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burning questions?

February 14
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Mitt Romney's Dog Story Could Be Dangerous For Him

this story is so weird (and somehow i hadn’t heard about this previously), i can’t even…..
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Anal Penetrating Chair Kills Teen

NEWS IS FUN.
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themorallycorruptfayeresnick: I believe in love again.

themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

I believe in love again.

(Source: ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com)

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comedycentral: Key & Peele Renewed for Second Season! The hit sketch series will be back with 10 more episodes this fall. Meanwhile, the first season continues with an all-new episode tonight at 10:30/9:30c. CONGRATS TO MR. PETER ATENCIO, AWESOME DIRECTOR EXTRAORDINAIRE.

comedycentral:

Key & Peele Renewed for Second Season!

The hit sketch series will be back with 10 more episodes this fall.

Meanwhile, the first season continues with an all-new episode tonight at 10:30/9:30c.

CONGRATS TO MR. PETER ATENCIO, AWESOME DIRECTOR EXTRAORDINAIRE.

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diegueno: Christine Gregoire & Washington State, You da Bomb!

diegueno:

Christine Gregoire & Washington State, You da Bomb!

(Source: facebook.com, via stfuconservatives)

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welcometothisblogbitch:

(via comicallyvariant: aeferg)

Seven hells, I guess everyone is making these?

LOVING ALL OF THIS. 

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February 13

Anonymous asked: thats creative

maybe it’s a good thing that i have no idea what you’re talking about…..

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February 11
February 8

Going shopping for heels soon. You know I’m not used to wearing them, really, and at this point I’m looking for something comfortable ($200ish range more or less) so that I will actually WEAR them. Any suggestions you may have is greatly appreeshed.

February 5

IN YO FACE SUCKAHS

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FEAST

FEAST

February 2
#photochallenge Day 2 - words (Taken with instagram)

#photochallenge Day 2 - words (Taken with instagram)