlemen…..

Just as happy as Pharrell.

Just as happy as Pharrell.

Secret life of CGs.

Secret life of CGs.

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Always reblog Dita

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