melissa / mayhem

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OH DAMN.DEEP SHIT.

OH DAMN.
DEEP SHIT.

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Like a nice man

Like a nice man

Thank you @plannedparenthood for always being RAD, supplying me w/ 12 mos of birth control & even throwing in the morning after pill. It’s like a pro-choice Xmas over here.

Thank you @plannedparenthood for always being RAD, supplying me w/ 12 mos of birth control & even throwing in the morning after pill. It’s like a pro-choice Xmas over here.

Have ALL the sexytime explosions!

Have ALL the sexytime explosions!

You remind me of the babe. The babe with the power….

You remind me of the babe. The babe with the power….

I mean, hemp is such a versatile resource & The general public likes to be total dicks about it. Ugh, c’mon “General public”

I mean, hemp is such a versatile resource & The general public likes to be total dicks about it. Ugh, c’mon “General public”

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Mon petit prince

Mon petit prince

My new workplace requires that my picture be plastered all over our website and Facebook and fucking everywhere on the Internet and I want to tell them that I have a restraining order against someone and cannot have my workplace known just so I can get out of this. Womp womp. (We all know I’m not usually opposed to having my picture taken, so…yeah.)

My new workplace requires that my picture be plastered all over our website and Facebook and fucking everywhere on the Internet and I want to tell them that I have a restraining order against someone and cannot have my workplace known just so I can get out of this. Womp womp. (We all know I’m not usually opposed to having my picture taken, so…yeah.)