fuck to YOU, roommie. i’m gonna be weird like you and take a roll of TP into the bathroom back & forth upon every use. YES REALLY. THIS IS HAPPENING.
THIS. is. happening. in my life. in my [early] 30s no less. She is withholding TP. This is next level insanity. Talk about weird shit, amirite? (also, puns are NOT intended for any use of the word ‘shit’)
i keep thinking it can’t get any weirder and then it’s like, “WELL, touche, my friend.” tip o’ the hat to you for being the…..i don’t even know……most annoying? randomly petty? not actually my worst roommate, which is saying A LOT….? what. what do we do here.
my bed will be out on thursday. i can tell she will try to fuck me on the security deposit like a dirty pirate whore with a syphilitic vagina, but, meh. 78% of my packing has been picking up stuff of the floor and taking it mere blocks away in small increments. could be worse.
anyway. TP. Don’t know what you’ve got till its gone.