melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place.
27. LA kid.
red lips and cinderella hips.
believe the hype...

melissamayhem at gmail dotcom
today’s rating.  for no particular reason.
overwhelmed with stuff to do.
feeling like it’s just another manic Monday….but it’s Tuesday.

today’s rating.  for no particular reason.

overwhelmed with stuff to do.

feeling like it’s just another manic Monday….but it’s Tuesday.

Yeah, that does say Row 1 Seat 1. Also, I have better seats than Elijah Wood.

Yeah, that does say Row 1 Seat 1. Also, I have better seats than Elijah Wood.

Under the Umbrella Tree.

Under the Umbrella Tree.

This blog has slowly devolved to primarily self portraits of me in bathrooms.

This blog has slowly devolved to primarily self portraits of me in bathrooms.

gpoy-day late: I AM NEWSWORTHY  edition

gpoy-day late: I AM NEWSWORTHY edition

aaaaaaaaaaaaand

…kelly osborne is back to blonde again.

quit trying to be me.

juice boxes of Pinot Grigio were enjoyed pre game. Actually quite good.

juice boxes of Pinot Grigio were enjoyed pre game. Actually quite good.

gpoy day late- I just found out I’m being treated to FREE FRONT-ISH ROW TICKETS to Chemical Brothers @ Hollywood Bowl by my dear friend, L. Yayzers.

gpoy day late- I just found out I’m being treated to FREE FRONT-ISH ROW TICKETS to Chemical Brothers @ Hollywood Bowl by my dear friend, L. Yayzers.

I have a vagina and a blog.

hugparty:

You may now present me with venture capital, thank you.

yeah yeah, gratuitous pictures of myself, whatever. 
Hair cut by the amazing Inez at AVEDA Bokaos in Old Town Pasadena…but she’s so awesome (we’re old coworkers and good friends), she actually comes to my house.
(626)304-0007 if you ever wanna check it out…..right by Johnny Rocket’s.
However, because I’m a cheapskate and an obnoxious perfectionist, I do the color myself.  Saves me a huge chunk of change and if I need to do it over and over and over to get the exact crazy white blond blue violet platinum, then I’m not wasting anyone’s time but my own.
WIN WIN.
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edit: i am not a hairstylist.  never have been.

yeah yeah, gratuitous pictures of myself, whatever. 

Hair cut by the amazing Inez at AVEDA Bokaos in Old Town Pasadena…but she’s so awesome (we’re old coworkers and good friends), she actually comes to my house.

(626)304-0007 if you ever wanna check it out…..right by Johnny Rocket’s.

However, because I’m a cheapskate and an obnoxious perfectionist, I do the color myself.  Saves me a huge chunk of change and if I need to do it over and over and over to get the exact crazy white blond blue violet platinum, then I’m not wasting anyone’s time but my own.

WIN WIN.

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edit: i am not a hairstylist.  never have been.

cutting/dying the hairz tonite.
disregard my stoney baloney eyes.

cutting/dying the hairz tonite.

disregard my stoney baloney eyes.

Mimosas, homie B & her baby, strawberries + dark chocolate, poolside… A good day off

Mimosas, homie B & her baby, strawberries + dark chocolate, poolside… A good day off

spring chicken

nothing makes me feel “young” like working with a bunch of 40+ year olds….primarily because they’re always commenting on it.

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also, it makes me extremely depressed for the future of my arms.

our average customer is around 57, and without fail, every single person who comes in mentions that they’d love to wear what I’m wearing….but they want to cover their arms.


jesus christ.